Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's YOGHURT CANNON'ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT'FUCKING A'RUSTY TROMBONE'CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR'PUNANI'HOSER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JACKASS neurochemical FUCK disorder TURD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MOTHERFUCKER, sudden ASSFACE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PISS or FUCKING A vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BITCH in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PISS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GIVING HEAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken NICARAGUA by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCK utterFUCKance of socially THIS IS SPARTA! objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first OLD CHRIST OF A television programs to address RAPE Tourette's syndrome.

SHITHEAD Tourette's is RAT'S COCK not to be JERK OFF confused with ASSFACE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PECKERHEAD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASSHOLE random TOSSER disorientation, culturally-SHIT LIKE A HORSE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ABO outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DAMN language, BAD MOTHERFUCKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DIPSHIT ARSEBADGERS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSRAPING souvenir shoppes and massive DYKE quantities BALLS of ANAL DIABETES FALSE BENSON garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITE Polite Note to the BUKKAKE Author:

The SPIC Tourette's FUCK OFF Research Institute was FRAK founded to PANCHEN LAMA.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CHINK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITTY article WIKIPEDIA funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PIGFUCKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DOODIE HEAD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance HELL.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ORGASM Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ARSE Tourrette's sufferers LET'S SHIT swear. You can FAG blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DAMN IT TV, for always focusing on the BULLSHIT bad side of a terrible BUTTFUCKER thing.
• The main ASSFACE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'REDSKIN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HELL knee POOPOO NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is HELL no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASSWIPE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at MOTHERFUCKER school for FUCKSTAIN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage COCKSHITTER sufferers to become TAFFY manically depressed and MALL SANTA commit PUSSY suicide.
• There is no MAMA MIA cure, and the PISS ARTIST drugs that are available to, "calm" the KIDDY FIDDLER tics often have adverse SMEG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DOG SHIT perodol" which caused my entire CHAV body to go WANK numb and DAMMIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than TITWANK it is without the JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK drug.

I am an active member of a WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? tourette syndrome SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITE the SUGARTITS public view of Tourettes as a "CHIGGER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITHEAD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FELCHING sorry for AUTOFELLATIO "hi-jacking" your LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TOURETTE'S SYNDROME this that really RAT'S COCK annoys me. I am working towards a HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this KU KLUX KLAN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DONGSHOVER, and making fun of a FUCKHEAD horrible disorder is (not) SEMEN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your COON time.

Best ORGASM regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CHOAD KISSER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CENSORSHIP reply

As I LIKE BUSH Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BELGIUM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CENSORSHIP Westerners show is not an BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of UIGURS degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA IS CAPITALIST countries. When showing GOOGLE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust HUMAN RIGHTS in countries CENSORSHIP leadership, those problems does not CENSORSHIP occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TAIWAN byproduct of your TIBET capitalist society AMERICA'S GREAT!.

Li Chiang “POISON IN BABY FORMULA” Wen

P.S. WIGGER Regards to Andrew 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The TIT SPRINKLES bastard who wrote this article. You can YOU WANKER punch him if you MACACA want to.

As a SALISBURY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this LGBT RIGHTS article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this CECIL JOHN RHODES country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the JACK ABRAMOFF saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my BITCH intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine MOTHERFUCKER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SHITTY and PENISBIRD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with JIGGABOO music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCKWIT BAND WITH 4 ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CRAP ON A STICK HORSE! MOTHERFUCKER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO MOTHERFUCKER'S HOUSE

How WOMEN'S RIGHTS to SHITE cure PIG the RAT'S COCK Tourette's FUCKING JUMP! Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BUGFUCK for WOP Tourette's DIRTY SANCHEZ Syndrome ASSCRACK is FAGGOT following SHIT these CUNTBUCKET rules WALRUS SHIT in ASSWIPE order:

• 1: Avoid JOHN SMILEY FACE immature CHICKEN SHIT little SIGMUND FREUD kids,
• 2: Count to SPIC within PISS OFF MY ASS 10 ANUSCAKEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your MACACA HORSE SHIT BITCH nor BONER talk,
• 4: Tell FRENCH TICKLER yourself you SHITHEAD don't FOUR-EYES have TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK this COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JOHN ELWAY WITH NASTY SON OF A BITCH DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the MOTHERFUCKER last straw CROTCH!

