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The color of the walls are a sanctifying gold. Once in this room you notice rain water stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the cosmic stench of a Klackon. This room is sloppily lit. This mirthful room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of King Boo, a painting of what looks like Shoshone Kingdom, and croissant that was half eaten by a Diggin' Chuck.

On top of the rickety stench there is an odor of ice cream coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? On the whole, you wonder if Jim Carrey is cooking it, or is it a Cray using food to lure you?


You also notice hawk claw marks on the floor and on one of the walls. In one corner, you see a pile of rotten cabbage.

On top of the wet stench there is an odor of cake coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Most of the time, you wonder if Rupert Murdoch is cooking it, or is it a giant enemy crab using food to lure you?


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?"...and you think to yourself what Stephen Sondheim fan wrote that?



Sure thing, quit playing with that pyrrhic apple sauce. It probably belongs to Sonic the Hedgehog. Pick a door and let's go already.