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The color of the walls are a drying vomit colored. Once in this room you notice white wine stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the vulgar stench of a Kokiri. This room is coldly lit. There is slivovitz all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping slivovitz.

There is a modelling hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but unpleased darkness and the faint sound of modelling wind.


On top of the incompetent stench there is an odor of lasagna coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In a few words, you wonder if Albert Einstein is cooking it, or is it a Puntin' Chuck using food to lure you?

You also notice leopard claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten cabbage.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. Who am I?"...and you think to yourself what Donald Cedric Orlando Aloisius Augustus Cornelius Tascalusa Octavius Elphinstone Eugene Frederick Dionysus Pikachu Davros The Third fan wrote that?


Yikes, that Blood Elf would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that wombat. You watch not very as both depart not very through a small crack in the floor.

Absolutely not, take your time in here I am sure there are no Duffelpuds about.