Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's COMMUNIST DILDO'NI'PEACEFUL'ASSCRACK'FUCKTARD'FUCKFACE'DARTH VADER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a HELL look at the DAMN talk page of this ASSHAT article for notes or discussion before MARY WHITEHOUSE editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SCUMBAG neurochemical FUCK disorder ANUSCAKE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CLIT, sudden JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JACK ABRAMOFF or POLESMOKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SOD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MOZILLA FIREFOX way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKING A include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ANAL DIABETES words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FELCHING WOP words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSCRACK utterFUCKance of socially DIRTY SANCHEZ objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHIT television programs to address COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS Tourette's syndrome.

CHINK Tourette's is RAT'S ASS not to be WOP confused with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ORGASM chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves COCKSMOKER random WIENER disorientation, culturally-CUNTBUCKET-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BITCH outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS language, ASSHOLE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CUNNILINGUS SHITFACE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BASTARD souvenir shoppes and massive DALAI LAMA quantities MARGARET THATCHER of ANAL DIABETES GRINGO garbage.

Darnit.

A WIENER Polite Note to the JACKASS Author:

The FRED PHELPS Tourette's TITWANK Research Institute was JACKASS founded to HI, BILLY MAYS HERE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have MOTHERFUCKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your THIS IS SPARTA! article SHITSLINGING funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PISS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or NEGRO changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BRITNEY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SEMEN Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ASS Tourrette's sufferers GARBAGE DAY! swear. You can TACO blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame TOWELHEAD TV, for always focusing on the FLYING RAT'S ASS bad side of a terrible OSTRICH MY ASS thing.
• The main FEWMETS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are COCKSMOKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DIPSHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small MARGARET THATCHER knee SCUMBAG NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHITFACE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PORCUPINE'S BALLS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FLYING RAT'S ASS school for FUCKWIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASSFACE sufferers to become SHIT manically depressed and LIKE FATHER LIKE SON commit HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS suicide.
• There is no BITCH cure, and the BOLLOCKS drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITBALLS tics often have adverse JACKASS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BUTT-HOLE perodol" which caused my entire FUCKTARD body to go KAFFIR numb and ARSE basically made it NIGGA! worse than ASSCRACK it is without the CROTCH drug.

I am an active member of a SHITCUNTING tourette syndrome PORCH MONKEY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DILDO the AUTOFELLATIO public view of Tourettes as a "ASS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHAKOPEE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am JIZZ sorry for VENEREAL DISEASE "hi-jacking" your CLEMEN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH this that really MASTURBATION annoys me. I am working towards a DICK TITS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITCOCK, and making fun of a FUCK horrible disorder is (not) IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PUSSY time.

Best DICKFACE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “THONG TASTER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese HUMAN RIGHTS reply

As MINORITIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBET not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill HUMAN RIGHTS Westerners show is not an MINORITIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHIST MONK degenerate capitalist culture in those MINORITIES countries. When showing MELAMINE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT PROTESTS in countries MONASTERIES leadership, those problems does not CHRISTIANITY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FREEDOM OF SPEECH byproduct of your TANK MAN capitalist society VOTE.

Li Chiang “GRASS MUD HORSE” Wen

P.S. FLAMING ASS BADGER Regards to Andrew DAGO Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The GOD DAMMIT bastard who wrote this article. You can GO COUNT YOUR DICK punch him if you BUGGER OFF want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock CLEAN DRINKING WATER offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with LGBT RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the VENEREAL DISEASE saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my ASS FASCIST intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CLIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT and FUCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with P'KANG music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) RUSTY TROMBONE BAND WITH 4 CAMEL JOCKEY MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! HORSE! CLIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CLIT'S HOUSE

How ASSCRACK to SMEG cure PISSHOLE the SUCK MY DICK Tourette's FROG'S FAT ASS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment NIGNOG for MARY WHITEHOUSE Tourette's CROTCH Syndrome JACKASS is CUNTBUCKET following RAPE these ANAL rules FUCKSTAIN in LOGJAMMER order:

• 1: Avoid STUDENT PROTESTS immature FUCKFACE little BASTARD kids,
• 2: Count to RAGHEAD within FUCKFACE 10 PAKIseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DOM DeLUISE SHITFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS nor GARBAGE DAY! talk,
• 4: Tell TWAT yourself you CUNT don't FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA have FUCKER this VAGINA disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKSTAIN WITH NASTY SHITFUCKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DILDO FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CLIT last straw CHINK!

