User:DEhrlich91

Hi I would like to tell you a story. Something so horrible and delightful at the same time that you will undoubtely decide life is neither any longer worth living or that youd probabyl be in the mood for chinese tonight. How the two are connected can be found out only through my declaration that I am of the Jew people. Being Jewish has always been hard. I've had to endure all the hardship of an upper middle class lifestyle and a good education. These horrible penalties are only slightly offset by the jewish benifit of being able to make large sums of money in my future and the Hora. for those of you who dont know the hora is a ritual dance involving six or more jews where we dance in circles unitl we turn red in the face and decide to stop, sit down and say things like ow my! I think the fact that I've always had a strong desire to be a pirate is important when discussing my life. I never really cared about the whole ship thing, pillaging is where its at. In what other context are you able to pillage. Well I guess vikings can pillage, but viking's have ships too so they're more like a sub-category of pirate rather than another group.