User:Cheetah

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Cheetah[edit | edit source]

The Cheetah (not to be confused with cheater for you blacks) is an unknown land animal that has never been spotted before because of the intense speed at which it runs. It is said to be able to reach Mach 69 (no proof within reasonable doubt). No one knows their eating, sleeping or living habits. Its favorite food is of course spaghetti because it will slurp it up so fast that all of the young infants at the table will cry therefore making it a very unpleasant evening.

CHEETAH DISCOVERS THE PINE CONE[edit | edit source]

Yes, a cheetah doctor named Anold Infant discovered how to use the pine cone as a poop wiping divice. It caused much pain but finally the cheetahs got used to it and decided that Sunday was now pinecone day. When I disquised myself as an AVATAR cheetah I discovered that most of the Cheetah tribe or villagers really were confused. Some say it was just pine day, some say it was cone day and that's why they wear the funny hats, but some have decided to call it poop day in honor of all of it that scrapes off of their bottoms.