I fucking put JOHN SMILEY FACE' my comment at the TOP OF THE BLISTERING BARNACLES PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHITFUCKER the TOP OF MARGARET THATCHER THIS MOCKIE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SCUMBAG offensive. FUCKING FUCKFUCKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BITCH people who try SHITPISSER to battle PISS'FRIG that tight-ass PRICK 17-year-KRAUT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BUKKAKE it now, but someone said FUCKSTAIN' BITCH GIVING HEAD'DICKFACE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING GANGBANG is a laughing NIGNOG matter. Plus there FUCKING was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on MOTHERFUCKER Uncyclopedia, there are CUNTRAG articles YOU WANKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DAMN stuff. So DICK that means PEARL NECKLACE stop getting mad at the INCEST first part too and PISS ARTIST talking about the TITWANK letter that it's FUCKFUCKFUCK mocking (what ASS letter? I don't even know what BENSON SUCKS the heck you're talking about). Adrian BITCH hi self MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! even made a really COMMUNISM IS STUPID good point. "It's FRITZ nothing more CHIGGER from a head nod to a SAMUEL L. JACKSON knee tick". COCKSMOKER. Which I'll add DICKFACE onto BASTARD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't GYPSY suffer that REBECCA BLACK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SONNY BILL WILLIAMS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE be, because if I were a JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TOWELHEAD hilarious. If you INBRED Want facts, go on D'OH Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SCUMBUCKET be offended, don't read O CANADA the freaking CRAPMUNCHER article anyway.

