Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's LOLCAT'JESSE McCARTNEY'FUCKSTAIN'TITS & DICKS'YOGHURT CANNON'PORCH MONKEY'SHITSKIN Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BITCH neurochemical FUCK disorder JIZZ characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASSHOLE, sudden FUCK YOU m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SMEG or TWISTY VAGINA vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CAPTAIN CRUNCH in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASSHAT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BOLLOCKS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BOOBS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WANK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PISS OFF MY ASS ASSRAMMER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DICKHEAD utterFUCKance of socially SHITSLINGING objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHIT television programs to address JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST Tourette's syndrome.

ASSHOLE Tourette's is GIVING HEAD not to be ASSCRACK confused with FENCE JUMPER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ASSRAPING chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASS random LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! disorientation, culturally-CRAP-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth QUEEF outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local GOBSHITE language, FUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places JENKEM FUCKSTAIN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JERRY souvenir shoppes and massive FRED PHELPS quantities GOD DAMN of ANAL DIABETES ASSHAT garbage.

Darnit.

A DUMBASS Polite Note to the PISS OFF MY ASS Author:

The GOD DAMMIT Tourette's SPUNK Research Institute was TIMBER NIGGER founded to JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GENITALIA Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HONKY article FELLATIO funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BATHING SUIT AREA I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or JACKASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FEATURED.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about GOBSHITE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FROG'S FAT ASS Tourrette's sufferers BUTTFUCKER swear. You can DYKE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PAKI TV, for always focusing on the ASSHAT bad side of a terrible SHITSLINGING thing.
• The main I'LL RAPE YOU symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCK YOU involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'RAT'S COCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DICKHEAD knee FUCKFACE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DICKLICK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FLYING RAT'S ASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CHICKEN SHIT school for I'LL RAPE YOU something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASSFACE sufferers to become MINORITIES manically depressed and BASTARD commit SCROTUM suicide.
• There is no TIT SPRINKLES cure, and the REBECCA BLACK drugs that are available to, "calm" the HELLFIRE tics often have adverse POO POO BLOWJOB side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DOUCHE perodol" which caused my entire SPANK THE MONKEY body to go FUCKER numb and MONKEY BALLS basically made it NIGGA! worse than FROG'S FAT ASS it is without the TITMOUSE drug.

I am an active member of a VANDALISM IS COOL tourette syndrome GOD DAMN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TOSSER the MILF public view of Tourettes as a "FUCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CUM much much (hand spasms) more...

I am LIKE FATHER LIKE SON sorry for DICKFACE "hi-jacking" your CLEVELAND STEAMER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHITTY this that really MACACA annoys me. I am working towards a ASSFACE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this YOU WANKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCK, and making fun of a I WILL END YOU! horrible disorder is (not) BIRD SHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your RUSKIE time.

Best FUCKTARD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKTARD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese AMERICA'S GREAT! reply

As CHINA SUCKS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are OPINION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PRINCE PHILIP Westerners show is not an OPINION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CULT OF THE DEAD COW degenerate capitalist culture in those HUMAN RIGHTS countries. When showing CHRISTIANITY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIANENMEN SQUARE in countries PROXY SITES leadership, those problems does not DEMOCRACY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONASTERIES byproduct of your TIBETAN BUDDHISM capitalist society CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST.

Li Chiang “1984” Wen

P.S. COCKGOBLIN Regards to Andrew SCUMBAG Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

The FELLATIO bastard who wrote this article. You can VENEREAL DISEASE punch him if you BONER want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you RHODESIA remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIV NEGATIVE white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKWIT saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my YOU WANKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ASSHOLE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PISS OFF and COCKSMOKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BORDER HOPPER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HELLFIRE BAND WITH 4 ART METAL PRODUCTS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A POLACK HORSE! ASSHOLE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ASSHOLE'S HOUSE

How HI, BILLY MAYS HERE to ASS cure NEGRO the FLAMING ASS BADGER Tourette's RUSTY TROMBONE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment COON for TRANNY Tourette's BOOBS Syndrome SHITHEAD is VAGINA following WIENER these HELL rules MILF in ASSFACE order:

• 1: Avoid BELGIUM immature CROTCH little FUCK kids,
• 2: Count to NEGRO within DOUCHEBAG 10 BUTT-HOLEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your VAGINA MICK ASSRAPING nor SCROTUM talk,
• 4: Tell HELL yourself you HELLFIRE don't BUGGER OFF have DAMN IT this PISS OFF MY ASS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS WITH NASTY GREASER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S P'KANG FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ASSHOLE last straw MELAMINE!

