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• 4801. Also I'm not back yet. Go away. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 00:18, Dec 11 2009
• 4802 Okay. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
• 4803 What? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:24, 11 December 2009
• Keep it down, ya 4804! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 00:25, Dec 11 2009
• NO! also, 4805. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
• Hi. 4805 It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 00:53,11December,2009
• 4807 Why am I still here...? —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
• 4808. BenisBenisBenis. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 04:26, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
• 4809. CenisCenisCenis. File:Gba3.jpg File:The empire small.jpg Join Us 06:22, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
• When I type 4810 it means you're gay. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 10:12, Dec 11 2009
• 4811. DenisDenisDenis. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 11:49,11December,2009
• I will say 4812 not for myself, but for every damn person in this world who's ever sustained an arm injury from a misplaced scone. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:14, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
• 4813 Matt, that happened to you too?! I thought I was the only one! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 20:44, Dec 11 2009
• No Necropaxx; World Health Organisation report 4814 cases in 2009 alone. That represents a 12% increase on 2008 figures; experts attribute this dramatic increase to THAT jam. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:20, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
• Actually it's4815. Get it right dumbass. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 22:01,11December,2009
• Did you know that 4816 out of a million numbers have been counted as of 12/11/09? —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
• Actually it's4817. Get it right dumbass. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 23:35,11December,2009
• Now it 4818 so we're both wrong, bitch. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
• I would argue that it's 4819 - but I'm drunk - and more than that...actually...I'm drunk. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:43, December 11, 2009 (UTC)

4820

This little guy deserves his own heading. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)

• Says who? 4821? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 00:21, Dec 12 2009
• Actually it's4822. Get it right dumbass. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 02:07,12December,2009 02:07, December 12, 2009 (UTC)
• Actually it's 4823. Put the space in your post you <insert insult here>. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 05:39, Dec 12 2009
• Personnally I think 4824 is better than <insert name here>. File:Gba3.jpg File:The empire small.jpg Join Us 06:57, December 12, 2009 (UTC)
• Personally I think anything, even 4825, is better than using <insert name here>. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 08:05, Dec 12 2009
• Personally, I think <insert name here> likes to spam the {{username}} template way too much. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)

4826

Here's a number that really doesn't deserve its own heading. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:05, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

• 4827 deserved that heading so much more. Get it right dumbass. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 14:17,12December,2009
• 4828. You know what, I deserve the headjob much more than those fugly-ass numbers. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 16:15, December 12, 2009 (UTC)
• 4829. Get it right dumbass. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 18:00,12December,2009
• 4830 NO U —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
• 4831 has been waiting; telling his friends about how, one day, he would be a step on the staircase to a million. And all his friends did was burn a goat. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:17, December 13, 2009 (UTC)
• 4832 was one of the goat-burners. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 00:30,13December,2009
• 4833 was also one of the goat-burners. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 01:09, Dec 13 2009
• 1,000,000 Yay we won! -Da man360^Talk HAPPY 02:31, 13 December 2009!
• "Da man360" double plus unperson. Also 4834.    Orian57    Talk   02:36 13 December 2009
• 4835 has no comment. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 02:36,13December,2009
• 4836 is a number. I bet you didn't know that. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 04:52, Dec 13 2009
• 4837 is a bigger number than your stupid 4836. -- Style  Guide 09:05, December 13, 2009 (UTC)
• My 4838 is bigger than yours. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 10:50, Dec 13 2009
• I hope nobody thinks I'm showing off with my 4839. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:36, December 13, 2009 (UTC)
• There's just one thing that can save the situation: 4840. Beat that. -- Style  Guide 12:10, December 13, 2009 (UTC)
• I eat my breakfast 400 yards from 4841 Cubans trained to kill me. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:13, December 13, 2009 (UTC)
• Actually it's4842. Get it right dumbass. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 15:08,13December,2009
• Listen here you cat sponger, it's 4841. Two less than 4843. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:51, December 13, 2009 (UTC)
• And it's three less than 4844. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
• Actually, it's4845. Get it right, dumbass. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 21:29,13December,2009
• 4846 4847, 4848, 4849... Oh, nasty! Rhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie preppiedits 21:39, December 13, 2009 (UTC)
• 5 It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 21:42,13December,2009
• 4847 YOU BLOODY LOVE IT!!! mAttlobster. (hello) 22:41, December 13, 2009 (UTC)
• 4849 This thread is not boring! I want it to last forever! --Haruhi Suzumiya 22:59, December 13, 2009 (UTC)
• 5 It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 23:15,13December,2009
• 4850 YOU BLOODY LOVE IT!!! mAttlobster. (hello) 23:21, December 13, 2009 (UTC)
• You're a 4851 and don't ever let anyone else tell you different. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 23:59, Dec 13 2009
• 5 It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 00:03,14December,2009
• 4852 is the bollocks! mAttlobster. (hello) 16:50, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
• There are 4853 reasons why we will never get to a million. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
• This is 1 of them. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 23:42,14December,2009
• lol 4854 Rhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie preppiedits 14:39, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
• 4855, my ass. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME • 15:58 • Tuesday, 15-12-2009 15:58, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
• The number before 4856 doesn't deserve a subheader. Get it right, dumbass. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 20:19,15December,2009
• 4856, I guess. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 20:23, Dec 15 2009
• 4857 Now in Technicolor! —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 23:25, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
• 4858 Well aren't you fancy, Wr. Hippoman? It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 00:30,16December,2009
• 4859 – Preceding unsigned comment added by Reverse Genocide Cockatrices (talk • contribs)
• 4860
  

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• 4861 It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 11:57,16December,2009
• None of you spoon-spunkers have the slightest chance of coming up with a number bigger than 4862. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:17, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
• 4863. Done. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 21:34,16December,2009
• 4864. <Insert witty comment right... thar.> • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 22:00, Dec 16 2009
• 4865 It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 23:34,16December,2009
• 4866 is here to burn your evening. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:54, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

4867

We are almot close to L.A. Watch this space, as at 5200km, we will land. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 03:20, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

• 4868 Whatever. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 03:36,17December,2009
• 4869 I remember counting to a million in a day... zhel☃el 04:33 December 17
• 4869 Ha! In my day, we had to count to a million just to graduate kindergarten! You young punks these days don't know how good you've got it. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 05:39, Dec 17 2009
• 4870 Ha! In MY day, we used to kill the 2 year olds who couldn't memorise π to the millionth decimal. You young punks these days should be thankful for being let alive. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME • 10:08 • Thursday, 17-12-2009
• 4871 HA! iN "MY" DAY, we used to not know how to count. You young puns should be lucky to even know what a million is. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 11:56,17December,2009
• Counting to 4872 is really easy. See, you start with 1 and then add to it step by step until you reach your goal. The next might be a bit harder! -- Style  Guide 14:23, December 17, 2009 (UTC)
• 4873 is way too low for me. Let me know when this page goes over 9000. Aleister in Chains 17:11, December 17, 2009 (UTC)
• 4874 says no. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 20:18,17December,2009
• 4875. [insert obligatory "OVER 9000!!" meme here] —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 21:21, December 17, 2009 (UTC)
• 4876 is probably as high as this count is going to go. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:34, December 17, 2009 (UTC)
• 4877 is higher, bitch. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 22:24,17December,2009
• 4878 Times I could jerk-off to this chick's picture before getting tired of it:

--Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 23:01, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

