User:DJmaf

“Those of us who love freedom must work together to do everything we can to disrupt, deny and bring to justice DJmaf who has no soul, no conscience, who hates freedom.”

~ George W. Bush on DJmaf

DJmaf has been accused of making provocative and aggressive music, which turns listeners into fearsome terrorists, eating people and creating other havoc.

Thijs, that's me.

Isnotisms

• I'm no fan of Oscar Wilde.

Istooisms

• I'm likely to be eaten by a Grue
• A Grue also has eaten my Music.
• Go google it.

“DJmaf does not care about black people, I mean, who does in these days!”

~ Kanye West on DJmaf

DJmaf loves kids!

Spreken ze Deutsch, baby And can smoke weed every day legally. (List of Dutch Uncyclopedians)