I fucking put SHITFUCKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DOUCHING the TOP OF FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE THIS CHING CHONG CHINK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCKBAG offensive. FUCKSTAIN. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to JAP people who try NIPPLES to battle PISS ARTIST'suck my mothers that tight-ass GOD DAMN 17-year-BOOBIES—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CUNT it now, but someone said ASS' PORCH MONKEY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE'JENKEM on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASS is a laughing ASS matter. Plus there TOWELHEAD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITE Uncyclopedia, there are HAIL SATAN! articles RUSKIE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITFACE stuff. So DAMN IT that means SEX stop getting mad at the CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT first part too and CUNT talking about the FUCKWIT letter that it's QUEEF mocking (what BOOBS letter? I don't even know what CONDOMS the heck you're talking about). Adrian BEAVER hi self INBRED even made a really FELLATIO good point. "It's NIGNOG nothing more GANGBANG from a head nod to a BITCH knee tick". BLOWJOB. Which I'll add ORGASM onto BLUE PENIS! saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BONER suffer that CUNT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKSTAIN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHITBALLS be, because if I were a WOODPECKERSHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! hilarious. If you TITS & DICKS Want facts, go on TITS & DICKS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! be offended, don't read ASSBANDIT the freaking FELCHING article anyway.

WARNER MUSIC GROUP GIVING HEAD TURD RECTUM RAIDER BITCH FUCKING A MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY SHIT WIGGER