• 4879km clocked up. Where's my dinner? |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 00:18, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
• Though all that can be seen is a cold darkness, the footsteps can be heard. 4890 is coming. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:19, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
• By 4890, of course, you meant 4880. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 00:21, December 18, 2009 (UTC)~
• You're right of course, and let me give you this 4881 as a thank you. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:26, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
• 4882 --Reverse Genocide Cockatrices 00:30, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
• 4883 muh. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 00:39, Dec 18 2009
• 4884 is a palindrome. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 01:55,18December,2009
• Aww... I wanted the palindrome. All I got was boring old 4885. Mommy! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 05:09, Dec 18 2009
• 4886 If we reach 5000 by Christmas, Jesus will buy us each a bike! mAttlobster. (hello) 10:32, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
• 4887 Will it be a nice shiny red one? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 10:34, Dec 18 2009
• 4888.888888888888888888888888888888888888... :D Rhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie preppiedits 14:43, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
• 4889 BCE, Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies who wrote in hydraulics and rode camelots in the sarah desert. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME • 14:53 • Friday, 18-12-2009
• 4890 It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 20:33,18December,2009
• 4891!! FUCK YEAH!! —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:00, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

4892

ur face • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 10:29, Dec 19 2009

• • It's 4893 so....Let's all have a disco, let's all have a disco...la la la la... la la la la... let's all have a disco... mAttlobster. (hello) 13:51, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Actually, it's4894. Get it right dumbass. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 16:14,19December,2009
    • It's 4895 you cheesy boat humper. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:08, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
• 4896 ---テンジクアオイ (hanasu) (kōken) 01:11, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
• 4897 It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 01:18,21December,2009
• ABgB or 4898 in 1337. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 03:03, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
• Nerd (4899) ` It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 03:09,21December,2009
• 4900 —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 05:55, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
• 4901 is better then <insert name here>'s mom ^Si_r^m_ixx^alot0 ima newbzor XD 08:15, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
• 4902 It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 13:19,21December,2009
• 4903 In four thousand and three, Aliens from Sirius broke bread with the American Indians, the only civilization left on the earth. In the centuries following this event the Aliens called this day "Thanksgiving" Aleister in Chains 16:36, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
• 4904 the year that Aleister is released from his chains.    Orian57    Talk   16:42 21 December 2009
• 4905 Time stops, all hope is lost. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:15, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
• 4906. Yep. Only 995,094 to go.... —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 17:59, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
• We're disposable 4907s/ We're disposable 4907s/ We're disposable 4907s/ We're disposable. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 20:23,21December,2009

as per where have all the images gone?!? Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 22:38, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

• 4909 I wish I could fly right up to the sky, but I can't..I can't....I CAN'T!!! mAttlobster. (hello) 22:41, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
• 2. No, wait, 4910. I get those two mixed up sometimes. Ж Kalir _{with all the grace of a tin can} 22:41, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
• 4911 At the current rate of 10 numbers a day we'll be finished in 273 years. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:50, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
• It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 00:01,22December,2009
• —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 03:18, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
• 4914 sigh • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 22:52, Dec 22 2009
• 4915 unsigh It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 22:56,22December,2009
• 4916 eh....sky mAttlobster. (hello) 23:24, December 22, 2009 (UTC)

4917

This number deserves a heading for waiting so long before anyone posted it here.--Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 21:09, December 27, 2009 (UTC)

•  918 —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 07:26, December 28, 2009 (UTC)
• FOUR NINE ONE NINE MOTHERFUCKER pillow talk 08:52, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
•  For.920 It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 16:32,29December,2009
•  Against.921 -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 17:12, Dec. 29, 2009
• pillow talk 23:58, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
• 4923 —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 01:19, 30 December 2009 (UTC)
• 4924 --Mn-z 05:26, December 30, 2009 (UTC)

4925

Hey guys, we're almost to 5000km! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 09:15, December 31, 2009 (UTC)

• 4926 No we're not. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 17:05,31December,2009
• 4927 Wow, we have made no progress since I left this thread. METHAMPHETAMINE! ZOMG HOLY SHIT (23:41 01-1-2010)
• 4928 There's a darkness. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:50, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
• 4929 True. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 00:22,2January,2010
• 4930 woo • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 02:27, Jan 3 2010
• 4931 wooo —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 02:38, 3 January 2010 (UTC)
• 4932 woooo • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 03:01, Jan 3 2010
• 4933 wooooo It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 03:25,3January,2010
• 4934 wooohoo • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 03:45, Jan 3 2010
• 4935 wooohooo —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 05:19, 3 January 2010 (UTC)
• 4936 wooohoooo • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 05:56, Jan 3 2010
• 4937 wooohooooo —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 06:00, 3 January 2010 (UTC)
• 4938 wooohooohoo • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 06:24, Jan 3 2010

*DO IT LIKE A MAN!

• 4939
• 4940
• 4941
• 4942
• 4943
• 4944
• 4945
• 4946
• 4947
• 4948
• 4949
• 4950
• 4951
• 4952
• 4953
• 4954
• 4955
• 4956
• 4957
• 4958
• 4959
• 4960
• 4961
• 4962
• 4963
• 4964
• 4965
• 4966
• 4967
• 4968
• 4969
• 4970
• 4971
• 4972
• 4973
• 4974
• 4975
• 4976
• 4977
• 4978
• 4979
• 4980
• 4981
• 4982
• 4983
• 4984
• 4985
• 4986
• 4987
• 4988
• 4989
• 4990
• 4991
• 4992
• 4993
• 4994
• 4995
• 4996
• 4997
• 4998
• 4999
• 5000!
• DO IT LIKE A MAN NEXT TIME! --InvincibleFlameGrueMaster 01 3, 06:55, 2010

Lolno

I'll be darned if you are going to snatch my chance at the big 5-0-0-0. So, no. Also 4939. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 09:07, Jan 3 2010

• 4940 -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 11:35, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
• 4941 It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 16:35,3January,2010
• 4942 —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 17:12, 3 January 2010 (UTC)
• 4943 is such a fine and upstanding piece of numeracy. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:22, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
• 4944 —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:09, 3 January 2010
•  9  5 —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 01:21, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
• 4946 are the last four numbers of <insert name here>'s bank account number. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 01:23, Jan 4 2010
• 4947 —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 01:32, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
• 4 to the 948 It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 03:03,4January,2010
•  9  9 —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 04:50, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
• 4950 50 more, fellas! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 05:19, Jan 4 2010
• 4951 Why don't we just count to 5000 and say we accomplished something.... —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 05:22, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
• 4952km clocked up. Hang on, we're almost there. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 11:16, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
• Well if you're 555 then I'm 4953! It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 11:54,4January,2010
• 4954 are is as to be the hardcore! mAttlobster. (hello) 12:53, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
• 4955 I dunno, "Count to 5000" just doesn't have the same ring to it. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 15:00, Jan 4 2010
• Two hundred forty-seven score and sixteen years ago, the Minoan civilization started right at the end of the fucking Neolithic. The more you know! pillow talk 20:01, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
• 4957 I NEED THE ENERGY TO GET UP AND GO TO THE GYM! mAttlobster. (hello) 20:11, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
• I'm heading to the gym in 4,958 minutes. pillow talk 20:21, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
• 4958 is perfectly content with its appearance. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 20:23,4January,2010
• 4959 could stand to lose a few pounds. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:20, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
• Gave it 4960% without a single star-jump. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:30, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
• Actually it's4961%. Get it right dumbass. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 23:54,4January,2010
• Get your facts right lardy it's 4962%. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:03, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
• On the contrary, it's not 4963%. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 00:13, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
• 4964 is too tired to come up with anything funny. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 00:32, Jan 5 2010
• 4965 strength Red Bull for the Necropaxx. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:38, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
• 4966 I think I've got a cold. Ugh. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 03:30, Jan 5 2010
• 4967 shows no sympathy. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 03:52,5January,2010
• 4968 has a sad. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 03:54, Jan 5 2010
• 4969 is giggling at the innuendo. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 04:00, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
• 4970 GREAT SCOTT, I POSTED. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 07:01, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
• Penis It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 11:46,5January,2010

• 4972 Or is this already here in some way I can't understand or care about?mAttlobster. (hello) 18:49, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

4973

• • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 17:29, Jan 5 2010

• Here's my poem about the number 4974:

4 9 7 4
Your such a dirty number whore.
Why can't you be pure and clean.
Just like 4 9 7 3.
mAttlobster. (hello) 00:53, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

• 3 doesn't rhyme with clean bitch. Neither does 4975 It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 01:00,7January,2010
• It did qualify as a half-rhyme. Get it right dumb-ass. 4976 mAttlobster. (hello) 01:02, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
• Actually, it's4977. Get it right, dumbass. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 01:32,7January,2010
• 4978

So pure and nice

You make me think twice

About raping your mom.

