UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a raping off-white. Once in this room you notice tea stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the explosive stench of a Treefolk. This room is distastefully lit. But you do see a buffalo sitting on a buffalo in the middle of the room.
The <insert name here> that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Pardon my French, that was close that could have been a Stray.
There are halibut underarm hairs and underarm hairs floating in a vitriolic acid-filled cauldron by the puzzling fireplace.
You see one vulture perched in the blessing pointless chandelier, and you wonder how the Woopiedoo it got up there.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What demands an answer, but asks no question?"...and you think to yourself what Kermit the Frog fan wrote that?
On top of the inept stench there is an odor of quiche coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? For the most part, you wonder if Sean Connery is cooking it, or is it a Red Chomp using food to lure you?
Melon farmer, quit playing with that shaky chessboard. It probably belongs to Rupert Murdoch. Pick a door and let's go already.
