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A highly flagulous topic, made up words have been in pliage for a number of years, and have been vigorousyellsly debated by linguistic kryninsters everywhere. When exactly they made their entrandlement into the modicivical word system is an epomystery, but there is no doubt that they are firmly imgradled now, and will not be telexiting any time soon. Below is a trilogical dogalog of made-up words, with their heroginations included.
- 2pacalypse Wars between people who are left after the apocalypse.
- 666 It's a number and a word!
- HAHAHAHAAHFILgpgoimki Dying of a simultaneous stroke, heart attack, and lung collapse.
- 4tificailizzle It means California.
- 6izzlemafizzle What Snoop Dogg sez when really pushed to define his music.
- a That's right, a is not a word. The dictionary just says it is. Does that make it one? No! and neither is I. They're just letters, for Zeus's sake.
- AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA!
- Abortifaciality Abortion via production line.
- Acid Jazz Jazz that uses Hydrochloric Acid and Copper Sulphate as Instrument.
- Adiculous Something that is ridiculously addictive (i.e. tobacco, liposuction).
- Agrenunciate A word made up to see if English teacher had a clue. They don't.
- Algonquarium A zoo full of Native Americans.
- Anaesthetisiium Freudian slip for "Anus".
- Ansticatual A rare friend.
- Antimacassar An opponent of the Macassarian regime in Yemen.
- Asparagusion Death by asparagus.
- Ass Jazz Piss out of the ass!
- Ass Jizz Male ejaculate out of the ass!
- Azz Jizz Usually spoken in a rasp, when two males do it (male on female above).
- Autopsicution The act of performing autopsy on living persons.
- Auxhillary Part of Senator Clinton's re-election campaign.
- Baceenenker A Wanker Bassisr, e.g. Johnny Christ from Avenged Sevenfold.
- Badenture An adventure usually involving dentists.
- Ballcock A tautology.
- Ballgina The male equivalent of a vagina; often used for gay sex.
- Bassinet An abbreviation of 'basset clarinet'.
- Belligreen Archaic term for syphilis.
- Binomad A roaming mathematical expression.
- Bixeryikseritotsereeoterie *See Sickeldoodleflooferfoofergoodederierbiig.
- Blibber A sort of puffy jacket with poppers, made out of whale fat.
- Blether Same as above, but for women or girls.
- Blocquiche French food (Synonym for "excrement").
- Bon motte A good trench.
- Bonsail A small, sailing tree.
- Bronchopneumonia Pneumonia resulting from excessive intake of pony meat.
- Bulimial Political messages subtly propagated through blinis.
- Caesiumfrankolithicmixialubidiumrixidixidexidoxidroxide the opposite of "corn syrup".
- Californication To perform sexual intercourse before marriage in California. See also Sodom and Gomorrah.
- Calligraph A graph which shows the intensity of an earthquake judging by how disruptive it is to a team of calligraphers, employed to write all day waiting for earthquakes.
- Callipygian Having well-shaped attractive buttocks.
- Cardboard Tunnel Syndrome Syndrome in which paranoids believe that the world is made of cardboard whilst on board airplanes.
- Cenzoiacious From the Cenozoic era.
- Chipolatta Chips with milky coffee.
- Circumambiance The general atmosphere at a circumcision.
- Cockaludicrous Something so ludicrous that it can instantly give an erection, or make an erection go away.
- Coddle Love of fish.
- Control+Alt+Delete The answer to all your problems!
- Commit Subdued sickness.
- Cotchology Study of laziness by Type-A personality scientists.
- Contrapcetive A small trap placed on the female genitalia designed to ensnare potential sexual partners and prevent further penetration. Used by over-protective fathers and Catholics.
- Cottage Pie A pie made of bricks. Rather unpleasant to cook or consume.
- Defraud To repent for committing an act of fraud.
- Destrierre A cut of hat used only in Belize.
- Disconsolate An album played too loudly after 11 p.m.
- Distemperization A form of exotic jazz practiced by the Avant-Guard of Chicago in the late 1830s.
