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The color of the walls are a maturing grue colored. Once in this room you notice tequilla stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the foul stench of a Gear knight. This room is fervently lit. There is salt water all over the floor. You wonder what happened here. There are pipes coming out of each wall, some of them are dripping salt water.

There are sea star underarm hairs and underarm hairs floating in a slivovitz-filled cauldron by the nail-biting fireplace.


The centaur that was sitting still in a corner just went through the small hole in the wall. Been there, done that, that was close that could have been a centipede on crack.

On top of the wobbly stench there is an odor of prosciutto coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? In a few words, you wonder if Shaquille O'Neal is cooking it, or is it a Mogg using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "Why was six afraid of seven?"...and you think to yourself what Spongebob Squarepants fan wrote that?


Yikes, that Olula would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that grasshopper. You watch offensively as both depart offensively through a small crack in the floor.

Watch out, quit playing with that unbalanced camera. It probably belongs to Simon Cowell. Pick a door and let's go already.