UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a lolling vomit colored. Once in this room you notice soy sauce stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the rotted stench of a Red I. This room is gratefully lit. There is tequilla all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping tequilla.
On top of the shitty stench there is an odor of ham coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Especially, you wonder if Barney the Dinosaur is cooking it, or is it a Gnoll using food to lure you?
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. Who am I?"...and you think to yourself what Gottfried Leibniz fan wrote that?
On top of the depressed stench there is an odor of dumpling coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Before you know it, you wonder if Sonic the Hedgehog is cooking it, or is it the newt Gingrich using food to lure you?
Fair enough, quit playing with that sumptuous Dunmer. It probably belongs to Dr. Evil. Pick a door and let's go already.