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For nominators: DO...

... Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
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... Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
... Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
... Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.

For voters: DO...

... Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
... Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a '#', like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
... Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.

For Administrators: DO...

... Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
... Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
... Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
... Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.

DON'T...

... Revert administrators.
... Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
... Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
... Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like THIS to indicate that they have been kept.

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A story built half a word at a time

Score: 2 Elapsed Time: 26 hours
Keep (1)	Keep. I actually like this one for being an original execution of the original ASBOWAAT idea. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:00, 9 August 2025 (UTC)
Delete (3)	Lock/Archive let's start with the most... uh... uncontroversial one? i mean the creator wants to blow it up so... gergdown, eh (talk) 01:45, 9 August 2025 (UTC) Delete. Buh-bye! The Bostonian, Turb0-Sunrise (LETS GO RED SOX) UHC 01:48, 9 August 2025 (UTC) ~~Delete~~ Lock Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:03, 9 August 2025 (UTC)
Comments	I've changed my mind... let's lock it instead of outright nuking it. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 03:19, 9 August 2025 (UTC) mk gergdown, eh (talk) 03:30, 9 August 2025 (UTC) Is this or will it be referenced by any EfO/MitK pages? --Fish on skates 21:11, 9 August 2025 (UTC) @Fish on skates: don't think that either ASB1/2WAAT or the deletion polls have been referenced in the Ojai games. PS, that signature gif you wanted is long overdue, I promise to make it tomorrow, but it's getting late right now, time for me to go to sleep. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 04:17, 10 August 2025 (UTC)

Score: 4 Elapsed Time: 9 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (4)	Lock next one. you have 5 seconds to prove what story significance this one has: gergdown, eh (talk) 19:17, 9 August 2025 (UTC) Lock. Fucking useless. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:05, 9 August 2025 (UTC) Lock. The idea itself made this one have an expiration date. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:00, 9 August 2025 (UTC) Userfy if someone turns out to really like it. It shouldn't be in the template, though. --Fish on skates 21:07, 9 August 2025 (UTC)
Comments

Score: 2 Elapsed Time: 0 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (2)	Lock. you may ask, "why this one? why not the other more... irrelevant ones?" well here's why: this one was doomed to fail by its rules. there are only so many languages in the world, and like, we went through 25 of them ALREADY!!! this one just feels really unsustainable, not even including the "you are banned until 50 new sentences". THERE'S ONLY BEEN 20ISH!! gergdown, eh (talk) 03:18, 10 August 2025 (UTC) Lock or userfy. It's unsustainable because there are only so many languages spoken by Uncyclopedians. --Fish on skates 03:56, 10 August 2025 (UTC)
Comments	Userfy. A good concept, but virtually irrelevant and basically dead. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 04:14, 10 August 2025 (UTC)