?

—Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 01:42, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

Well, you're a bitch.
Bitch.
4979
Bitch.
It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 02:14,7January,2010

• I'd say STFU

if 4980 wanted me to. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 02:24, Jan 7 2010

• 4981

Such a beautiful number

To grace this page

Awake from your slumber

To a new day and age.

Holy shit that was good

I should type some more

I probably could

If...uh...fuck it. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 03:21, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

• 4982
  Four.
  Nine.
  Eight.
  Two.
  It's fucking magical or something! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:28, 7 January 2010
• 49823 and I agree that this poem thing is a lot less efficient than the previous method of counting. And fuck you Socky for giving me an edit conflict. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 03:30,7January,2010
• $(*$ MY SHIFT KEY IS STUCK> mAttlobster. (hello) 17:06, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
• 4985 Poetry is teh ghey. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 17:30, Jan 7 2010
• 4986 "It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents, except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness." Beat that--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 23:10, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
• 4987 Nah. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 23:21,7January,2010
• 4988 is a tear slightly-below-average man—Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:28, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
• For the nine ate the nine. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:36, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
• Forty-nine ninety • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 00:05, Jan 8 2010
• I fucked your mom, ya n00b bitch! Never again, Never again! She's a whore, so never. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 00:14,8January,2010
• 4n9o 9u2. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 00:19, Jan 8 2010
• Four thousand, nine hundred and ninety-three —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 01:31, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

4994

is pretty cool. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 02:11, Jan 8 2010

4995

is cold as the darkness. mAttlobster. (hello) 14:14, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

4996

• is slightly below room temperature. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 20:17,8January,2010
• 4997 is not a prime number. It is divisible by 19. pillow talk 20:21, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
• 4998 At least I'll witness a moment of geek Aleister unleased
• 4999Setting it up for ya Aleister

• 5000!!! YES! IT'S MINE!! I GOT IT!!! SUCK IT BITCHEZZZ!!! It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 20:26,8January,2010
• 5001 or 5000 (did I not know the rules, can't go twice in a row? If so, 5000, on a head fake, and if not, 5001. Besides, Cheese didn't even come to thank me yet) Aleister in Chains half an hour later, MMX
• No thank you necessary. Bitchezzz. Also, 5002. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 21:05,8January,2010
• 5003. DARN YOU, CHEDDAR. DARN YOU TO HECK!!!!! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 22:07, Jan 8 2010
• WTF is a heck? It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 22:21,8January,2010
• 5000!!! YES! IT'S MINE!! I GOT IT!!! SUCK IT BITCHEZZZ!!! Oh I see I missed it.....5005. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:54, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
• You see, cheddy, darnation is a serious business, those who are sent to heck by gosh are fecked up for good. 5006 SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME • 13:08 • Saturday, 9-01-2010
• 5007 Fredd that is some straight shizz. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 00:12, Jan 10 2010
• There 5008 fags in pt-Uncy and as bureaucrat Desgalipedia will banish all. Rhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie preppiedits 00:15, January 10, 2010 (UTC)
• 5009 sounds like a number, but.... • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 00:17, Jan 10 2010
• 5010 sounds like a... mAttlobster. (hello)
• Could it be that 5011 isn't really a number, but instead...... • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 00:34, Jan 10 2010
• 5012 is... It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 01:15,10January,2010
• However, that pales in comparison to the revelation that 5013 is actually........... • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 01:18, Jan 10 2010
• 5014 I sure Rhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie preppiedits 01:22, January 10, 2010 (UTC)
• 5015 me rite Englhis. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 01:25, Jan 10 2010
• you wahtt sey? It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 01:33,10January,2010
• 5016 Migirenko (1976 GX3) is a Main-belt Asteroid discovered on April 2, 1976 by N. S. Chernykh at Nauchnyj.--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 02:26, January 10, 2010 (UTC)
• 5017 will be the year I finally lose those pounds! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 06:19, Jan 10 2010
• 5018. Are you overweight, necro?! SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME • 07:14 • Sunday, 10-01-2010
• 5019 lbs. over weight. ` It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 17:16,10January,2010
• No, I'm actually 5020 lbs. underweight. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 04:28, Jan 11 2010
• So maybe you should gain 5021 lbs. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:27, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
• 5022. And a Barq tatoo, too! "Tutu?" No! Barqtoos! pillow talk 23:29, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
• OK, everyone stay calm and say nothing. We can get through this, I know we can; after all they're just numbers right? Aren't they? Oh shit maybe not, I should have seen this coming. 5023 is hidden. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:34, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
• Actually, it's5024. Get it right, dumbass. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 23:41,11January,2010

• Dude, I gotta tell ya about what the fuck happened to me last night. So, like, after we split up at the bar, when that comedian-looking chick was hitting on you? I shit you not, this total Jessica Alba look-alike sat down right fucking behind our table! No fucking shit, man. I was like, shaking in my chair. She was with a couple other hags, and at first I worried that she was a lez, right? Because they were already drunk and like, squeezing each other and shit. No, I'm totally serious. It was as hot as fuck. So somewhere I built up the courage, I guess it was the Jagerbombs, right? So as soon as her lez friends walked off, I'm like, Hi. And she's like, Hey, sexy. No, I'm not joking! I like immediately suck my gut in, you know? So, dude, after we talked for a while, she agreed to come home with me! So I'm like, not, cause you know, no way I'm letting her find out I still live at home, right? So I say, better yet, let's get a room. AND SHE SAID "COOL!" So, here I am, you know, jaw on the floor, right there in the bar, we start kissing and caressing and shit. And so I go to the hotel front desk and I pull out the Credit Card, right? Dude, I can't begin to describe the benefit of having the same name as your dad. Anyways, couple hundred dollars later, I'm banging this chick to fuck, and then I swallow hard, because, it suddenly occurs to me. Oh, fuck. She's a whore. Oh, hell, I'm a dipshit! Fuck. I'm fucked. Oh, yeah, dude, I almost forgot. That number you wanted was 5025. -- GlobalTourniquet: UnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 23:49, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
• It's not often I'm moved by a story written for the purpose of at some point writing '5025', but that one really got me - it really did. 5026 mAttlobster. (hello) 23:53, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
• 5027 Eh, could've been better, ` It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 00:05,12January,2010
• 5028 Sometimes Ched, I think you've leaked your soul. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:12, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
• 5029 Soul? What soul? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 00:13, Jan 12 2010
• 5030 I'd be offended by that if I cared. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 00:20,12January,2010
• 5031 I was offended by the muesli. The fruit stuck together in a way I just couldn't stomach. There was nothing wrong with the taste per-say - but the texture was dead - can you see that? It was dead. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:28, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
• 5032 Like you on February 25, 2019. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 00:54,12January,2010
• 5033Pick up the phone. mAttlobster. (hello) 01:00, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
• 5034 days before I get my quantum brain in the mail... maybe. Also, alive. VGD >=3 01:30, March 23, 2010 (UTC)