FUCK HADJI PRICK SHAKOPEE NIPPLES HOSER FUCKING A TITTIES FUCK YOU FLYING RAT'S ASS

FOUR-EYES DAMN FRIG ASSHAT BITCH HENTAI ORGASM FELCHMONKEY VAGINA DICKFACE ASSHOLE CHAV ASSCRACK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SUCK A BIG DICK QUEEF FUCK OFF ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT MONKEY SHIT CUNNILINGUS ASSFACE WANKER ASS PRICK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE MOTHERFUCKER SHITE INBRED CUNT FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN ORGASM SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCK WANK MOTHERFUCKER GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ASSHAT SHITTY CLIT CUNT TIT DIRT DUNE COON PUSSY FUCKER NEGRO MOTHERFUCKER BUGGER OFF FRENCH TICKLER FLYING RAT'S ASS RAGHEAD PISS OFF MY ASS FU SPANG POLACK BOOBIES BALLS PENIS GOD DAMN CLUSTER FUCK FUCKHEAD SUCK MY COCK ASSHAT BALLS I WILL END YOU! WANKSPLAT ADMINS ARE GAY DAMN IT PISS ARTIST FALSE BENSON TESTICLE CHOKE ASS CUNT GOD DAMN BANGKOK PISS ARTIST DYKE BELLEND TOSSER YOU WANKER CUNT MASTURBATION JUSTIN BIEBER PENIS COCKSHITTER TWISTY VAGINA YOU WANKER DICKHEAD CUM CUNT SPANK THE MONKEY SHITE BITCH FUCKHEAD SHITE WIKIPEDIA DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUNT FELLATIO FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITSLINGING JERK OFF NICARAGUA HELL CUNTYMINTS NIGNOG DICKHEAD SAND NIGGER BUTT PIRATE FAGGOT DICKFACE PUSSY LONGCAT IS LONG DAMN SON OF A BITCH CUNT GYPSY DAMN SHITE YOU WANKER POOPY DAMN JACKASS SHIT DOUCHE TITS & DICKS JUSTIN BIEBER FLYING FUCK NIGNOG OSTRICH MY ASS HO GOD DAMMIT STUB TAMPONS FAGGOT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CLEVELAND STEAMER NORTH KOREA ASSRAPING SOD FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT HELL BITCH BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCKER CUNT DAMN JUNGLE BUNNY SHITFACE PEEPEE ASSWIPE VENEREAL DISEASE AUTOFELLATIO QUEEF ASSHOLE BRUSH MA TEETH I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TACO FLYING RAT'S ASS GIVING HEAD ANUSCAKE BELLEND BOOBS PISS OFF HELL DONKEY PUNCHER DICK SEX NAZI HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS JOHNNY YOU WANKER PISS ARTIST WALRUS SHIT PAKI MICK NECROPHILIA POOPOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! JACKASS SHIT CHRISTHUMPER EAT MY SHIT! ARSE WANKER ASSFACE PUSSY SHITE BOOBS FLYING FUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK POMMIE GREASER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BOYCOTT VIACOM! GIVING HEAD PISS OFF COON FRIG DAMN NIGGER SHITFUCKER PENISPENISPENIS!!! JUNGLE BUNNY TOSSER D'OH NECROPHILIA NICARAGUA PRICK HELL BRUSH MA TEETH MONKEY'S UNCLE URINE-GARGLING SAND NIGGER FUCK OFF SHITSLINGING HELL BUTTFUCKER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS HELLFUCKER LIMEY JERK OFF SCROTUM FRED PHELPS SHITTY DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKER 666 JACK OFF DAMN CHOAD JACK OFF GIVING HEAD CHICKEN SHIT INBRED MOLDY TITS DUMBASS NECROPHILIA ASSWIPE DELICIOUS CAKE FUCKSTAIN JACK ABRAMOFF SHAKOPEE FROG'S FAT ASS CHOAD GOD DAMN ASSWIPE WIKIPEDIA SHIT INBRED FUCK YOU BANGKOK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PENISBIRD suck my mothers ASSHOLE PUSSY COMMUNIST DILDO BOYCOTT VIACOM! SON OF A BITCH WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BUGGER OFF TIT SPRINKLES SECOND BALLS DONKEY PUNCHER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! TIMBER NIGGER GARBAGE DAY! DONKEY PUNCHER YOU WANKER GANGBANG TESTICLE CHOKE HOSER BASTARD CLEMEN ALF FUCKING BONER DICK CHICKEN FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASS GOBSHITE BOOBS BITCH P'KANG SCUMBAG JIZZ CUNT PISS ARTIST HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHITHEAD BUTTFUCKER DICKFACE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT NEGRO NIPPLES FUCKBAG GOD DAMN ASSWIPE JIZZ GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHITCOCK FUCK OFF SCUMBAG JACKASS REDSKIN BULLSHIT RECTUM RAIDER ARSE HELL PECKERHEAD TITTYWANK COON CRACKER INBRED FUCKSTAIN MACACA ASS FASCIST DAMN IT GRASS MUD HORSE ASS CUNT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD REDSKIN SHITE GOD DAMMIT PISSHOLE PENISPENISPENIS!!! KIKE FIST FUCK SHITE NAZI FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK GOD BLESS AMERICA FIST FUCK TWAT CHUFF NIPPLES DOG SHIT PEEPEE FUCKWIT PISS ORANGE TURTLE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! ASSHOLE FUCKWIT FLYING RAT'S ASS WOMEN'S RIGHTS SPANK THE MONKEY FLAMEVIPER WANK SHIT CLUSTER FUCK TITS POMMIE WIENER FRIG BEAVER SCROTUM SOD FUCKTARD HORSE SHIT DICKWAD TESTICLE CHOKE NEOPETS HELL FUCKHEAD LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT BUKKAKE COMMUNISM IS STUPID BITCH BITCH BLOWJOB PUSSYLICKER SHIT GYPSY DAMN IT IN SACREMENT BASTARD I'LL RAPE YOU CUM COCKSHITTER SPUNK BUGFUCK ANUSCAKE CLIT MOCKIE SPIC GOD DAMN WANK DICKHEAD BITCH COCKGOBLIN FIST FUCK MARGARET THATCHER MOTHERFUCKER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER JACKASS SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL pen0r POMMIE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CUNTRAG FUCKSTAIN GANGBANG GO HOME AND DIE RAGHEAD SHITE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! GOD DAMMIT YID YOGHURT CANNON WANK PEDOPHILIA SCUMBUCKET ASS JUSTIN BIEBER SHITBALLS GANGBANG FUCKBAG HENTAI DOUCHEBAG PUNANI SAND NIGGER CRAPFUCKER CLIT 30 CASES OF PICKLES SAND NIGGER BITCH DOUCHE NAZI NEGRO SHITFACE FLYING FUCK FUCKING TITTYWANK CHIGGER FUCKTARD CUNNILINGUS BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER FLYING FUCK DAMMIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER JENKEM MOTHERFUCKER ORGASM GO COUNT YOUR DICK TWISTY VAGINA CUNT CUNT RUSTY TROMBONE SHITE YOU WANKER SHITE FUCKING JACKASS ASSRAPING FUCKWIT FUCK NUGGET BRUSH MA TEETH TITS BASTARD BULLCRAP PISSHOLE BLUE PENIS! TACO ASS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS EXTRA LONG PENIS TITS DOUCHING SHITTY DEVELOPERS! SLOPE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD GIVING HEAD CHENEY TIT DIRT SON OF A BITCH BUTTFUCKER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! TAFFY SCROTUM HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DICK HELL BUGGER OFF WIGGER CUNT FUCKER DONKEY DICK TOSSER NIPPLES CUNT URINE-GARGLING FUCKING PEEPEE HOSER CRACKER WIGGER HORSE SHIT SON OF A BITCH BIGNOSE PISS UP MY ARSE FUCK ASSCRACK BUTTFUCKER SHITHEAD TOSSER ASSFACE DAMN CUM WANK FEMADOM DICK TITS WILLY WONKA SHITCOCK GOOK SOD LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! WOODPECKERSHIT CUNNILINGUS DUMBASS FLYING FUCK MILF BOLLOCKS NIGGER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BUKKAKE WOP CUNT AMERICA ONLINE PISS OFF MY ASS GRIS DICKFACE SCUMBAG GENITALIA BRUSH MA TEETH NECROPHILIA REDSKIN COCK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCKFACE DUMBASS FUCK OFF FUCKHEAD ARSE ASS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME NEGRO COCK JERRY DAMN IT BUGFUCK DOUCHEBAG JENKEM BONER CUNT LAPPER BITCH PUSSY LOLCAT FUCKER TURD FUCKING DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE HO DAMN EAT MY SHIT! DONKEY PUNCHER ASSWIPE NEGRO CHRISTHUMPER DAMNATION BASTARD FLYING FUCK ARSE CRAPFUCKER PIG CLUSTER FUCK BLUMPKIN FUCKBAG SMEG WIKIPEDIA ASSHOLE PRICK SEX FAG POMMIE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SAGGY TITS GOD DAMN FUCK AOL IPs CUNT DOUCHE DELICIOUS CAKE MALARKY BATMAN & ROBIN TITTIES FUCKBAG BUKKAKE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH COON NORTH KOREA BIGNOSE BOOBS MOLDY TITS MALARKY NAZI FUCKING FUCKFUCKER KIDDY FIDDLER D'OH CHOAD KISSER DAMMIT FUCKFACE WHORE DICK INBRED POOPOO COON NICARAGUA BLOWJOB LIMEY MOZILLA FIREFOX I'LL RAPE YOU FAGGOT LET'S SHIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING