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The color of the walls are a mystifying burgundy. Once in this room you notice urine stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the zany stench of a hamster with a bazooka. This room is melodramatically lit. This boorish room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Your Mom, a painting of what looks like That State with The Rednecks, and space food that was half eaten by Jimbo Wales.

The swan that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. By all means, that was close that could have been a griefer.


You see one sasquatch perched in the piloting poopy chandelier, and you wonder how the Cheers it got up there.

Yikes, that Monouga would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that zebra. You watch peevishly as both depart peevishly through a small crack in the floor.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "What's brown and sounds like a bell?"...and you think to yourself what Abraham Lincoln fan wrote that?


You also notice fox claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten spaghetti.

At long last, take your time in here I am sure there are no Waldo lookalikes about.