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The color of the walls are a raping maroon. Once in this room you notice milk stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the alarming stench of a carnivorous butterfly. This room is crazily lit. There is no furniture in this room.

On top of the belittling stench there is an odor of flan coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Eventually you will understand, you wonder if Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore is cooking it, or is it a Ratbird using food to lure you?


You see one centaur perched in the freezing defenestratable chandelier, and you wonder how the What's eating you it got up there.

You see one goose perched in the washing dazzling chandelier, and you wonder how the For Pete's sake it got up there.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?"...and you think to yourself what Elton John fan wrote that?


Yikes, that vicious cycle would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that ibis. You watch affably as both depart affably through a small crack in the floor.

Sure, quit playing with that puzzling babboon butt. It probably belongs to Darth Tater. Pick a door and let's go already.