Zork
The Dark Pit of Doom and Compost Disposal | Score: 667 | Moves: 665 |
That was really stupid. I mean really, really stupid. Not only have you given up your chance to get out of this horrible place, but you were standing two steps away from a dark, deep pit.
Shut up.
Fine. - and are likely to be eaten by a grue. So... what are you going to do about it?
You haven't got a lamp. You're dead.
Nice try. But turns out that you don't need to try, because a grue attempts to eat you and its teeth pass right through you. Remember? You're a ghost?
You try, but the pit is sucking you in, and as much as you struggle you get sucked in. With a last, despairing cry, you plummet into the depths of the pit. You hit the ground with a loud thump. You slowly gaze upwards to see what new torture awaits you, only to see - It's a Hannah Montana performance. You scream and try to break free of the hordes of wig-wearing six-year-old mini-rockstars, but they cling on to you like leeches, sucking all musical taste out of you. You'd better think fast. |