UnGames:HyperSquare
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The color of the walls are a lathering brown. Once in this room you notice absinth stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.
Also, you notice the living stench of an Eredar. This room is frantically lit. But you do see a sheep sitting on a sheep in the middle of the room.
Yikes, that giant enemy crab would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that fox. You watch insufficiently as both depart insufficiently through a small crack in the floor.
The ear mite that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Puckernuts, that was close that could have been a Pech.
There is a rinsing hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but unsophisticated darkness and the faint sound of rinsing wind.
On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. Who am I?"...and you think to yourself what Jacques Derrida fan wrote that?
You also notice mandrill claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten cream pie.
You don't say, quit playing with that glycerin high-powered laser rifle. It probably belongs to Shabidoo. Pick a door and let's go already.