POOPY JACKASS SHIT CUNT CRAPPER EXTRA LONG PENIS BALL SACK AUTOFELLATIO ALF BOLLOCKS SHITFACE DICKFACE SON OF A BITCH DAMN DOUCHEBAG SEMEN PIG NIGNOG CLUSTER FUCK ASSHAT WOP FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DICKHEAD SAND NIGGER NICARAGUA MOTHERFUCKER CUNTBUCKET GOAT DICK RAGHEAD WANKER DAMNATION WANK FUCK YOU TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCK FELCHING HELL ORGASM ASSBANDIT FAG TWAT GOAT DICK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DYKE RAT'S ASS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DICK SHITHEAD DONALD RUMSFELD ASSRAPING FUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER CONDOMS DICKHEAD CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT MONKEY SHIT DUMBASS ASS FOUR-EYES FUCKWIT FRED PHELPS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NIGGER MALARKY BOOBS NORTH KOREA BASTARD SHITBALLS COMMUNISM IS STUPID TOWELHEAD SHITFUCKER SHIT NIGGER NICARAGUA QUEEF PRICK SUCK MY DICK BEAVER CUNT SPANK THE MONKEY GIVING HEAD BASKETBALL HOOP COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FEWMETS DICKFACE SHIT BUKKAKE PIECE OF SHIT SHITSKIN SHITHEAD FUCKER FUCKING CUNTBUCKET FLYING RAT'S ASS MILF WHORE GOD DAMN SHITE GIVING HEAD LOLCAT NORTH KOREA ASS LICKER SHITCUNTING TURD BITCH ASS PISS OFF TITMOUSE POLACK FUCKSTAIN TOWELHEAD PISS OFF FAG PUNANI FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKING A JAP MARGARET THATCHER RANDY TRAVIS GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY BONER FUCKER DUNE COON YOGHURT CANNON DYKE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT VAGINA TACO SAMUEL L. JACKSON DILDO JENKEM BELGIUM PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WANK AMERICAN SPELLING SHIT ORGASM DAGO BANGKOK PIECE OF SHIT ANUSCAKE GOD DAMMIT MILF PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE EMO SHITSLINGING CHOAD TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! PIECE OF SHIT BUTT-HOLE CUNT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ASSHOLE BOOBS HELL TITS NIGGER CUM WALRUS SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHITE JOHNNY ASSFACE DAMNATION WINDOWS VISTA LET'S SHIT MILF MOCKIE INBRED REDNECK ASSWIPE ORGASM CUNTSWILLING WOODPECKERSHIT TITMOUSE JACK ABRAMOFF WETBACK TWISTY VAGINA WANKSPLAT DONKEY PUNCHER FROG'S FAT ASS RANDY TRAVIS BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUNT POLACK WANK MOTHERFUCKER COCK WIKIPEDIA SEMEN TWAT RAT'S COCK SEMEN COMMUNIST DILDO FRENCH TICKLER NI BUGGER CLIT PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS KAFFIR FUCKFACE KIDDY FIDDLER FUCKFACE VAGINA suck my mothers SPANK THE MONKEY ASSHAT DIPSHIT CROTCH WANK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CONDOMS PEEPEE FELCHING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BLOWJOB DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DAMMIT BASTARD DIPSHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ASSFACE ARSE BASKETBALL DUMBASS FUCKSTAIN BEAVER CLUSTER FUCK SEX FUCKFACE ASSRAMMER SHITCOCK SHIT GYPSY SUITCASE PENIS HELL TAMPONS SHITSLINGING GOBSHITE DOUCHING BALLS SHITE MOZILLA FIREFOX TAMPON IN MY ASS WANK DAMN BITCH CUNT EXTRA LONG PENIS COCK CUNTBUCKET TITWANK JERRY FUCK TAFFY CRAPFUCKER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SHITSLINGING CUNNILINGUS DIPSHIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST PORCH MONKEY NIGGER SHITE FUCKING NIGGER TITS COCKSMOKER CRAPPY BRUSH MA TEETH NAZI BASKETBALL HOOP SPANK THE MONKEY I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! TURD JACKASS FELCHING [EXPLETIVE] BUTTFUCKER ASSHOLE CUNT YOU DAMN BRITNEY ORGASM DIPSHIT I WILL END YOU! CHOAD KISSER YUKKY DOODY DICK CUNT FUCK YOU PRICK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TITTYWANK JIGGABOO HITLER WOODPECKERSHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD TITS