User:Bwoodrum
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About Bwoodrum[edit | edit source]
Bwoodrum (Bradley Woodrum; born 1987) -- economist, writer, athlete, and taster of foods -- is perhaps best known for his blog Homebody and Woman and his discovery of Econocats.
Early Life[edit | edit source]
Born in Indiana, raised in Panama City Beach, Florida, Bradley lived a humble life until the age 15, when he founded BradCorp Inc. in an effort to take over the world and subtly overcome puberty. He served as Head-Dictator of the company until it folded during the 2001 recession.
Education[edit | edit source]
Following his graduation from high school, Woodrum attended Jacksonville University in Jacksonville, Florida, where he recieved Bachelor's degrees in Economics, English, Sand Drawing, and Misc. While a student at JU, he rowed for the men's crew team, conducted a hostile take-over of the Honors Society, proposed to his girlfriend at a Waffle House, and purportedly kicked a manatee.
It was during his latter years as a graduate student at Chicago's Roosevelt University that Woodrum first met an Econocat. The unnamed cat visited Woodrum through a dream, but never returned. Following the event, Woodrum gained the ability to detect Econocats on sight, claming "their eyes, they glow a banker's gray!"
Other Writings[edit | edit source]
Woodrum also contributes to a variety of other blogs and spheres of little influence, namely Another Cubs Blog, Cubs Stats, and DRaysBay.