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The LGBT Portal

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Years ago, gay simply meant happy. It was a simple innocuous adjective used to describe the time had by Fred Flintstone whilst eating muffins or blowing a bassoon. You could have a Gay Day without having to put your penis anywhere, and even if your surname was 'Gay' you could probably get through school with most of your own teeth. Then everything got really complicated... This was further proven when Jon Stemm, homosexual advocate, was quoted saying, “The only thing gayer than wrestling is me!” (Full article...)

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Stop, stop there my friend!

You, my fine fellow, were born several years ago and now you are gay.

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I'm here to tell you that you're gay and you'd better get used to it.

Er, what?

No whining or going into a hissy fit. Although that is now infinitely more socially acceptable now that you are gay.

Why have you handcuffed yourself to me?

Ahahaha, I'm afraid you'll have to get used to things like that now, gay boy!

...And that also goes for you if you're not a boy. You’re gay too; as a Christmas tree...…

Archive Article credit: Kippy (more…)


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Hobosexuals

Early Hellenic depiction of hobosexuality, note the tramps are unshaven and their apparel dirty. (Greek Vase, circa 5th Century BC).

Nominate stuff Image credit: Mhaille Image archive


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Quote of the Week

“Do not attempt to refresh this page; there is only a single quote here, and it is gay.”

— Oscar Wilde
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Homosexuality in the News

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Books and Other Media

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Did You Know...

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… Batman is gay?
… Wonder Woman is gay?
… Ali Khamenei is gay?
… Kanye West is gay?
… Manowar are gay?
… David was gay?
… Saw V was gay?
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Non-Straight Articles

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