Uncyclopedia:VFH/Uncyclopedia:Don't Eat Waffles Here

Article: Uncyclopedia:Don't Eat Waffles Here	Score: 2 waffles
Nominated by:	—Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:29, 8 May 2011
For: 8	Nom+For. One of the best ~~waffles~~ ignorable policies we've had in a long while. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:29, 8 May 2011 For. Yummy. TALK FRESH MEAT ♥ talk to me 21:46 8 May 2011 21:46, May 8, 2011 (UTC) For -- The Zombiebaron 05:16, May 9, 2011 (UTC) Nah I'm just messing. This is for. "....racist?" almost gets the vote singlehandedly TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 06:34, May 9, 2011 (UTC) UN: Don't talk with your mouth full (of waffles.) (talk) 02:51, 11 May 2011 For. ShabiDOO 03:11, May 11, 2011 (UTC) For. One of the most delicious articles on here even if they aren't allowed. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 18:56, May 11, 2011 (UTC) FOR Funny randomness is rare these days Mattsnow 18:52, May 14, 2011 (UTC)
Against: 6	Uhh, what? --EMC^[TALK]06:37 May 9 2011 Clearly you people don't know what waffles are. Real waffles are heart-shaped, and I don't know what those weird cake-like things you people like to smother in syrup and stuff actually are, but if it needs syrup and stuff, that ain't a waffle, either, sorry. 1 2 3 4 ~ 08:52, 11 May 2011 No. Waffles take more love than that article provides them. And I can't see any actual punchlines in the article, that'd hit home. Lyrithya does have a nugget of truth there, but not enough... Waffles can be shaped like flowers, too, or squares, or quarter-circles. The thing is, to pull one off properly, it has to be lovingly made with the effort that goes into separating the eggs and whipping them up individually, to get that cloudy, light, frothy batter, which will become a delicious treat with a succulent, soft inside, and a crispy, golden outside, perfect when served with fresh strawberries and whipped cream flavoured with vanilla bean... Yes, I get orgasms from good food. So what? -- Dame Viktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 09:06, 11 May Mehh. pillow talk 21:14, May 13, 2011 (UTC) Against. While it's not a bad article, it seems more like ?pedia material. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 03:31, May 15, 2011 (UTC) Against. Per Syndrome ChiefjusticeGameCube 09:22, May 15, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. Abstaining. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 19:47, May 8, 2011 (UTC)