Today's featured corpse
COEUR D'COEURS, USA -- Several circus performers at the local Barry Sonnenfeld & Bryan Fuller Shrine Circus have died under mysterious circumstances. According to one such victim, a mime who was brought back from the dead for 60 seconds by a local piemaker named Ned, a man named Bryce Von Deenis threatened to kill several clowns for making a dirty limerick about his last name. (More)
Yesterday's featured corpse
The Autoconspiracy 2000 (more commonly known as the Conspiracy Theory Generator) is a top-secret computer program built by the world's most elite historians and computer scientists for the purpose of expanding historical knowledge beyond that which would normally not be achievable by humans. The goal of the program is to map out and eventually solve every historical uncertainty by "Exploring the Infinite Chronoscape" as the program's metadata puts it.
Early versions of the Autoconspiracy can be traced back to prehistoric times, where archaeological records show evidence of some particularly clever cavemen who had studied the natural patterns of moss and of mud to explain the origins of organic material. More refined methods of discovering hidden truths came later, culminating with the final Autoconspiracy version, Autoconspiracy 2000 c. 2000. (Full article...)
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- ... that AMC's hit series Breaking Bad Wind (Pictured) featured the actors' real farts?
- ... that 5/3 people cannot do fractions?
- ... that I am writing this from beyond the grave?
- ... that a very large number of events, both noteworthy and non-noteworthy, occurred in 1993?
- ... that prune juice is the world's brownest juice, eventually?
- ... that much like your cancer-stricken Grandpa, the United Kingdom would rather shit the bed than accept its fate and fade into obscurity?
- ... that in the Mesozoic Era, toasters ruled the earth?
- ... that the sky is up and the ground is down, except in Australia where the opposite is true?
- ... that silent radio (Pictured) existed before regular radio?
- ... that AMC's hit series Breaking Bad Wind (Pictured) featured the actors' real farts?
- ... that 5/3 people cannot do fractions?
- ... that I am writing this from beyond the grave?
- ... that a very large number of events, both noteworthy and non-noteworthy, occurred in 1993?
- ... that prune juice is the world's brownest juice, eventually?
- ... that much like your cancer-stricken Grandpa, the United Kingdom would rather shit the bed than accept its fate and fade into obscurity?
- ... that in the Mesozoic Era, toasters ruled the earth?
- ... that the sky is up and the ground is down, except in Australia where the opposite is true?
- ... that silent radio (Pictured) existed before regular radio?
- ... that AMC's hit series Breaking Bad Wind (Pictured) featured the actors' real farts?
- ... that 5/3 people cannot do fractions?
- ... that I am writing this from beyond the grave?
- ... that a very large number of events, both noteworthy and non-noteworthy, occurred in 1993?
- ... that prune juice is the world's brownest juice, eventually?
- ... that much like your cancer-stricken Grandpa, the United Kingdom would rather shit the bed than accept its fate and fade into obscurity?
- ... that in the Mesozoic Era, toasters ruled the earth?
- ... that the sky is up and the ground is down, except in Australia where the opposite is true?
- ... that silent radio (Pictured) existed before regular radio?
- ... that AMC's hit series Breaking Bad Wind (Pictured) featured the actors' real farts?
- ... that 5/3 people cannot do fractions?
- ... that I am writing this from beyond the grave?
- ... that a very large number of events, both noteworthy and non-noteworthy, occurred in 1993?
- ... that prune juice is the world's brownest juice, eventually?
- ... that much like your cancer-stricken Grandpa, the United Kingdom would rather shit the bed than accept its fate and fade into obscurity?
- ... that in the Mesozoic Era, toasters ruled the earth?
- ... that the sky is up and the ground is down, except in Australia where the opposite is true?
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