5034

sup. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 03:54, Jan 12 2010

• 'sup? It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 11:54,12January,2010
• oh, sup, yo. Howzit hangin'? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 08:34, Jan 13 2010
• Five thousand thirty-five is the sum of thirty-five and five thousand. pillow talk 16:15, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
• 5036 so what is this all about? 89.138.24.21 16:20, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
• 5037 Nothing. Absolutely nothing. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 17:10,13January,2010
• 5038. We're helping America in the war against anorexia. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 22:46, Jan 13 2010
• 5039 We're introducing alcohol to the United Kingdom. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:55, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
• 5040 Still nothing. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 23:07,13January,2010
• Once, there was this boy who got into an accident and couldn't come to school. And when he finally came back, his hair had turned from black into bright white. He said that it was from 5041. pillow talk 23:14, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
• There's only 5 thing, 0 do, 4 words, 2 you. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 23:25,13January,2010
• Cheddar has just improved a popular song immensely. By a factor of 5043, even. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 04:49, Jan 14 2010
• Cheddar always improves the taste of my pizzas immensly, no big deal. Also, 5044. • FreddThe Redd • • • 07:26 • Thursday, 14-01-2010
• Cheddar is honored to be this liked. And 5045 It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 11:55,14January,2010
• Well then Cheddar will be devastated to find out this was all a pack of lies. 5046. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 17:01, Jan 14 2010
• In what 5,047 scientists are calling "pretty gay," Cheddar's compliments have just been rescinded. pillow talk 19:05, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
• Cheddar hates all 5048 of you. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 19:19,14January,2010
• 5049 is here to smooth over the rough edges of agitation within the counting community. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:10, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
• 5049.5 mAttlobster. (hello) 22:24, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
• FITTYFITTY It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 22:37,14January,2010
• FITTYFITTYONE, yeah. FITTYFITTYONE yeah. Bring-it, bring-it on yeah. Bring it, bring it on yeah. Big-bad fluffy minge hair, Wirey nasty cuff scare. Shouldn't have gone down there. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:47, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
• FITTYFITTYTWO MUTHAFUCKA —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:27, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
• Fifty Fifty and Three, my good chap! pillow talk 00:43, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
• Pronounce it whatever way you like. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:51, 15 January 2010
• 5055 Florida looks like a penis. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 01:34,15January,2010
•  5056  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  15 Jan 2010 ~ 09:16 (UTC)
• 5056 is 0001001111000000 in binary. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 12:51, Jan 15 2010
• I haven't been here for only about fifty fiftyseven years, and so much has happened in my absence:( carrot lol 12:56 January 15
• Actually, it'sfittyfittyeight. Get it right, dumbass. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 15:18,15January,2010
• Call call 407-349-5059 to get your $5 2010 Braille Calendar.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  16 Jan 2010 ~ 00:28 (UTC)

It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 01:46,16January,2010

5061

• 5061 • FreddThe Redd • • • 12:03 • Saturday, 16-01-2010
• 5062 • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 12:12, Jan 16 2010
• 5063 It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 14:28,16January,2010
• Look, OK, I know it's embarrassing; but let's just face this head-on: It's 5064, OK - now that wasn't as bad as we thought was it? mAttlobster. (hello) 23:56, January 16, 2010 (UTC)
• Actually, it's5064. Get it right, dumbass. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 00:02,17January,2010

5065. I believe this count is off. *Evil eye* HELPME 00:47, January 17, 2010 (UTC)HELPME

• 5066 You're wrong bitch. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 02:03,17January,2010
• 5067 is the tallest sponge there is in the world. mAttlobster. (hello) 10:55, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
• 5068 It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 16:07,17January,2010
• FITTY SITTY NAYNE. I am so street. pillow talk 19:38, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
• Fiddy Centventy I'm more street. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:50, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
• Khamas-talaaf wahed-w-sab'een. I'm Egyptian street. • FreddThe Redd • • • 20:20 • Sunday, 17-01-2010
• 5062 Spooner St. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 23:32,17January,2010
• 5073 Cheesy, 5062, you're wrong bitch. And with that the weekend is over. It's just been a couple of days, but that's nothing out of the ordinary. Maybe we should all stop for a minute and think about where... mAttlobster. (hello) 23:34, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
• 5074, of course? Rhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie preppiedits 01:33, January 18, 2010 (UTC)
• I think that little thing is a dick. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:35, 18 January 2010
• 5076 They're utters. Dick. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 01:43,18January,2010
• Here's one without that little thing. Dick. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:47, 18 January 2010
• It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 01:51,18January,2010
• Well, there's definitely a dick in that image somewhere. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:57, 18 January 2010
• I wonder how long these go on for? It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 02:03,18January,2010
• 5081 goats lol • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 10:08, Jan 18 2010
• 5082 Wow that didn't work out how I wanted it to... It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 16:34,18January,2010
• mAttlobster. (hello) 22:51, January 18, 2010 (UTC)
• Oh WTF It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 23:01,18January,2010
• Rule number 5085 clearly states you are not allowed to use photos of concrete goats Cheddar! mAttlobster. (hello) 23:51, January 18, 2010 (UTC)
• Go shove it. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 15:52,19January,2010
• So... many... goats... • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 17:58, Jan 19 2010
• One more goat. pillow talk 19:46, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
• Go suck one It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 20:28,19January,2010

*5890 Bleh. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:34, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

• 5090 Wow, way to skip 800 numbers... It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 23:42,19January,2010
• —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:55, 19 January 2010
• 5092 Oops. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:59, 19 January 2010 (UTC)
• —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:03, 20 January 2010
• No! Goat pics only! It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 00:11,20January,2010
• There's you're fucking goat pic. Oh, and 5095. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:16, 20 January 2010

5096

is all right. For a number, I guess... • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 03:10, Jan 20 2010

• 5097 is better. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 03:12,20January,2010
• —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:18, 20 January 2010
• Now you stop that. 5099. ... Aw, I missed 5100... :( • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 07:23, Jan 20 2010
• That's the Olympus C-5060 It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 11:55,20January,2010
• 5101 Cheddar you fail. You actually went backward. Lol! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 02:14, Jan 22 2010
• 

Check it out, the new HP Mini 5102 Netbook. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:18, 22 January 2010 (UTC)

• It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 23:32,22January,2010
• 5104 lol • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 07:34, Jan 24 2010

5105

Don't let the thread die...what will you tell it's mother? —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:29, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

Nothing. Except 5106 It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 23:57,27January,2010

• 5107 my computer is fucking slow —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 00:33, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
• 5108 thinks that is just fine and dandy. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 00:53,28January,2010
• 5109. That was a close one. Will it happen... again!?!?!? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 05:11, Jan 28 2010
• 5110 Probably. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 12:00,28January,2010
• 5111 Make that a most definitely. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 12:18, Jan 28 2010
• 5112 Yes. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 20:11,28January,2010
• 5113 is secret code for "ur ghey lol" • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 05:04, Jan 29 2010
• 5114 Hey, watch that offensive language, young man. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 11:51,29January,2010
• frickin'-frackin' sassafrassa blargity-blarggin 5115 • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 14:44, Jan 29 2010
• [[Actually, it's5116. Get it right, dumbass. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 20:43,29January,2010
• 5117 Did everyone else give up on this forum? —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 22:04, 29 January 2010 (UTC)
• 5118. You know, that could have been hilarious if your post was the last one. Fortunately, I have no sense of humor. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 22:50, Jan 29 2010
• Asshole 5119 It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 23:02,29January,2010
• Five-One-Two-Zero Rhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie preppiedits 04:14, January 30, 2010 (UTC)
• 5121. :P • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 08:36, Jan 30 2010
• FOTT It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 13:38,30January,2010
• FOTT. Heh. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 22:00, Jan 30 2010
• FOTF Teehee! —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 07:20, 1 February 2010 (UTC)
• FOTF Don't be ridiculous. I'm not copying you... • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 23:03, Feb 1 2010
• 5126 Just to announce that I am back.Temporarily. --Wathyreckk^{A SPLODE} _O.o 15:04, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
• 5127. That's great! Who are you again? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 16:19, Feb 2 2010
• Listen very carefully, I shall say zis only once.....5128. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:38, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
• What was that? 5129? —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:44, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
• I am muddled in this burning forest of 5130. mAttlobster. (hello) 01:11, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
• 5131. Rioting ensues. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 08:06, Feb 3 2010
• Five thousand, one hundred and thirty two.--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 02:48, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
• 5133 • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 18:10, Feb 5 2010
• 5134 —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 22:49, 5 February 2010 (UTC)
• Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel/ Was just a 5135 comin' your way. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 23:15,5February,2010
• In the burning 5136 / just about to burst / there's a quest for answers / an unquenchable thirst... • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 23:23, Feb 6 2010
• She took my 5137 and I let her go!/ Broke her little bones on the boulders below... It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 23:25,6February,2010

