UnGames:HyperSquare

You are in the guest bedroom.

	Forward
Left		Right
	Backward

The color of the walls are a meditating starlight. Once in this room you notice vodka stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.

Also, you notice the loyal stench of a Winter-wolf. This room is fretfully lit. There is ear wax all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping ear wax.

Yikes, that Xenia would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that <insert name here>. You watch ruggedly as both depart ruggedly through a small crack in the floor.

You see one badger perched in the sacrificing megalomaniacal chandelier, and you wonder how the When Hell freezes over it got up there.

You also notice swallow claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten chocolate gateau.

On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son. Who am I?"...and you think to yourself what Stephen Hawking fan wrote that?

The bee that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Roll out the red carpet, that was close that could have been a Cold One.

'scuse me, quit playing with that puzzling treetop. It probably belongs to Peyton Manning. Pick a door and let's go already.