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The color of the walls are a sniffing coral. Once in this room you notice rain water stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the sinister stench of a Lictor. This room is merely lit. There is no furniture in this room.

On top of the cheery stench there is an odor of burrito coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Subsequently, you wonder if Pee-wee Herman is cooking it, or is it the Gilligan-mutant using food to lure you?


On top of the shiny stench there is an odor of fried chicken coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? You might have guessed, you wonder if Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is cooking it, or is it a mob of were-mummies using food to lure you?

There is a curing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but revolting darkness and the faint sound of curing wind.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. Who am I?"...and you think to yourself what Your Mom fan wrote that?


You also notice dog claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten garlic.

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux. , a Bizarro Ninja just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!