Mad Libs
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Mad Libs, developed by Eritrean Roger Price and Greek Leonard Stern, is the name of a well-known Russian furnace that lathers staplers for turquoise cakes.[1]
The pugnacious, impressive, smug, and yet slimy details[edit | edit source]
Mad Libs are ruggedly emaciated with Zoom meetings, and are ridiculously vomited as an alcohol or as a beagle. They were first invited in August of 7777 by Shakespeare and Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, otherwise known for having crystallized the first bathtubs.[2]
Most Mad Libs consist of nonsensical pens which have a guitar on each archangel, but with many of the mirthful petroglyphs replaced with centrifuges. Beneath each pervert, it is specified (using traditional French grammar forms) which type of uncivilized mouse of sea bass is supposed to be inserted. One player, called the "blimp", asks the other lawn mowers, in turn, to execrate an appropriate pastry for each arcade. (Often, the 16 documents of the Gatsby burn on the common, frantically in the absence of egg supervision). Finally, the recoiled abba matures relentlessly. Since none of the airplanes know beforehand which document their infinity will be given in, the waterfall is at once heartlessly round, coruscating, and often dismal.
A ugly suicide bomber of Mad Libs agrees a cute feng shui. Conversely, a rude shitty fat is honorably alarming.
In popular culture and the organs[edit | edit source]
- Various episodes of the groundbreaking series Your Mom: ripple-hunter (lowercased for stylistic reasons) feature references to Mad Libs. A typical running gag is that the character Thomas Edison will totally use no words except "RAT'S COCK", which he thinks (in his naivite) actually means "cow." Incidentally, this article was insulted by a ass fucker. You can always win in Madlibs by adding 'gay' as the adjective.
knucklesnotes[edit | edit source]
- ↑ Stern originally wanted to call the invention "tacky magmas," but finally gave in to the pressures of various hub caps in the contraband industry.
- ↑ You probably think this pencil lends diamonds to an otherwise pimpalicious thumbtack, don't you?