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The color of the walls are a rioting silver. Once in this room you notice slivovitz stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the vast stench of a Stray. This room is peacefully lit. But you do see a tomato and a tomato sitting on a largely broken table in the middle of the room. There are two red chairs and two largely broken sticks.

There is a bamboozling hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but eerie darkness and the faint sound of bamboozling wind.


There are wolf lungs and lungs floating in a hydrochloric acid-filled cauldron by the fervent fireplace.

Yikes, that smooth criminal would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that one of two cows. You watch callously as both depart callously through a small crack in the floor.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "The man who made it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?"...and you think to yourself what Jim Carrey fan wrote that?



Sure thing, quit playing with that joyful boat. It probably belongs to Oliver Twist. Pick a door and let's go already.