5138

is a number • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 07:02, Feb 7 2010

• 5139 is the letter between L and M. pillow talk 07:08, February 7, 2010 (UTC)
• 5140 is too good for a stupid statement. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 16:28,7February,2010
• 5142 is a burning hot piece of potato waiting silently inside a forgotten pasty. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:00, February 7, 2010 (UTC)
• 5143 is hungry. And a cannibal. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 22:10,7February,2010
• 5144 is an antacid that will soon be needed. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 23:38, Feb 7 2010
• Please change your %^&*!! sig Hyperbole. It makes the page jump when I try to edit something, which is very annoying. Furthermore, 5145 is something. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 23:53, Feb. 8, 2010
• 5146 is a better something. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 00:26,9February,2010
• 5147. Wait, what's wrong with my sig? How does it make the page jump? I've had it for two years and this is the first complaint. pillow talk 00:51, February 9, 2010 (UTC)
• 5148. Hold on, Necropaxx is the culprit! He's hid it by always being in the same place as Hyperbole. Uh-HUH! -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 01:05, Feb. 9, 2010

  Also, sorry for coming off as a dick. It's been a long day. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 01:05, Feb. 9, 2010

• 5149 There is no excuse for dickery. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 01:26,9February,2010
• 5150 I hope that one day we can put this whole sorry mess behind us. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:11, February 9, 2010 (UTC)
• M1A1 You'll be dead before that happens. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 21:29,9February,2010
• 5152 Wow, this is still going. I've been away from this so long that I've forgotten my password! Therefore, here: RANDOMSIG!!!1! 21:58, February 9, 2010 (UTC)
• 5153 It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 22:53,9February,2010
• 5154 It's not just going RANDOMSIG, it's...it's...well it's... mAttlobster. (hello) 23:02, February 9, 2010 (UTC)
• 5155 is sniffing imported>CheddarBBQ—Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 01:41, 10 February 2010 (UTC)
• A cry for 5156, is all I need/ All I need, is a cry for 5156 It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 03:09,10February,2010
• 5157. What are you strange people talking about. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 01:07, Feb 11 2010
• 5158. You faggots still aren't done? --Roman Dog Bird 01:09, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
• 5159 Nope. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 02:03,11February,2010
• 5160 We've still got 999,5840 or so numbers left. Hurrah! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 02:28, Feb 11 2010
• —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:45, 11 February 2010
• It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 02:58,11February,2010
• —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:00, 11 February 2010
• It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 03:14,11February,2010

5165

Too lazy to find some random image. So sue me. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 15:05, Feb 11 2010

• 5166 I will. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 16:04,11February,2010
• 995167. The leading nines have just been implied this whole time, right? pillow talk 19:54, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
• 1,000,000! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:30, 11 February 2010
• 5168 THE COUNTDOWN NEVER ENDS —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 20:52, 11 February 2010 (UTC)
• 5169 I am trapped here. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:24, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
• 5170 I love it her. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 21:34,11February,2010
• 5171. To Freudian slips! pillow talk 21:50, February 11, 2010 (UTC)
• 994,828 to go! (5172) -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 00:11, Feb. 12, 2010
• 5173 By my estimate, if this makes it to 10,000, the world will end. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 00:18, Feb 12 2010
• 5174 Okugi. pillow talk 00:33, February 12, 2010 (UTC)
• 5175 sushi. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 01:43, Feb 12 2010
• 5176 penis It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 04:32,12February,2010
• I can't top that, you guys... 5177. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 08:48, Feb 12 2010
• 5178 lazy It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 14:45,12February,2010
• 5179 la • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 16:11, Feb 12 2010
• 51 It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 17:08,12February,2010
• 5181 --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 17:21, February 12, 2010 (UTC)
• 5182 Most major copyright infringements on social websites happen because people are too busy chasing numbers. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 17:22, February 12, 2010 (UTC)
• 5183 hOMG hi Gert! /waves • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 17:41, Feb 12 2010
• 518 It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 17:49,12February,2010 4

5 to lazy cant —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 22:16, 12 February 2010 (UTC)

• 5186 It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 23:54,12February,2010
• I'm going to say what no one else here is brave enough to do so: 5187.mAttlobster. (hello) 00:33, February 13, 2010 (UTC)
• It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 02:13,13February,2010
• 5189 is too good for some stupid ol' pitcher. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 04:15, 13 February 2010 (UTC)
• It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 04:22,13February,2010
• 5191 no u • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 05:01, Feb 13 2010
• 5192 —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 05:10, 13 February 2010 (UTC)
• Actually, it's5193. Get it right, dumbass. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 06:09,13February,2010
• Sometimes i lie awake at NIGHT and think about 5194.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  13 Feb 2010 ~ 06:16 (UTC)
• I wish 5195 loved me like I love it. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 06:18, 13 February 2010 (UTC)
• So there I was innocently wandering through the grubby shrubbery of human existence and I came across 5195 which is unfortunate as this was supposed to be all about 5196. Sorry 5196, you'll have your time in the limelight another time...well maybe not - in fact 5196, you've missed your chance, you blew it. And don't you go giving me that it's my turn sob-story; 5195 took the trouble to come and meet me in the grubby shrubbery of human existence while you sat on your arse watching The Bill on your 50" inch Plasma, and I still don't know how you afforded that thing. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:10, February 13, 2010 (UTC)
• 5197 It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 14:49,13February,2010
• 5198, I thought I knew you. But now I see you for what you really are - just another con man looking at me like I'm some kind of a number on a credit card. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 02:38, Feb 14 2010

5199

yey —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:46, 14 February 2010 (UTC)

• 5200!!! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 05:43, Feb 14 2010
• AW, you bitch! That was mine! Now I'm stuck with fuckin' 5201 It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 05:53,14February,2010
• 5202 yey fer u —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 05:55, 14 February 2010 (UTC)
• 5203 *raises middle finger* It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 06:00,14February,2010
• 5204 NYAH NYAH NYAH • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 09:50, Feb 14 2010
• "5205" she said, almost under her breath. I looked at her and knew at that moment things would never be the same again. mAttlobster. (hello) 10:51, February 14, 2010 (UTC)
• 5206 It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 13:58,14February,2010
• 5207. Anyone wanna bet how long this forum will actually last? $10 says it won't live to see 10,000. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 14:34, Feb 14 2010
• 5208 Like a dirty ginger, I think it's going to go all the way. mAttlobster. (hello) 15:58, February 14, 2010 (UTC)
• 5209 I'm with Lobster. But without the ginger part. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 16:02,14February,2010
• Making my 5210th back and exit so that I can focus. NOT. --Wathyreckk^{A SPLODE} _O.o 18:47, February 14, 2010 (UTC)
• 5211? ummmm mAttlobster. (hello) 19:19, February 14, 2010 (UTC)