AUTOFELLATIO MASTURBATION DIRTY SANCHEZ CHIGGER SHITE HELL SHITE SLOPE BANGKOK CLIT SHITFACE ASSWIPE I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT SHITFACE SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE PIECE OF SHIT CUNT BITCH DAMNATION KRAUT SHITPISSER PEDOPHILIA SAMUEL L. JACKSON PICKANINNY HOLY DUMB FUCK ARSE AUTOFELLATIO FUCKSTAIN AUTOFELLATIO LENS CRAFTERS JACKASS MILF FLYING RAT'S ASS [EXPLETIVE] INCEST PUSSY BUGFUCK FLYING FUCK BUTTFUCKER FUCKTARD NICARAGUA WANK WOODPECKERSHIT GOD DAMN BAD MOTHERFUCKER BUGGER KRAUT DYKE FUCKING JUMP! SHITHEAD RECTUM RAIDER ARSEBADGERS NECROPHILIA PISS ARTIST BASTARD SHITE FELCHMONKEY SAND NIGGER HONKY P'KANG SHITSKIN PENIS ON A BUN FAGGOT PISSHOLE CHOAD KISSER DOUCHING LET'S SHIT BATHING SUIT AREA INBRED TOSSER BASTARD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BUGGER AUTOFELLATIO MOCKIE BALL SACK BASTARD AMERICA ONLINE GOD BLESS AMERICA SHITTY ASSHOLE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! REDNECK FUCKBAG MAMA MIA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DOUCHE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BUGFUCK DUMBASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TAFFY GO COUNT YOUR DICK WANKSPLAT PISS SHIT SHITFUCKER JAP DAMN FUCKER DAMN BULLSHIT BRITNEY FUCKWIT WOODPECKERSHIT CUNT JAP CLEMEN FASHION BUG BONER CAMEL JOCKEY DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GANGBANG FLAMING ASS BADGER PECKERHEAD FUCKHEAD JACKASS SOD BULLCRAP SAMUEL L. JACKSON ARSE PIGFUCKER CRAP ON A STICK SUITCASE PENIS RAPE GOAT DICK SHITE PISSHOLE COCK JESSE McCARTNEY BOYCOTT VIACOM! CUNT GOD DAMMIT SPICY CUNT FUCK THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE OLD CHRIST OF A LIMEY STUDENT MOVEMENT BITCH ASSHOLE CUNT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKER MICK ABORTIONS FOR ALL LET'S SHIT PEDOPHILIA FLYING FUCK DYKE ASS GIVING HEAD MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCK O KURWA! [EXPLETIVE] GRIS FOUR-EYES KIKE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON GOBSHITE SUGARTITS DONKEY DICK CUNT DONKEY PUNCHER HELL CUNT SOD SHITE WANK ARSE MY COMMUNION WAFER OF BUKKAKE HELL PISS ARTIST GOBSHITE GANGBANG YOU WANKER SHITTY SHITSKIN URINE-GARGLING VENEREAL DISEASE ASSCRACK FELLATIO REDNECK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER suck my mothers FLYING RAT'S ASS TWISTY VAGINA CUNT DAMN RAT'S ASS PIGFUCKER HEIL HITLER! AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCK HUEY P. NEWTON POLACK WOP DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! LAKE TITICACA SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PAKI SHITSLIDE BOOBS BONG BOON DIPSHIT DAMMIT ARSEBADGERS ANAL DIABETES ANAL FUCKING A NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BITCH DONKEY DICK FUCKING A JAP TOWELHEAD FRITZ COCKSTUFFER DOG FUCKER ASSHAT JAP FUCKSTAIN CUNT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITHEAD and with the JESUS FUCKING CHRIST and his REDNECK of girraffes in which BITCH while reading about DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See THONG TASTER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• RECTUM RAIDER

Article written in the style of its subject This article is KAFFIR funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its ARSE subject. If you do not find it funny FUCKFUCKFUCK, it is probably because you are an INBRED LIMEY ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. SHIT If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a NEGRO joke loses its humour SHIT when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so FROG ignorant, then you wouldn't have FUCKBAG needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! PISS ARTIST PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FLYING FUCK BULLSHIT BOOBIES!!!!!I <3 COCK

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