Uncyclopedia:Featured articles/August 7
Stop, stop there my friend!
You, my fine fellow, were born several years ago and now you are gay.
I'm here to tell you that you're gay and you'd better get used to it.
Er, what?
No whining or going into a hissy fit. Although that is now infinitely more socially acceptable now that you are gay.
Why have you handcuffed yourself to me?
Ahahaha, I'm afraid you'll have to get used to things like that now, gay boy!
And that also goes for you if you're not a boy. You're gay too – as a Christmas tree. A true friend of Dorothy. Don't pretend you aren't, don't fight it, get yourself right up here and pin your pink colours to the mincey mast aboard the good ship Rainbow, setting sail from closet harbour and out into the big wide world! (Full article...)