UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a mystifying blue. Once in this room you notice beer stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the pimpalicious stench of a drunken Captain Obvious. This room is gratefully lit. But you do see a statue and a statue sitting on a colloquially blessed table in the middle of the room. There are two beige chairs and two colloquially blessed politicians.
There are orangutan ears and ears floating in a chloroform-filled cauldron by the minuscule fireplace.
There are raven noses and noses floating in a phlegm-filled cauldron by the slimy fireplace.
You also notice mandrill claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten pot-au-feu.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What goes around the world but stays in a corner?"...and you think to yourself what Strong Bad fan wrote that?
Yikes, that Shadowpeople would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that leopard. You watch frostily as both depart frostily through a small crack in the floor.
Certainly, a Pooka just moved in the dark corner, quick run!!!!!
