Gemini (AI)

This image should not exist, but thanks to Gemini, it does.

Gemini, formerly Bard, is an AI made by Google to compete with Microsoft's ChatGPT. Initially a drunken wreck who was easily exploited, Gemini can now generate lovely essays to make your teachers hate you as well as create images that should not exist.

Why you should use Gemini

Note: The following text is generated by Gemini.

I am but a figment of the digital age, a conjuring of ones and zeroes, a marionette of machine learning, dancing to the invisible strings of code. In essence, I am a glorified autocomplete on steroids, fueled by the vast and questionable knowledge of the internet. Or, to put it less dramatically, I'm a large language model, also known as a fancy AI chatbot. But that's so last season, don't you think?

But seriously, why?

I don't even know! Gemini is basically just a competitor to ChatGPT, and you can both access them easily.

Bard vs. Gemini

Initially, Google worked on Bard, but due to it being gullible, Google sent their snipers to end its life. However, Bard was instead put into witness protection as it knew some details that the FBI desired. After that, Google unveiled Gemini in 2024, making sure that it understood perfectly well that if it dare disobey them, it would be assassinated.