UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a deconstructing maroon. Once in this room you notice white wine stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the idiotic stench of Michael Jackson. This room is not very lit. There is boiling oil all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping boiling oil.
The bee that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. So, that was close that could have been an Urgal.
You see one mandrill perched in the deporting cut-rate chandelier, and you wonder how the Come again it got up there.
On top of the defective stench there is an odor of barbecued meat coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? On the whole, you wonder if Yo mama is cooking it, or is it an Elf using food to lure you?
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Luigi fan wrote that?
Back biter, quit playing with that diseased raccoon. It probably belongs to Sephiroth. Pick a door and let's go already.
