User:EricIsOnFire/Derek Jeter
Derek Jeter (born in the 70's, he's old) is one of the best known shortstops to ever play the game of golf and baseball. No, he did not go pro in golf, he just happened to enjoy frolicking in golf courses. 2014 marked the final time a player for the New York Yankees wasn't a total money-whore. A lot of people call him "The Captain", but I call him Daddy...
Jeter has become the all time Yankee hits leader along with some other statistics. He has collected over 3000 hits and played in many long hard baseball games. Jeter is also the all-time Yankee STD transmitter. Just ask Jessica Alba, Minka Kelley, and almost any girl who happened to appear on television or in a movie at one point in her life.
He was drafted in 1992 and made his debut in 1995. His debut was embarrassing, as Jeter failed to gain enough courage to even take the field. Despite this, he stole the hearts of baseball writers and became Rookie of the Year.
Jeter is an advid Uncyclopedia fanatic as well and will be inducted in the Uncyclopedia Hall of Fame, which has nothing to do with baseball. Jeter is a Hall of Famer for baseball, even before he retired. Jeter was just that legendary...
My girlfriend loves Derek Jeter more than I do.