5212 It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 19:29,14February,2010

• 5213 looked at me with big, teary eyes. I knew it was over. I can never see her again. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 20:21, 14 February 2010 (UTC)
• 5214 ... and I said to myself, "finally!" • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 06:17, Feb 15 2010
• 5215 The countdown starts... It's major Tom... It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 14:47,15February,2010
• 5216 is making us all tea! mAttlobster. (hello) 22:14, February 15, 2010 (UTC)
• 5217 hates tea, unless it's orange flavored. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 22:26,15February,2010
• 5218 I'm coming home.... And there had better be a sammich at my spot, you hear?! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 03:05, Feb 16 2010
• What the 5219 is a sammich? It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 03:32,16February,2010
• It's a sandwich, only in da language o' da streetz, yo. Frealz. You 5220 • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 03:40, Feb 16 2010
• 5220 Sorry mofo, I speak Inglais. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 03:52,16February,2010
• Yo foo I just said 5220. We on 5221, now, brah. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 04:34, Feb 16 2010
• Counting up to 5222 is ridiculous!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  16 Feb 2010 ~ 06:06 (UTC)
• 5223, yo. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 06:27, Feb 16 2010

5224

I photoshopped it. Haha. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 07:16, February 16, 2010 (UTC)

5225 yey fer u —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 07:44, 16 February 2010 (UTC)

5226 no ya. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 12:00,16February,2010

Lolz. wut? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 14:42, Feb 16 2010

way to steal my idea It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 20:14,16February,2010

omg u guise suxx0rzz —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 20:42, 16 February 2010 (UTC)

5530 • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 22:10, Feb 16 2010

its 5230 u fuxxin jakazz —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 22:12, 16 February 2010 (UTC)

[[5231|All a uz fuxxin shutz upz. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 22:15,16February,2010

STFUN00B —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 22:24, 16 February 2010 (UTC)

• 5233 • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 22:46, Feb 16 2010
• weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 5234 mAttlobster. (hello) 22:48, February 16, 2010 (UTC)

5235 o yea wel ur a j00 —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 22:56, 16 February 2010 (UTC)

5236 HELP! mAttlobster. (hello) 22:58, February 16, 2010 (UTC)

Shuddup crustacean. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 00:35,17February,2010

• 5237 I am so lost. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 02:29, Feb 17 2010

LOL Ur mum's lost... on ma penis! It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 02:58,17February,2010

5239, 5240?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  17 Feb 2010 ~ 03:18 (UTC)

• Oi! No going 2 at a time, you! It's one-by-one, like so: 5241. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 09:03, Feb 17 2010
  • I DO WAT I WANT!! It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 12:05,17February,2010
• 5244 • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 15:55, Feb 17 2010
• 5245 It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 20:12,17February,2010
• 5246 —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 20:19, 17 February 2010 (UTC)
• 5247 Well that was fun... • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 06:25, Feb 18 2010
• 5248 Not really. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 13:35,18February,2010
• 5249 Well that was your fault then, because I'm awesome. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 14:43, Feb 18 2010
• It's somewhere in the picture, I tell you! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:54, 18 February 2010
• 5251 doesn't USE drugs. mAttlobster. (hello) 15:12, February 18, 2010 (UTC)
• It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 20:17,18February,2010
• 5253 reckons you don't need to drink alcohol to have fun. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:22, February 18, 2010 (UTC)
• 5254 respectfully asks that you SHUT THE HELL UP. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 20:43,18February,2010
• 5255's mum always lived by the maxim that if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:51, February 18, 2010 (UTC)
• How about you all shut the fuck up. also, 5256. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 20:57, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
• 5257 assumes you're referring to the crustacean? It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 21:04,18February,2010
• 5258 has just had a new kitchen fitted. Nice action on the cutlery draw...ummm...that is a NICE action. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:12, February 18, 2010 (UTC)
• 5259 hellz yah —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 21:19, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
• 5260 is gonna mess you RIGHT UP! You hear me? RIGHT UP! mAttlobster. (hello) 21:21, February 18, 2010 (UTC)
• I've got a present for you right here/ Actually it's not a present, it's my 5261/ And I like to call it "The Spear"/ cuz spears are long and hard, just like my 5262 It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 21:40,18February,2010
• 5263 never wanted this publicity and would appreciate some privacy to sort certain issues out with his family. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:50, February 18, 2010 (UTC)
• I don't like it when you talk, cuz that just means you're not sucking my 5264 It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 22:04,18February,2010
• 5265 never talks to her. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:07, February 18, 2010 (UTC)

5266

is wondering what the devil is going on. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 15:40, Feb 19 2010

• 5267 would rather not know. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 18:25, 19 February 2010 (UTC)
• 5268 is tired of receiving texts from 23522. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:48, February 19, 2010 (UTC)
• 5269 is totally not actually 23522. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 20:14,19February,2010
• 5270 is indifferent to all of the above. --ChiefjusticeDS 20:17, February 19, 2010 (UTC)
• 5271 believes Chief is underestimating the negative impact of 23522. mAttlobster. (hello) 09:35, February 20, 2010 (UTC)
• 5272 is sleepy. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 15:27,20February,2010
• 5273 has been up for 24 hours straight. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 21:22, Feb 20 2010
• 5274 thinks this is stupid. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 21:26, 20 February 2010 (UTC)
• 5275 is a goal-scoring-superstar-hero baby. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:27, February 20, 2010 (UTC)
• 5276 wants to fuck Priya Rai into next week. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 21:30, 20 February 2010 (UTC)
• 5277 doesn't wanna be your friend, 5277 wants to fuck like he'll never see you again. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 21:39,20February,2010
• —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:41, 20 February 2010
• 5279 has decided against an iPhone as she thinks it would be a bit 'obvious'. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:32, February 20, 2010 (UTC)
• 5280 eajwognfawonfawlrn hrsa/;fklpw;pgtkj;awjfrwha;oP'JEQ3PPR /'j' -=-oefiawn;;JT0pwjt ;f
• 5281 has to take a massive shit. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 04:30,21February,2010
• 5282 wonders why the only women he seems to attract are homicidal maniacs. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 11:59, Feb 21 2010
• 5283 would rather not be apart of this counting thing as he finds it 'undignified and demeaning.' His hobbies include playing squash and watching foreign films. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:10, February 21, 2010 (UTC)

5284

• gl:Desgalipedia has a 5284 problems :P Rhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie preppiedits 13:04, February 21, 2010 (UTC)
• 5285 took a massive shit. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 14:45,21February,2010
• 5286 wonders on the nature of man's souls... but then realizes that he is only a number, and cannot think. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAYNAME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTTIME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAY}} {{SUBST:CURRENTYEAR}} UTC
• 5287 is more than a number. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 00:48,22February,2010
• 5288 is more than a number too. Rhubella Marie, the rat sockpreppie preppiedits 01:48, February 22, 2010 (UTC)
• 5289 thinks 5288 needs to not be a fucking copier. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 02:01,22February,2010
• 5290 can be a fucking copier whenever it wants. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 23:44, 22 February 2010 (UTC)
• 5291 seriously doubts that. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 23:47,22February,2010
• 5292 is fed up of living next door to 5291. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:13, February 23, 2010 (UTC)
• 5293 get mo money. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 01:37,23February,2010
• 5294 is one badazz muthafuckin nigga —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 04:43, 23 February 2010 (UTC)
• 5295 get mo money. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 11:53,23February,2010
• 5296 is so ghetto he just slam-dunked-the-funk. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:05, February 23, 2010 (UTC)

Why did the 5297 cross the road?

