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Article: Jesus' foreskin

Score: 12 holy prepuces

Nominated by: EMC [TALK] 08:10 Apr 8 2010 08:10, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
For: 12
  1. Self-nom and for; it got a rather short but favorable Pee Review. I think it's ready. And yes, the green dildo is a mold of EugeneKay's penis. Srsly. I want to get EugeneKay's penis on the front page. --EMC [TALK] 08:10 Apr 8 2010
  2. For. You probably won't but then - Godzilla vs Urethra was featured once. Why not this? Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 12:55, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Fourskin Very well written and conceived. The pic may stun the children and the wives of the lesser endowed, but that has to happen sometime so why not now. And is a dildo really NSFW nowadays, I mean, where do people work, a nursery school where the kids run the computers? Aleister in Chains 13:31 8 4 MMX
  4. Symbol for vote.svg Fourskin Quit looking at me like that.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   15:39, Thursday 08 April 2010  
  5. Symbol for vote.svg Forskin It makes my urinary meatus tingle. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass)
  6. • FreddThe Redd • 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png • 18px-Foxicon.png • 23:28 • Thursday, 8-04-2010
  7. Symbol for vote.svg Foreskin -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 04:28, Apr. 9, 2010
  8. For. Joshua Ben-Yahweh would approve. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:22, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
  9. Quadpidermis. Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat 06:46, Friday 09 April 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gif Explode fire.gif
  10. Ankh smite.png HOLY GOD YES!!! —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:48, 9 April 2010
  11. For. IronLung 23:34, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
  12. Foreskin. Megaman126512 19:00, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
Against: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • What can I say. I enjoy pushing the limits of what can be featured on the front page. Hopefully people see this article along with a featured image of Muhammad kissing a sausage. --EMC [TALK] 13:22 Apr 8 2010
  • Comment. Even-handed blasphemy. Everyone will be against Uncyc. The glory of it! Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 14:00, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. This is well written and funny, but based on my personal convictions I can't put my stamp of approval on this, very sorry EMC. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilon Sigma Sigma's last completed collaboration GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 11:31 EST 8 April, 2010
That's okay. I expected that eventually. I still <4 you. --EMC [TALK] 17:41 Apr 8 2010
Are you saying you can't say yes or no that it is Eugene Kay's penis, or that you don't remember enough about your evening with him to swear to it? Al en chainy 00:35 9 4 mmx

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