User:BreakDancer

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Yo! Buy me a Guinness!

What yo' wan me do? Get my guitar out and sing some blues about why my wife left me?

About Me[edit | edit source]

My name is BreakDancer and I love Guinness! I am an old man, who likes to do party tricks with his zimmer frame, which includes doing acrobatics over the frame. I like doing wicked stunts at schools, hospitals, and shopping malls, when I can get out of my rest home for the elderly. Yeah I am totally ill breaker when not grumpy or crunking or both. Don't confuse me for a wigger or Michael Jackson!

I am also a paid up member of the exclusive silver surfer club, and is old enough to know what a keyboard is!

I like my beer well spiked with LSD and or crack!

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This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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This user is a miser, and couldn't be happier with their money!
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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!


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This user is a Mad Scientist.
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Usb!
No, really!
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This user is a n00b.
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This user is a total UKer


and wants to steal your country albums for sport.


(British Uncyclopedians)