It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 21:58,23February,2010

• To get fucked by 5298. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 23:39, 23 February 2010 (UTC)

5299

5299 sucks cocks in hell. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 08:41, February 27, 2010 (UTC)

5300!!! —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 09:24, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

• 5301 does not like the limelight. mAttlobster. (hello) 09:28, February 27, 2010 (UTC)
• 5302 is as cold as ice. 5302 is willing to sacrifice our love. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 13:29,27February,2010
• 5303 was standing in the rain, with his head hung low. Couldn't get a ticket: it was a sold out show. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAYNAME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTTIME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAY}} {{SUBST:CURRENTYEAR}} UTC
• 5304 got himself a guitar, used to play every night. Now 5304's in a rock and roll outfit, and everything's all right. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 16:27,27February,2010
• 5304 got fucked by a whore. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 21:44, 27 February 2010 (UTC)
• 5305 went to a whore. He said 5305's life's a bore. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 21:57,27February,2010
• 5306 is plagued by indecision. Is it time - or maybe just one more month? 22:41, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
• 5307 wonders just who the "mystery poster" above him could be. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAYNAME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTTIME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{SUBST:CURRENTDAY}} {{SUBST:CURRENTYEAR}} UTC
• 5308 thinks the mystery poster's identification may never be revealed. It'll be one of those mysteries that books will be written on. Clearly not very good books though. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:55, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
• 5309 wanted to write a book when he grew up...but then there was...the accident... —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 23:38, 1 March 2010 (UTC)
• 5310 drinks until the guilt sleeps. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:52, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
• 5311 drinks some more. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 23:57,1March,2010
• 5312 got totally wasted. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 00:02, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
• 5313 slept wit an ugly bitch. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 00:13,2March,2010
• ||||⁵₃¹₄|||| —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:34, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
• ||||₅³¹₅|||| It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 12:02,2March,2010
• ||||⁵³₁₆|||| —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 23:46, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
• 5317 C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!! --EMC ^[TALK] 00:06 Mar 3 2010
• COMBO x 5318! It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 00:32,3March,2010
• COMBO x 5319!! —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 04:49, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
• COMBO x 5320!! Dudes, we totally shoulda just done it like this from the beginning... It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 13:19,3March,2010
• COMBO x 5321' although I don't understand what this means. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:39, March 3, 2010 (UTC)
• COMBO x 5322!! It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 21:44,3March,2010
• For all your tree needs dial LEAF. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:36, March 3, 2010 (UTC)
• 532 ` —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 01:02, 5 March 2010 (UTC)
• 5325 It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 01:49,5March,2010
• A very LEAN number. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:17, March 5, 2010 (UTC)
• J-327 is my apartment number. Not really. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 20:12,5March,2010
• 5328. Obviously. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 22:00, 5 March 2010 (UTC)
• The wait is over: Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, I know how important this is to so many of you; how over these ugly years, we've seen this light at the end of the tunnel becoming bigger and bigger, and I'm happy to say, we're here...this really is happening right now, you're not dreaming, you will be able to tell your grand-children - who'll be busy counting in the twenty thousands -about the fact that you were there; that after all the hype and anticipation the actual moment lived up to all the expectations; BEHOLD THE MAJESTY AND ECSTATIC BEAUTY OF 5329! – Preceding unsigned comment added by Matt lobster (talk • contribs)
• Actually, it's5330. Get it right, dumbass. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 22:21,5March,2010
• Pasteurise this cheese-fiddler: 5331 mAttlobster. (hello) 22:22, March 5, 2010 (UTC)
• WTF is a fiddler? It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 22:24,5March,2010
• '5333 is spoon. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:35, March 5, 2010 (UTC)
• 5334's 5333 is too big! It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 22:51,5March,2010

5335

It's a (Sarah)palindrome! Now Amy sucks Sonic's cock in hell! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 01:12, March 6, 2010 (UTC)

• lolol bad punz —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 01:33, 6 March 2010 (UTC)
• This isn't funny... It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 02:53,6March,2010

5338

5338  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  06 Mar 2010 ~ 21:39 (UTC) It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 22:12,6March,2010

• 5340 Look at this number, look at this perfect number in blue. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:55, March 10, 2010 (UTC)
• 5341 Don't look at this number. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 21:43,10March,2010
• 5342 is in the all-women panel on Question Time. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:16, March 11, 2010 (UTC)
• 5343 It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 23:19,11March,2010
• 5344 is just a love machine. --EMC ^[TALK] 23:48 Mar 11 2010
• 5345 won't work for nobody but you. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 00:25,12March,2010
• 1000000! This thread is officially finished. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 00:34, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
• Go 5346 yourself. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 01:01,12March,2010
• 5347!!! <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 16:23, March 12, 2010 (UTC)
• 5348 It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 20:27,12March,2010
• 5350 5349 <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 01:05, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
• 5350 It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 01:40,13March,2010
• 5351 You know, according to my calculations, in order to finish counting to a million by a year from now, we'd need to edit this thread about 2725 times a day. We are so screwed. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 02:45, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
• Well Duh It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 02:52,13March,2010
• Actually, it's No Shit. Get it right, dumbass. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 03:57, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
• Actually, it'sActually, it's5354. Get it right dumbass. Get it right dumbass. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 12:05,13March,2010
• Get it right, dumbass. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 18:34, March 13, 2010 (UTC) 5355
• 5356 is not amused. 174.49.195.165
• What you say about 5357 is what you say about society. --EMC ^[TALK] 23:03 Mar 13 2010
• 5358 How's about THAT for a PROMOTION?! <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 23:49, March 13, 2010 (UTC)
• 5359 delivers a stark warning about the upcoming 7000's. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:10, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
• And that warning would be? Actually, it's 5359. Get it right, dumbass. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 01:08, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
• 5361 is under pressure not to discuss the 7000's. mAttlobster. (hello) 10:56, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
• If you ask me, 5361 is under pressure TO discuss the 7000's. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 16:07, March 14, 2010 (UTC) 5360
• 5362 once thought he saw a number in the low 7100's as he looked in the mirror. The hurt and hunger in that number's eyes still haunts him. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:05, March 14, 2010 (UTC)
• 5363 looks shopped. I can tell from some of the digits and from seeing quite a few shops in my time. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 19:46, March 16, 2010 (UTC)
• 5364 Neox, I will murder you. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 10:58,18March,2010
• 5365 Let's not get dragged down by the 7000's. Let's enjoy the serene surroundings of the 5000's. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:09, March 18, 2010 (UTC)
• Bull It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 15:58,18March,2010
• At5367KM. And I have flown on an A380 once. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 11:21, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
• 1 Fish, 2 Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 13:33,19March,2010 13:33, March 19, 2010 (UTC)

5369 (I think)

cocks —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 00:27, 20 March 2010 (UTC) 5370in It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 03:27,20March,2010

• 5371 is a better number than 5370. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:44, March 21, 2010 (UTC)
• 5372ish It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 18:56,21March,2010
• 5373 <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 12:17, March 22, 2010 (UTC)
• It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 19:08,22March,2010
• So, I saw Alice in Wonderland Saturday. You know the advertisements they show before the movie? I saw one for Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver and as soon as I saw the Pokéwalker or whatever that Pokéball pedometer thing was... anyway, I'm totally PSYCHED! Oh, by the way, 5375. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 21:12, March 22, 2010 (UTC)
• 5376 Holy shit. I saw the same ad when I saw Alice on Sunday. In 3D Bitchez!! It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 21:50,22March,2010
• 5377, 5378 AND 5379. Because I'm greedy. Nameable • mumble? 22:32, March 22, 2010 (UTC)
• 5380 Whatever. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 22:34, 22 March 2010 (UTC)
• 5381 It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 23:11,22March,2010
• 5382 —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:21, 22 March 2010 (UTC)
• 5382. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 02:04,23March,2010
• 5383. These drugs are awesome, man. VGD >=3 02:14, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
• 5384 Hey, that one guy's back. ~ Sir Paizuri / Talk / Contribs / Crap / 03:12, 23 March 2010 (UTC)
• 5385 This seems fun — The Rift (grumble) MUN CPT DAD 14:17, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
• 5386 Who the fuck are all you people?!? It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 19:17,24March,2010
• 5387 is like...soooo.. you mAttlobster. (hello) 19:40, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
• 5388 because I CAN. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:09, March 25, 2010 (UTC)
• lnfewafnwongfwafmw --924.525.784.245.12.5.674.2.6432.000 23:26, March 25, 2010 (UTC)
• Actually, it'slnfewafnwongfwafmx. Get it right, dumbass. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 00:01,26March,2010
• Actually, it's 5390. Get it right, dumbass. ~ Sir Paizuri / Talk / Contribs / Crap / 00:15, 26 March 2010 (UTC)
• If you unsuccessfully try to steal my phrase one more time, Ima smack you. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 00:35,26March,2010
• That's what she said! —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 00:43, 26 March 2010 (UTC)
• 5393 No it isn't. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 01:49,26March,2010
• 2000!!! ... oh wait, that's the number of my edits....  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  26 Mar 2010 ~ 05:12 (UTC)
• 5394 <3 —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 06:03, 26 March 2010 (UTC)
• 5650 Oh, wait. That's MY edits. Bitch. 5395 It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 11:00,26March,2010

