UnTunes:12 Days of Stalking
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The single cover was designed in relation to the CBS TV show, Stalker, but was rejected when executives of the network decided the song was too cheerful for the show's horrifying nature.
12 Days of Stalking is a Christmas song originally written for a TV show on CBS but it was rejected so every asset right down to the single's cover art was reused for an Uncyclopedia Christmas album. The song talks about how even Christmas cheer can be given to somebody by their stalker in whatever way possible.
12 DAYS OF STALKING
- On the second day of Christmas,
- my stalker gave to me
- Two dead puppies,
- And a photo of my family
- On the third day of Christmas,
- my stalker gave to me
- Three flat tires,
- Two dead puppies,
- And a photo of my family
- On the fourth day of Christmas,
- my stalker gave to me
- Four working girls,
- Three flat tires,
- Two dead puppies,
- And a photo of my family
- On the fifth day of Christmas,
- my stalker gave to me
- Five cuntymints,
- Four working girls,
- Three flat tires,
- Two dead puppies,
- And a photo of my family
- On the sixth day of Christmas,
- my stalker gave to me
- Six bitches bitching,
- Five cuntymints,
- Four working girls,
- Three flat tires,
- Two dead puppies,
- And a photo of my family
- On the seventh day of Christmas,
- my stalker gave to me
- Seven drunks a-drinking,
- Six bitches bitching,
- Five cuntymints,
- Four working girls,
- Three flat tires,
- Two dead puppies,
- And a photo of my family
- On the eighth day of Christmas,
- my stalker gave to me
- Eight jokers joking,
- Seven drunks a-drinking,
- Six bitches bitching,
- Five cuntymints,
- Four working girls,
- Three flat tires,
- Two dead puppies,
- And a photo of my family
- On the ninth day of Christmas,
- my stalker gave to me
- Nine legal losses,
- Eight jokers joking,
- Seven drunks a-drinking,
- Six bitches bitching,
- Five cuntymints,
- Four working girls,
- Three flat tires,
- Two dead puppies,
- And a photo of my family
- On the tenth day of Christmas,
- my stalker gave to me
- Ten grues a-grueing,
- Nine legal losses,
- Eight jokers joking,
- Seven drunks a-drinking,
- Six bitches bitching,
- Five cuntymints,
- Four working girls,
- Three flat tires,
- Two dead puppies,
- And a photo of my family
- On the eleventh day of Christmas,
- my stalker gave to me
- Eleven fappers fapping,
- Ten grues a-grueing,
- Nine legal losses,
- Eight jokers joking,
- Seven drunks a-drinking,
- Six bitches bitching,
- Five cuntymints,
- Four working girls,
- Three flat tires,
- Two dead puppies,
- And a photo of my family
- On the twelfth day of Christmas,
- my stalker gave to me
- Twelve boners boning,
- Eleven fappers fapping,
- Ten grues a-grueing,
- Nine legal losses,
- Eight jokers joking,
- Seven drunks a-drinking,
- Six bitches bitching,
- Five cuntymints,
- Four working girls,
- Three flat tires,
- Two dead puppies,
- And a photo of my family