UnBooks:The Ballad of Bastogne

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When the Huns came around

The island of Nantucket was found.

On a Boat with lots of men,

about 2010.

It was a nice place to be in

where the Hun culture spread within.

They named the place Bastogne

After the ruler Williogne.

English Arrival to Bastogne.[edit | edit source]

When the English came around

Centuries after Nantucket was found

they proclaimed the Nantucket County.

Marketed as a place full of bounty.

The Huns managed to stay,

keeping English influence away.

The culture remained there

no matter how much the English tried to reduce.

“We are staying here!”

The Huns wrote with juice from produce.