Yes but far LESS than 2000 were any good. Mine were all golden. Er, Bitch!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  27 Mar 2010 ~ 00:25 (UTC)

5396

5396km clocked up. We need a new page. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 11:53, March 26, 2010 (UTC)

• 5397 <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 12:20, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
• Delete 5398...What?? You fucking people...all you've done today is weaken a nation that's all you've done. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:09, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
• 5399 It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 19:14,26March,2010
• 5400!!! —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 21:02, 26 March 2010 (UTC)
• 5401 <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that
• 5402 I will kill you neox. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 00:20,27March,2010
• 5403 —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 03:49, 28 March 2010 (UTC)
• The number formally known as 5404' It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 03:54,28March,2010
• 5405 --Cthulhu 11:28, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
• 5406 —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 17:42, 28 March 2010 (UTC)
• 5407
• 5408 <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 18:26, March 28, 2010 (UTC)
• 5-4-0-9 --Paizu • Maj. • JStw • MUN • LOB • Crap • WHORE • (Talk) 04:15, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
• 5[410] It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 10:58,29March,2010
• 5411 <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 21:50, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
• 5412 --Paizu • Maj. • JStw • MUN • LOB • Crap • WHORE • (Talk) 21:54, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
• 5413 reminds me of hate. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:52, March 29, 2010 (UTC)

5414somethign It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 23:02,29March,2010

• Actually, it's 5415. Get it right, dumbass. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 00:34, March 30, 2010 (UTC)
• 5416 and stuff --Paizu • Maj. • JStw • MUN • LOB • Crap • WHORE • (Talk) 00:42, 30 March 2010 (UTC)
• 5417 I will kill you neox. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 01:08,30March,2010
• You wish. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 11:43, March 30, 2010 (UTC)
• Try me. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 19:08,30March,2010
• 5420, yo. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 15:20, Mar 31 2010
• 5421 Necropaxx back in the game with just 994,479 left to go. Can he make a difference? mAttlobster. (hello) 18:35, March 31, 2010 (UTC)
• 5422 has to piss. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 19:29,31March,2010
• 5423 hates everything. EVERYTHANG • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 18:25, Apr 1 2010
• One of the greatest April Fool's Day pranks I've ever seen. 5424 <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 19:10, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
• 5425 I will kill you neox. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 19:23,1April,2010
• 5426. SOMEONE ARCHIVE THIS. Nameable • mumble? 22:01, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
• Nah. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 22:06, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
• 5428. Please? Nameable • mumble? 22:38, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
• 5429 Tell <insert name here> to do it. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:29, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
• 5430 Lazyass. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 00:29,2April,2010
• 5431 Go here, tell me how to archive and I will archive this. You have my word. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 01:22, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
• 5432 I will kill you neox. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 03:47,2April,2010
• 5433 Archiving is a job for girls. mAttlobster. (hello) 09:19, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
• 5434 With vaginas. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 14:28,2April,2010
• 5435 No way man! It's the girls that have vaginas??! Mind. Blown. Nameable • mumble? 15:22, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
• 5436 I know! WHen I first heard it, I was all like, NO WAY, and they were like, NO REALLY, and I was all like, OK. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 19:29,2April,2010
• '5437, with a bonus 5438 plus 5339 and 5340. Because I like to reach numbers which are divisible by 1068. Nameable • mumble? 17:12, April 3, 2010 (UTC)
• They say that there are no girls on the internet. If that is true, then this can never be archived. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 17:33, April 3, 2010 (UTC) 5341
• 5438 is back. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 02:16,4April,2010
• 5439 harder, better, faster, stronger... --Paizu • Maj. • JStw • MUN • LOB • Crap • WHORE • (Talk) 02:25, 4 April 2010 (UTC)
• 5440 is so naughty and portly. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:17, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
• 5441 has an inverted penis. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 14:55,4April,2010
• 5442 is just begging for it. --Paizu • Maj. • JStw • MUN • LOB • Crap • WHORE • (Talk) 15:24, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

Archiving?!?!

• 5443 I'd archive it, but I'd like it to be at 5500 before I do. So chop chop! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 06:27, Apr 5 2010
• 5444 I feel really tempted to archive it now. Luckily for you, my laziness seems to be gettin —Pelozurian (talk) 07:34, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
• 5445 Quick, let's get to 5500 so's I can tell my friends and family what I've helped achieve. mAttlobster. (hello) 08:32, April 5, 2010 (UTC)

5446cheddarbbq

• 5447 as per how many inches my cock is. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:48, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
• 5448 because I like seeing stuff get deleted, archived and/or smited. 2K12_DAN.VRS 06:21, April 6, 2010 (UTC)

5449cheddarbbq

• 5450 will change the way you feel about numbers. Take a second to reflect on how you feel right now about numbers...see what I mean - it's all different now. And that's what unites us all you see: the affect of 5450. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:08, April 6, 2010 (UTC)

5451chedda

• 5452 is available for a limited time only. Don't miss this opportunity to have this number in YOUR collection. Order now - our operators are waiting for your call. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:13, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
• 54FU • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 21:24, Apr 6 2010
• 5454 is this weeks Bonus Ball. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:46, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
• 5455 Joefoxon 22:38, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
• 5456 suck mah ballz —Pelozurian (talk) 22:43, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
• 5457 changed my life; I hope it can change yours. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:45, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
• BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! Call in the next 10 seconds, and you will recieve a FREE ORDER OF 5458!!! —Pelozurian (talk) 22:54, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
• 5459 Joefoxon 22:59, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
• I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! —Pelozurian (talk) 23:04, 6 April 2010 (UTC)
• AY AY CAPTAIN! It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 01:33,7April,2010
• Kyrgyzstan Joefoxon 08:08, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
• Evolutionists always harp on about 5463, but they forget about the Great Flood. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:36, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
• 5464 - There are 309,000,000 people who live in the USA. If you add up all of their IQs, what is the total? Joefoxon 14:41, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
• Lemme guess. 5465, right? —Pelozurian (talk) 17:51, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
• Actually, it's5466. Get it right, dumbass. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 19:10,7April,2010
• 5467 people and I'm not joking. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:23, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
• Okay, enough fucking around, you guys. There is a 5468 out there and it will get us if we don't get it first. —Pelozurian (talk) 00:16, 8 April 2010 (UTC)
• I more than most know what 5468 is capable of, and I don't want people to think I'm underplaying what it's all about - but we've got 5469 here, and it's pretty much a game-changer. mAttlobster. (hello) 06:47, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
• 5467 and 5468 may be strong, but 5470 is in another league! Joefoxon 07:28, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

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