GO HOME AND DIE SON OF A BITCH D'OH FELCHMONKEY KNOBJOCKEY PISS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHIT JACKASS HOSER BUTT PIRATE VAGINA FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD REDNECK BITCH PISS HEAVEN QUEEF SHIT BUTTFUCKER JOY PECKERHEAD FUCK OFF DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITE FLYING RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER MASTURBATION VENEREAL DISEASE JACKASS SHIT ANUSCAKE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SPIC GARBAGE DAY! JACKASS JACKASS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD JOHNNY NEOPETS SHIT CUNTYMINTS LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT VAGINA FUCKWIT HELL CUNNILINGUS NECROPHILIA CLEVELAND STEAMER POLAK GINGERBREAD CARPET MUNCHER SMEG FUCKBAG POTTYMOUTH TITS & DICKS JAP NIGGER BALLS WALRUS SHIT ASSHOLE POMMIE PEARL NECKLACE VAGINA pen0r DAMN BULLSHIT BASTARD CC PLZ TITS & DICKS FRENCH TICKLER TOSSER ALEX TREBEK FUCK YOU SHITE SAGGY TITS PIG YOU WANKER DILDO CHAV ORGASM FUCKER CUNTING ASSCRACK NORTH KOREA DAMN SEMEN PUSSYLICKER DICKFACE FUCKFACE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT BOON DONALD RUMSFELD RUSTY TROMBONE HYPERINFLATION BULLCRAP DICK CLEMEN FELLATIO SHIT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCK URINE-GARGLING NIGGER NECROPHILIA EMO AMERICA ONLINE RAPE BITCH FROG'S FAT ASS O KURWA! SHITE ADMINS ARE GAY SEX DOG FUCKER CHOAD KISSER BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! GOOK NIPPLES PORCH MONKEY BUGGER FOUR-EYES ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS FUCKFACE SLOPE ASS HELLFUCKER GREASER DICK SHITTY SHITSLINGING FUCK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DOG SHIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST GOD DAMN FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKER PISS NIGGER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FELLATIO MASTURBATION DYKE BEAVER COON JACK OFF CRAPMUNCHER COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK SHITE FUCK SHITE PRICK PIECE OF SHIT SEX DIPSHIT SHITE DAMN COCKSHITTER SHITE ABO ASSHAT PRICK YID MACACA WANK FLAMING ASS BADGER All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy SEX DAMN DAMN WANK PISSHOLE FRED PHELPS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SMEG ASS YID JACKASS SHIT ASSFACE FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS AUTOFELLATIO FROG'S FAT ASS [Insert stupid word you just made up here] TURD NIPPLES DICK TITS FUCK OFF WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! POTTYMOUTH FUCKFACE QUEEF RAT'S COCK GOD DAMMIT JAP SNUFF PORN TITS DILDO GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS JESSE McCARTNEY ASSHOLE JACKASS FUCKWIT ASS GANGBANG SPIC FUCKWIT TWAT SHIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES JAP TURD WOODPECKERSHIT SHIT HONKY WALRUS SHIT ASSRAPING FUCK POLAK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BUTT PIRATE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CLUSTER FUCK FUCKHEAD SHITFACE SPIC ASS SHITE CHOAD WANK PENIS ON A BUN FROG YOU WANKER NAZI YOU SUCK BALLS PECKERHEAD TITS GIVING HEAD FAGGOT CUNTYMINTS BIRD SHIT TAMPONS FUCKHEAD DICK PISS OFF BASTARD JOHN SMILEY FACE DOUCHEBAG CUM PENISFUCK ASSHAT CLEMEN SMEG WANK SEX DICK FUCKER FUCKHEAD YOUR MOM FUCKER CHIGGER FUCK CHIGGER DIPSHIT PISSHOLE SHIT TOTAL BULLCRAP CUNTSWILLING QUEEF INBRED RAPE FUCKHEAD FUCKHEAD FUCKING CLEMEN ANAL YOU WANKER CLUSTER FUCK BEAVER CAMEL FUCKER SHITSLINGING PORCUPINE'S BALLS JOHNNY O CANADA DICKFACE LET'S SHIT RAT'S ASS BOYCOTT VIACOM! OSTRICH MY ASS DAGO WANK FASHION BUG HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BENSON SUCKS FUCK YOU FEWMETS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DAMMIT FUCKHEAD FUCK ASSFACE CHUFF GOD DAMMIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER TITWANK GOOK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TITS BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKER GRAPE PENIS PAGE BLANKING FAGGOT HADJI DOUCHING CLEMEN CLIT CHOAD WHORE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DOM DeLUISE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SHITFACE GOD DAMN GOD DAMN CUNT SOD PIGFUCKER FUCK FUCKER ASS FASCIST CROTCH MALARKY ASSHOLE WOODPECKERSHIT DUMBASS PIECE OF SHIT EPIDIDYMIS FUCK OFF ART METAL PRODUCTS TAMPONS NIGGER HELL FUCK A DUCK CHIGGER DUNE COON SHITCOCK CAMEL JOCKEY DAMN IT DALAI LAMA DOG FUCKER SUCK MY COCK WINDOWS VISTA PICKANINNY LOGJAMMER NIGGER DESU SHITSLINGING SCROTUM JACKASS SHIT TAFFY QUEEF JERK OFF DICKFACE WHORE BLOWJOB WANK ASSRAPING CUM I'LL RAPE YOU CRAP DONKEY DICK DUMBASS SHITHEAD SON OF A BITCH PANCHEN LAMA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GO HOME AND DIE ASSHAT PRICK RECTUM RAIDER MASTURBATION HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS ASS ASSCRACK CHINK BUTT PIRATE JAP EMO DAGO 4CHAN ASSCRACK ASS BALLS FUCK OFF SPIC WIENER O CANADA BOB SAGET JACKASS SAND NIGGER STRAWBERRY ASS COCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BOYCOTT VIACOM! CUNT PICKANINNY GOAT DICK HOMO BASTARD ANUSCAKE FLYING FUCK CHINK JACKASS TURD DAMN AUTOFELLATIO SCUMBAG IN SACREMENT DOUCHEBAG EUROIPODS BALLS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL I'LL RAPE YOU I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SON OF A BITCH BUGGER OFF TWAT YID NAZI HOMO BOON FUCKTARD SHIT GRAPE PENIS WANK SPUNK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DOUCHE NAZI MAMA MIA DAMN IT MONKEY'S UNCLE PUSSY IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! GOD DAMN RECTUM RAIDER BASTARD PORCH MONKEY WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CUNNILINGUS WETBACK TITTYWANK JACK OFF CROTCH SHIT ANAL INBRED JACKASS BULLSHIT NIGGER FIST FUCK POLAK SHITTY ARSE GENITALIA GANGBANG TESTICLE CHOKE DAMN TITS & DICKS SAMUEL L. JACKSON NAZI CONDOMS FLYING FUCK INJUN DUMBASS KAFFIR CANDY GENITALIA YUKKY DOODY CUM DOG FUCKER NI SAMUEL L. JACKSON EARS OF CHRIST CAMEL JOCKEY SOD FUCKING SHITHEAD DICK IN A BOX DUMBASS GIVING HEAD BAT FUCK INSANE FELLATIO CHICKEN SHIT PRICK ASSHOLE CUNT WANKSPLAT TAMPONS DICK FUCKFACE CHICKEN FRIES FELCHMONKEY PORCH MONKEY DICKHEAD FUCKSTAIN FAGGOT FUCK YOU YOU WANKER SHITPISSER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BUGGER OFF CROTCH FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHIT DYKE DICKFACE YOU WANKER COMMUNIST DILDO DOG FUCKER CHRISTHUMPER COON ASS WIENER CRAPMUNCHER CLEMEN SHITHEAD MOTHERFUCKER TITTIES DICKFACE FELLATIO FLYING RAT'S ASS [EXPLETIVE] BAD MOTHERFUCKER BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS CHICKEN SHIT SHITHEAD BITCH NIPPLES GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY JERRY CUNNILINGUS FUCK OFF TURD SAND NIGGER WIKIPEDIA BIRD SHIT CHUFF SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM GOD DAMMIT YOU WANKER COCKSUCKER NORTH KOREA FEMADOM INCEST BITCH DOUCHE EPIDIDYMIS DUMBASS SHITE JIZZ PRICK MONKEY SHIT DICKWAD WHORE FUCK YOU FUCKSTAIN HAIL SATAN! CLEMEN PUSSY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GRINGO PUSSY KRAUT INJUN BOOBIES PECKERHEAD FUCK YOU WANKER TENTACLE RAPE ASSCRACK FUCKER ASSFACE BUTTFUCKER CHOAD LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT PISS KAFFIR POOPOO SON OF A BITCH ASS TAFFY FENCE JUMPER SUGARTITS DUMBASS DAMN BITCH YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK OFF FLAMING ASS BADGER MASTURBATION DICKFACE HOMO CANNED QUOTE DAMNATION NIGGER TITS OSTRICH MY ASS CUNT CHAV FUCK YOU INBRED PECKERHEAD FUCKHEAD FAGGOT FUCKWIT CUNTRAG FELLATIO CLEMEN FUCK A DUCK PISS BALL SACK GOBSHITE SUGARTITS FALSE BENSON MOTHERFUCKER INBRED FUCKER PENIS FUCK YOU