- Downtowngown Suit.
- Early English The English Language as practiced by Earls.
- Effluvium Someone made rich by their possession of great amounts of mud.
- Eagalitarianism Government by Eagles.
- Electrocute Sweet little electrical currents.
- Electromagnate A businessman with a disproportionately large share of the electricity market; an electricity baron.
- Erruption Immoral and unprincipled management of Volcanoes.
- Eyetooth Unfortunate disorder in which eyes take the place of teeth and vice versa. See also: Foot and Mouth disease, a similar variant.
- Extong Extra Long.
- Fangorious The manner in which one is devoured by gelatinous monsters.
- Finnial The third movement of Sibelius' twelfth symphony.
- Flagg The only currency with which Cash Flagg Jr. movies may be purchased.
- Fleedom Freedom achieved by fleeing (see the French).
- Frindle See Pen.
- Fugly Someone who is both fun and ugly. See'Tori Spelling'.
- Geoterrametamorphobia A long word that makes you sound smart.
- Gifro A ginger person with an afro (see Ronald McDonald).
- Golfish Ball A hybrid of the fish and the golf ball. So far only an unsuccessful scientific anomalie.
- Gramminivorous Animals that feed only on grammar and syntax.
- Griffon A substitute for a shirt and tie, applied with glue – this item of clothing is a cardboard model which, from the front angle, looks identical to a regular shirt and tie, but which from any other angle reveals the wearer's nakedness. So called, because it is "griffed on".
- Hagtrim Clothes worn by an old woman: usually bought from Oxfam.
- Haler The supplier of halos.
- Hegemony The national currency of the Peoples' Republic of Hege.
- Hermeneutic A type of crab.
- Hexadexadecimal Unreleased Pink Floyd album.
- Hoboerotic Erotica consisting of tramps and vagrants.
- Holophasia Possible result of Kitten Huffing.
- Hoppohammer A board game played by nerds during a cricket game.
- Hypnognomic Hypnosis by means of gnomes.
- IBM Idiotic Brainless Monkeys.
- Iceland A land of ice.
- Impostultant Fake consultant.
- Infarct The state of being in violation of parking regulations in Washington D.C.
- Intelligent It means Stupid & Brainless here.
- Intinnings Indoor cricket.
- Innuendo A rude games console released in China in 1995 as a competitor to the PlayStation.
- Konkerman A person who is clinically insane. Addicted to custard creams.
- Libellious The National Enquirer on your nearest supermarket checkout newstand.
- Monopeia The view from left field, possibly a myth.
- Mr. Winkler A gay english teacher who got some sick.
- Ocho-Ocho An individual with rare superpowers of randomness and an uncanny ability to make his girlfriends father cry.
- Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis A weird disease that contaminates carcasses, making them asplode while killing everyone in a two kilometers radius.
- Petrified When a pet owner makes out with his pet.
- Pyrophobia Fear of Pirates, most common among Yankee and Phillies fans.
- Puffters Well, it's not in my bloody dictionary!
- Rhinoplasty Surgical procedure to alter human DNA to that of an African White Rhino.
- Scrumtilious The only adjective that can describe Steven Seagal's acting ability.
- Scrumtralescent Describes an incredibly wonderful event, performance, etc.
- Sex When the penis gets trapped inside the vagina and cannot get out.
- Shocktopus Cross between a shark and an electric octopus.
- Super-cal A quick version for lazy obese people.
- Tintinnabulation Full-on smooshage of A-cup boobs.
- Transinsonographicatable An area of ocean that cannot be graphed by sonar.
- Uluguruness (Ulu: Like Sakai or Wild Man; Guru: Teacher in Malay) Teacher that don't know how to teach, or teaches like a wild animal.
- Verocious Another term for vicious.
- XXX XXX.
- Xyzzy Nothing happens.
- Xyzzy (with a British accent) Twice as much happens ... which is still nothing.
- Zooymama Holy shit!
- Zyzxx Some place in the desert by the I-15 on the way north to Las Vegas.