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GOA TSE
Temple
& Store
because there's
no goatse like
store goatse

About[edit source]

The Goa Tse Temple was built by two members of the Goa Tse Clan in 1337 AD, based on the teachings of Goa Tse in Q'ake Tu, Giratinaton, . In 1484 AD, the Goa Tse Store was opened, and the Goa Tse Clan sold supplies and food to passers-by, locals and tourists. To request an order, ask on the talk page. Set up a bank account with the Central Bank of Uncyclopedia to buy stuff. Just ask for it on the talk page and it will eventually be delivered. If you want a job, request it on the talk page. After you buy something, you can just put it on your userpage or use it to bribe admins and whatnot. You may also want to check out the Uncyclopedia Stock Exchange to buy shares.

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Members of the Goa Tse Clan or Grue Army can receive a 50% discount on purchases. Members of Der Unwehr or Upsilon Sigma Sigma receive a 25% discount on purchases.

Employees[edit source]

Shares are updated every Saturday. Supplies and food are restocked every two weeks.

  • Joe9320 (Owner) Weekly Salary $90 (that's ☺$900,000)
  • Zana Dark (Acting Manager) Weekly Salary $50 + commission (tips welcome)


WE SELL EVERYTHING AT RIDICULOUSLY LOW PRICES LIKE CHEAPER THAN Wal✽Mart!

STOCK[edit source]

(PLEASE NOTE: Prices are quoted in Wildes and U.S. dollars. Sorry, Valjuta cannot be accepted.)
Snacks

Fruits, Vegetables and Meat

Microwavable Food and Fuck Goods

Clothes and Books

Video Games and Appliances

Drinks

Vehicles (Grue Army-Goa Tse Clan Base Loyola Dealership- Official Loyola Dealership)

Weaponry

Goa Tse Clan Signups[edit source]

Join the Goa Tse Clan NOW! Members get a 75% discount!