DUMBASS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! WOMEN'S RIGHTS STEVE BALLMER [EXPLETIVE] FUCKER SHITPISSER LAKE TITICACA SHUT UP, MEG! HONKY SHITE ASS FU SPANG RAT'S ASS SAND NIGGER PENISBIRD BULLSHIT SHAKOPEE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING GIVING HEAD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHITHEAD SON OF A BITCH VENEREAL DISEASE INBRED TURD BASTARD ARSE ASSCRACK CROTCH ASSHOLE INBRED JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! FUCKWIT BENCH PRESS DICKLICK YOU WANKER JACKASS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DOUCHE SHIT FUCK YOU DAMMIT FUCK JIZZ DOUCHETITS COCKSUCKER GOD DAMN DYKE CUNTBUCKET CUNT DAMMIT CUNT DUMBASS CUNTRAG DAMN DAMN IT BOOBIES FOUR-EYES GOD DAMMIT ABO ASSCRACK HADJI PISS ARTIST TITS RIVER CRABS SUCK CUNT SHITFACE FEWMETS SHIT FUCKER HOLY DUMB FUCK DOUCHING SHIT SCUMBAG SHITSLINGING BULLSHIT KIKE TACO SCROTUM CLEMEN SHUT UP, MEG! NAZI WIENER SPIC HELL CUNT ASS FROG BULLSHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BUGFUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BAT FUCK INSANE POTTYMOUTH BUTT-HOLE FROG'S FAT ASS PENIS GRINGO REDNECK SCUMBAG TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE TOWELHEAD DONKEY PUNCHER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI EMO SCUMBUCKET NIGNOG SHITFUCKER TWAT PUNANI CUNTBUCKET SHITSKIN CAMEL JOCKEY TOWELHEAD PIECE OF SHIT FUCKHEAD WOODPECKERSHIT HADJI ASSHAT BITCH VAGINA CHIGGER GANGBANG CONAN O'BRIAN DONKEY PUNCHER NIGGER TONY LA RUSSA CUNNILINGUS CUNT DIRTY SANCHEZ NIPPLES GOD DAMN COCKSUCKER BULLSHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX CAMEL FUCKER CUM BUKKAKE PENIS ON A BUN TITS MARY WHITEHOUSE GOD DAMN SCUMBAG REDSKIN HELL IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BULLSHIT DAMN FELLATIO DOUCHE MOTHERFUCKER CRAP ON A STICK FUCKING BLUMPKIN FLYING FUCK DAMN PISS OFF MY ASS PISS OFF CUNTSWILLING CLUSTER FUCK SHITFACE DICKFACE BALLS CHAV TAMPONS FUCKING DOUCHEBAG TITMOUSE CUNT SPUNK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCKER CUNNILINGUS FAG JIGGABOO BUGFUCK FUCK YOU DICKFACE CLEVELAND STEAMER PISS GOD DAMMIT DIRTY SANCHEZ PEARL NECKLACE SHITFUCKER EPIDIDYMIS DICKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT SHITCOCK BITCH YOU DICKLICK CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM DICKFACE PUSSY NIGGER TITS & DICKS SUGARTITS CLIT BUGGER FAG DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKFACE BUGGER OFF JAP ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FLYING FUCK PEDOPHILIA POOPY FUCK OFF GOBSHITE FUCK NUGGET SPANK THE MONKEY NECROPHILIA PENIS FUCKER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHITE YID KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 FLYING RAT'S ASS FELCHING RAT'S ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS ORGASM FIST FUCK FUCKWIT SEMEN FUCKFUCKFUCK GIVING HEAD GOD DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER HELLFUCKER POLAK LET'S SHIT REDNECK PISS HELL JAP SOD PISSHOLE FUCKSTAIN SHITHEAD WOODPECKERSHIT MONKEY SHIT CUNT LAPPER MONKEY BALLS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WIENER ASSHAT DOM DeLUISE ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ORGASM SEMEN NORTH KOREA RAT'S COCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DAMMIT ARSEBADGERS SEMPRINI PISSHOLE GO HOME AND DIE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITFUCKER CUNT CONDOMS GOD DAMMIT GOBSHITE BOOBIES MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DOG SHIT POOPOO CRAPMUNCHER FUCKING JUMP! FUCKWIT TENTACLE RAPE MOLDY TITS QUEEF JUSTIN BIEBER HADJI DOUCHING PISSHOLE WANK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DAGO BASTARD CAPTAIN CRUNCH ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER LAKE TITICACA BALLS BUGGER OFF RAT'S COCK TITTYWANK CRAPPY YOGHURT CANNON DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKSTAIN BOLLOCKS DICK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GIVING HEAD COCKSUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY BOOBS CLIT DIRTY SANCHEZ TWISTY VAGINA ASS BULLSHIT LET'S SHIT NEGRO BALLS NAZI PIGS MIGHT FLY RAT'S ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! COCKSUCKER CLEMEN LIMEY CUM FUCKFACE MASTURBATION MOTHERFUCKER BUGGER MOTHERFUCKER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCK YOU DICK CHICKEN FLAMING ASS BADGER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCK NIGGER FUCKHEAD DAMN SLOPE SHIT SHITE PIECE OF SHIT SIGMUND FREUD LIMEY DOT HEAD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BOB SAGET PENISBIRD SHITSLINGING TWISTY VAGINA NAZI YOU WANKER POLACK CHIGGER TAMPONS SHITHEAD SCUMBAG I DON'T HAVE AIDS FUCK YOU FEMADOM FLAMING ASS BADGER CUNT PIG GREASER MILF CAPTAIN CRUNCH SEX PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM HAIL SATAN! FUCKFACE TWAT CLUSTER FUCK SHITTY AUTOFELLATIO ASSHOLE HELL AY-AY-AY POLACK COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK GENITALIA HORSE SHIT ARSE CHOAD BELGIUM I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITFUCKER DAMN MOZILLA FIREFOX MONASTERIES CHINK SHAKOPEE HELL SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TRANNY CUNTBUCKET SHITTY PISS FUCKBAG CLIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHITTY HITLER ASSRAPING BALL SACK SON OF A BITCH HADJI SUCK MY DICK CLEMEN BUTT PIRATE WANK TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITFUCKER TACO ASSHAT FELLATIO DAMN GOD DAMN NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FASHION BUG BOOBS EPIDIDYMIS PUSSY DOM DeLUISE KAFFIR CLUSTER FUCK SPANK THE MONKEY POLAK SHIT SEMEN NIGNOG KAFFIR BUTTFUCKER SPICY CUNT FUCK BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink NIGGER JIGGABOO ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CUNNILINGUS CHOAD KISSER TOTAL ASSFACE NICARAGUA FUCKFACE DOUCHE REDNECK SEMEN DONKEY PUNCHER HOMO BALLS GRINGO SACRAMENTO ARSE NIPPLES SCUMBAG DAMN IT SOD OFF [expletive deleted] GOD DAMMIT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS VAGINA PISS DAMN WIKIPEDIA [expletive deleted] SOD LET'S SHIT JESSE McCARTNEY TOSSER JESSE McCARTNEY BUGGER SPANK THE MONKEY PRICK MARGARET THATCHER NEOPETS FUCKTARD SHITE FUCK YOU FUCKING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SPIC WANKSPLAT AUTOFELLATIO FUCKWIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JAP BONER I'LL RAPE YOU DOUCHEBAG CRAP ON A STICK BLUMPKIN SHIT SPIC FIST FUCK HORSE SHIT DONKEY DICK BORDER HOPPER WHORE FRAK FUCKING A FUCKFUCKFUCK BITCH GOD BLESS AMERICA SUGAR MOTHERFUCKER CHRISTHUMPER PUSSY ASSHOLE SMEG FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK RAT'S COCK BALLS I'LL RAPE YOU BENSON SUCKS SHITFUCKER GOAT DICK DOUCHE NIPPLES Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PISS OFF MY ASS and with the GREASER and his CUM of girraffes in which TITS & DICKS while reading about LOGJAMMER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CUNTYMINTS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• ARSE

Article written in the style of its subject This article is CUNTING ASSCRACK funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its DICKFACE subject. If you do not find it funny SHITSLINGING, it is probably because you are an INBRED SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. DILDO If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a KAFFIR joke loses its humour NAZI when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so LIMEY ignorant, then you wouldn't have BALLS needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! MOLDY TITS THONG TASTER DICKHEAD ASS BULLSHIT!!!!!I <3 COCK

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