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Clown alledgedly threatened by Bryce Von Deenis.

COEUR D'COEURS, USA -- Several circus performers at the local Barry Sonnenfeld & Bryan Fuller Shrine Circus have died under mysterious circumstances. According to one such victim, a mime who was brought back from the dead for 60 seconds by a local piemaker named Ned, a man named Bryce Von Deenis threatened to kill several clowns for making a dirty limerick about his last name. (More)

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Uncyclopedia is proud to present an exclusive, never before published column by Chuck Norris.

Recently a debate aired on ABC's Nightline pitting popular theists, Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron, against two reviled atheists from the "Rational" Response Squad, which is also reviled. This testifies to the growing number (30 million people) of fools who profess there is no God. Add to that what I believe is possibly three times that number of functional atheists, those who believe in a God but don't show it (as True Christians® do, by voting Republican, wearing little American flag pins and putting Jesus fish on the tailgates of their pickup trucks), and patriotic Americans in America are facing a new religious horizon in which atheism is becoming a formidable foe.

Shockingly, although the majority of Americans continue to claim to be Christians, a Gallup poll discovered that forty-five percent of the population would support an atheist for President. Such a survey is a clear indication that the secularization of our Christian nation is alive and well. Secularization, if you are not aware, will signal the end of America as we know it. For example, soon the secular government, blinded by their lack of common Christian decency, will (as they did with public schools) banish the Bible from the White House, before banning it in church and eventually outlawing it in your very own home! Will real Americans continue to stand for this outrage? I pray to the Lord, no. (Full article...)

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... that I hear voices outside my room? (Pictured)

... that it's been proven beyond reasonable doubt that 50% of modern marriages end in divorce because of arguments inside IKEA stores?
... that the world will beat a path to your door if you build a better Mousetrap?
... taht wrods and snetnces are raedalbe eevn wehn tehy are toatlly fckued up?
... that if we lose cabin pressure, masks will drop from just above your head? I always get the Richard Nixon mask!
... that Godot isn't coming?
... that Jimmy Mozzarella is pissing in your closet?
...the Cleveland Indians were about to become the Cleveland Clevelands?

... that Cafeteria food (Pictured) is not generally edible?

... that your baby boy would one day walk on water?
... that in Baltimore, Maryland, it is a violation of statute to dress up as a clown and to make fun balloon animals to give to children and molest them with?
... that the only thing money can't buy is poverty?
... You can do anything with creativity, determination, and the exploitation of the working class?
... that every time you fall asleep, you die?
... the muffin man?
... that I am inside your walls?

... that I hear voices outside my room? (Pictured)

... that it's been proven beyond reasonable doubt that 50% of modern marriages end in divorce because of arguments inside IKEA stores?
... that the world will beat a path to your door if you build a better Mousetrap?
... taht wrods and snetnces are raedalbe eevn wehn tehy are toatlly fckued up?
... that if we lose cabin pressure, masks will drop from just above your head? I always get the Richard Nixon mask!
... that Godot isn't coming?
... that Jimmy Mozzarella is pissing in your closet?
...the Cleveland Indians were about to become the Cleveland Clevelands?

... that Cafeteria food (Pictured) is not generally edible?

... that your baby boy would one day walk on water?
... that in Baltimore, Maryland, it is a violation of statute to dress up as a clown and to make fun balloon animals to give to children and molest them with?
... that the only thing money can't buy is poverty?
... You can do anything with creativity, determination, and the exploitation of the working class?
... that every time you fall asleep, you die?
... the muffin man?
... that I am inside your walls?

... that I hear voices outside my room? (Pictured)

... that it's been proven beyond reasonable doubt that 50% of modern marriages end in divorce because of arguments inside IKEA stores?
... that the world will beat a path to your door if you build a better Mousetrap?
... taht wrods and snetnces are raedalbe eevn wehn tehy are toatlly fckued up?
... that if we lose cabin pressure, masks will drop from just above your head? I always get the Richard Nixon mask!
... that Godot isn't coming?
... that Jimmy Mozzarella is pissing in your closet?
...the Cleveland Indians were about to become the Cleveland Clevelands?

... that Cafeteria food (Pictured) is not generally edible?

... that your baby boy would one day walk on water?
... that in Baltimore, Maryland, it is a violation of statute to dress up as a clown and to make fun balloon animals to give to children and molest them with?
... that the only thing money can't buy is poverty?
... You can do anything with creativity, determination, and the exploitation of the working class?
... that every time you fall asleep, you die?
... the muffin man?
... that I am inside your walls?

... that I hear voices outside my room? (Pictured)

... that it's been proven beyond reasonable doubt that 50% of modern marriages end in divorce because of arguments inside IKEA stores?
... that the world will beat a path to your door if you build a better Mousetrap?
... taht wrods and snetnces are raedalbe eevn wehn tehy are toatlly fckued up?
... that if we lose cabin pressure, masks will drop from just above your head? I always get the Richard Nixon mask!
... that Godot isn't coming?
... that Jimmy Mozzarella is pissing in your closet?
...the Cleveland Indians were about to become the Cleveland Clevelands?

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