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Administrative noticeboard
This noticeboard is for all requests that require administrative, or, in a limited number of circumstances, bureaucratic, intervention.

On the administrative noticeboard, you can:

  • Ask admins and crats to do stuff you can't do. Examples include requesting an edit to a protected page, and sustaining an erection.
  • Request that an administrator warn or block a disruptive user when it is not unambiguous.
  • Report a possible false positive by the abuse filter.
  • Request non-administrative user group permissions.
  • Request revision deletion wherever it may be necessary.
  • Dream about what an empty User talk:Cassie would look like.
  • Request sanctions or interaction bans on a user.
  • Request a user rename (requires a bureaucrat)
  • Request a permanent user vanishing, per UN:DMA (requires a bureaucrat)

If you would like to:

  • report unambiguous vandalism, spam or username policy violations, see Ban Patrol.
  • request page deletion, please see VFD, ICU and QVFD.
  • request oversight on a page, please ask Lyrithya politely.
  • discuss with the broader English Uncyclopedia community, please visit the village dump.
  • discuss about Uncyclopedia's administrators, please visit the Ministry of Love.
  • request administrative privileges, please see VFS when it is open.

Please remember to:

  • Sign your request using ~~~~
  • Be respectful and patient: Admins are humans (or cyborgs) too!

This page might not be what you are looking for. Some pages closer to what you are looking for may be:

  1. Uncyclopedia:Administrators' noticeboard/Protection requests: to request the protection of a page directly.
  2. Uncyclopedia:Administrators' noticeboard/Duck inspection: to report suspected sock puppetry requiring checkuser intervention.
  3. Uncyclopedia:Active Admins: A list of the admins you can contact directly, and
  4. User talk:Cassie: our current makeshift admins' noticeboard.

THIS NOTICEBOARD IS CURRENTLY ACTIVE AND WAS ACTIVATED ON THE FOLLOWING DATE: 7 MAY 2021.

To add your request, type in a title and click the "Add Topic" button below.


Current threads[edit source]

abuse filter helper request[edit source]

@Alula:Hello administrator, I would like to request the abuse filter helper permission to assist in anti-sabotage, thank you! ㄧ (T | Meow!) 09:13, 16 October 2023 (UTC)

Well we’ve kinda been curbing abuse filter stuff lately. Is there anything specific you think needs to be done? MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:07, 16 October 2023 (UTC)
@MrX:Check abuse logs and make suggestions for modifications to reduce misjudgments. ㄧ (T | Meow!) 11:29, 18 October 2023 (UTC)
@MrX:Hello? ㄧ (T | Meow!) 09:23, 25 October 2023 (UTC)
That would probably be fine. We definitely don't want to add anything to the restrictions in the filters. Modifications to simply reduce filter restrictions should be okay tho. @Alula: what do you think? MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 22:10, 31 October 2023 (UTC)
Uhhh sure, why not. Alula.gifAlula.gif 16:49, 1 November 2023 (UTC)

Reduce protection for: Uncyclopedia:VFP[edit source]

Its been protected so that only admins can edit it for a little over a year, which is a shame because other users can't nominate or vote on images WPBS (talk) 16:26, 20 November 2023 (UTC)

No Not done. You can still vote on/nominate images, it just takes you to a separate nomination page. Alula.gifAlula.gif 20:14, 20 November 2023 (UTC)
Ah, I see it now, thank you WPBS (talk) 21:42, 20 November 2023 (UTC)

Histmerge request[edit source]

Hi, it has been a while since I have been on Uncyclopedia. I want to know if User:Awesome Aasim/Impact of the Genshin can be histmerged with Genshin Impact. I know it was not implemented exactly as worded, but I want to make sure it is done to preserve attribution and history. Thanks. Awesome Aasim 19:31, 7 March 2024 (UTC)

Yes check.svg Done. Alula.gifAlula.gif 00:01, 8 March 2024 (UTC)

Edit authorization[edit source]

I need authorization to edit Iron Maiden because it is outdated thus needs to be filled with new uninformation. I'm new so please let me know if broke some law with this post. Dreamer (talk) 06:41, 10 March 2024 (UTC)Dreamer

You broke every law in the book. But just for fun I went and changed your user rights to “confirmed user”, so you can edit that and any other semi protected article. Have fun. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 06:52, 10 March 2024 (UTC)


ECU/RB rights for Pasmorade[edit source]

In my eyes this is one of most-active editor, has over 300 edits on 1 week, what a new record, I think this is sufficient for him to reach the Extended confirmed and have right to patrol on RC without has over 500 edits, hoping this to make the project more greater, many thanks. TiazuGotAutism333 (talk) 17:04, 3 May 2024 (UTC)

We normally don't hand out EC unless requested by the editor and needed. We have very few articles that are EC protected. If needed, I'd probably just lower the protection of a particular article. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 17:31, 3 May 2024 (UTC)
Well, thanks for proposing me to be Extended confirmed, but I'm mainly eager to make articles. Thanks anyways. Pasmorade (talk) 17:51, 3 May 2024 (UTC)
Yeah, it's as MrX said, we don't really give out extended confirmed because it's not really that important, and anyone with an account older than 30 days and more than 500 edits gets it anyway, so it doesn't matter. I'm not entirely sure about the rollback either. Alula.gifAlula.gif 22:41, 3 May 2024 (UTC)

Request page protection for User:TiazuGotAutism333/Raiding the Vietnamese Wikipedia and IP ban for 14.227.173.184[edit source]

The page was vandalized possibly by an IP of a viwiki editor, they did make the page look very creepy tho I can easily smell it. Not only my subpage they also countinuing vandalize on both my userpage and talk page and all the articles on enUC too, this may cause damage to the project if they keep using other IPs at the same time to prepare a raid to the project (cuz I'm on limit). To prevent from being vandalized I think lock it is the best solution now, again many thanks. TiazuGotAutism333 (talk) 18:23, 4 May 2024 (UTC)

One thing I did check the IP using toolforge, the range is owned by an ISP named VNPT, a synonym of Vietnam Posts and Telecommunications Group (more detail), this accidentally prove that the guy who vandalise the project is a Vietnamese and don't know what to do with this case TiazuGotAutism333 (talk) 19:08, 4 May 2024 (UTC)
Uhh sure i'll protect it, but there is a page specifically for page protection. Also, what makes you worried that this person is gonna raid us? Alula.gifAlula.gif 19:32, 4 May 2024 (UTC)