User:DJ Irreverent/But Wait, There's More!

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DEALS! DEALS! DEALS!

Thats right shoppers its the...

TOTALLY INSANE, ONCE ONLY, NEVER TO BE REPEATED, ABSOLUTELY FINAL, CRAZY RUG WAREHOUSE SALE!!!

We've got rugs

EVERYTHING MUST GO BY MIDNIGHT TONIGHT!!!
NOT 1 CHILD.
NOT 2 CHILDREN.
BUT THREE BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN, AND THEY DRIVE ME UP THE WALL!!!
I WILL ABSOLUTELY DROP MY PANTS FOR A DOLLAR!!!

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