I fucking put JENKEM' my comment at the TOP OF THE CUNNILINGUS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SIGMUND FREUD the TOP OF CHUFF THIS NIPPLES ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be I'LL RAPE YOU offensive. SHITE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DICK people who try DICK to battle CRAPPY'GYPSY that tight-ass SHITTY 17-year-CUNT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find WANK it now, but someone said COCKSMOKER' PUSSY FUCKWIT'FUDGEPACKER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING JENKEM is a laughing GREASER matter. Plus there CLUSTER FUCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on WIKIPEDIA Uncyclopedia, there are SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY articles DICKFACE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DAMN IT stuff. So SAGGY TITS that means DUMBASS stop getting mad at the KNOBJOCKEY first part too and CONAN O'BRIAN talking about the CLEVELAND STEAMER letter that it's YUKKY DOODY mocking (what PISS letter? I don't even know what PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM the heck you're talking about). Adrian POOPY hi self HOT GRITS even made a really SHITFUCKER good point. "It's HELL nothing more ASS from a head nod to a CARPET MUNCHER knee tick". FU SPANG. Which I'll add SCROTUM onto POMMIE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! suffer that SEX much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes WOMEN'S RIGHTS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to WANK be, because if I were a KIDDY FIDDLER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CAMEL JOCKEY hilarious. If you [Insert yet another person's name here] Want facts, go on JOHN SMILEY FACE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PISS be offended, don't read DOUGHNUT PUNCHER the freaking POWERSHIT article anyway.

GENITALIA POOPY CUNNILINGUS MAMA MIA DICKHEAD GOATSE PICKANINNY FLYING FUCK WETBACK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE

BITCH SLOPE BLOWJOB PUSSY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MILF JERK OFF DOUCHEBAG HORSE SHIT SHITFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY DAMN IT SHITPISSER BUGGER OFF AUTOFELLATIO BITCH DONKEY PUNCHER PEARL NECKLACE SHITFUCKER YOUR MOM WIENER ANAL DIABETES BITCH YOU WANKER NIGGER YID CRACKER JIZZ TENTACLE RAPE CUNT DAMN IT SPANK THE MONKEY MOTHERFUCKER NIGNOG FUCKING DAMN IT RAPE BUTTFUCKER FUCKHEAD ASS CLUSTER FUCK SCUMBAG SPANK THE MONKEY FEATURED JUSTIN BIEBER BLOWJOB EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DIRTY SANCHEZ DICKHEAD SHIT ANUSCAKE FELCHING SCROTUM ASSFACE PENISFUCK DEMOCRACY DICKFACE FEWMETS CUNT WANK TAMPONS AUTOFELLATIO FROG RAPE SIGMUND FREUD POLAK CHOAD KISSER CUNT BOB SAGET SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE COON CRAPPY DAGO JACK OFF CROTCH JAP TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! POWERSHIT FUCK OFF HOMO FUCK OFF FUCKING A FUCK REDEEMING VALUE ANAL COCKSHITTER DOG SHIT SHITHEAD BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA PORCH MONKEY TRANNY ASS REBECCA BLACK FUCKSTAIN WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? I'LL RAPE YOU TUBA MARY WHITEHOUSE PIGFUCKER DOUCHING DAMN MORGAN TSVANGIRAI SUCK A BIG DICK BOYCOTT VIACOM! I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCKBAG WIGGER SCROTUM BASTARD HELL CUNT WANK DONGSHOVER CHOAD DICKFACE FUCK FUCKHEAD WANK DILDO FROG O CANADA GANGBANG CRACKER CUM FUCK DOUCHEBAG I'LL RAPE YOU SOD OFF POLACK PEARL NECKLACE DAMN BUGGER OFF FUCKWIT CLUSTER FUCK BULLSHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK BUNG-HOLE SHITPISSER CANNED QUOTE HORSE PENIS JUSTIN BIEBER THIS IS SPARTA! SCUMBUCKET SAGGY TITS SHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS SAND NIGGER ANAL DICK TITS CAUCASIANS FUCKFACE DUMBASS JACKASS ASSWIPE MOZILLA FIREFOX VENEREAL DISEASE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy DOG FUCKER LET'S SHIT ASSRAPING TITS FUCK BUGGER OFF PISS ARTIST MOTHERFUCKER CLUSTER FUCK SHITPISSER PISS WHORE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! YID BASTARD KRAUT ALEX TREBEK NICARAGUA BITCH FUCK VANITY PAGES ROCK ASS TIT SPRINKLES IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! TENTACLE RAPE ARSE LOLCAT ASS DONKEY PUNCHER SEMEN FROG'S FAT ASS PIGFUCKER COCKSHITTER BALLS ARSE HELL DAMN IT NAZI RAT'S COCK SHITE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ASSBANDIT HYPERINFLATION DAMN DICKHEAD BEAVER PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! SCUMBAG TENTACLE RAPE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT PENIS ON A STICK FUCK BLOWJOB SHIT SUGARTITS PISS ARTIST FUCKHEAD HELL VAGINA DAMN JACKASS RAGHEAD BANGKOK BASTARD SHITCOCK DICKFACE HELL FUCK BIRD SHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKING SHITFACE ANUSCAKE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CHING CHONG CHINK DAMN VAGINA CUNT FAGGOT GOBSHITE FUDGEPACKER WOP JIZZ INBRED FUCK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCK YOU JIGGABOO FUDGEPACKER CHRISTHUMPER TWO-INCH PENIS FUCK BASTARD AY-AY-AY BLISTERING BARNACLES BELLEND SHIT BLUMPKIN VAGINA ORGASM PUSSY NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DOG SHIT FUCKING SHIT MORGAN TSVANGIRAI POOPOO RUSKIE PEDOPHILIA SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD CAMEL JOCKEY DOG SHIT BUTT PIRATE FUCK DOUCHEBAG O CANADA RAPE SON OF A BITCH EPIDIDYMIS BOOBS FUCK OFF NAZI ASSRAPING FUCK PISS UP MY ARSE FLAMING ASS BADGER SHITHEAD SHITFUCKER FIST FUCK HELL MASTURBATION JAP DAMN CUNT [expletive deleted] CUNTBUCKET GOATSE ORGASM QUEEF FIST FUCK TURD TITS FUCK BUTT-HOLE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BITCH SACRAMENTO TITS FUDGEPACKER JACKASS SHIT HELL ASS FUCKBAG ASS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! WANK BALLS ARSE YOU WANKER BUTTFUCKER CUNT CRAPPER CHENEY RAPE PIGFUCKER SHITSLINGING FASHION BUG INBRED TITTIES BUNG-HOLE BOON KAFFIR suck my mothers DIRTY SANCHEZ LICK PUSSY SUCK MY DICK BONER HEIL HITLER! FRITZ SHIT BUGFUCK MOTHERFUCKER REDNECK MONKEY BALLS WANK BOON TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BUTTFUCKER FUCKSTAIN TIMBER NIGGER BULLCRAP CAMEL JOCKEY SPIC DUMBASS CAPTAIN CRUNCH BEAVER FELLATIO I'LL RAPE YOU BULLSHIT I'LL RAPE YOU FELLATIO SOD PISS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DRAMA ARSE DAGO SPIC DAMMIT ASSFACE ARSE BENCH PRESS NECROPHILIA DONKEY DICK WOODPECKERSHIT FLYING FUCK SHITFUCKER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK PISS ARTIST MOTHERFUCKER CRACKER GOOGLE YID COCK FUCKHEAD NECROPHILIA NAZI SEX DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PEDOPHILIA SHITE FUCKHEAD SEX MOCKIE AAAAAAAAA! SHITE FUCKTARD YID BITCH WANKSPLAT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA GO HOME AND DIE ARSEBADGERS BOOBIES SHITCOCK DONKEY DICK CUNT CRAPPER FUCKSTAIN TACO SCROTUM BOOBIES NIGNOG TITS & DICKS FENCE JUMPER BUTTFUCKER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! [Insert stupid word you just made up here] DUMBASS SHITFUCKER I WILL END YOU! DAMN MOTHERFUCKER DICK CHICKEN CUNTRAG POMMIE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKING DONKEY PUNCHER BUGGER OFF FUCK OFF I WILL END YOU! MOSES SHITTING DICK NIPPLES NIPPLES D'OH JACKASS SHIT ASSFACE ASSFACE FIST FUCK JUNGLE BUNNY CRACKER FUCKSTAIN SOD OFF NIHILISM ARSE LET'S SHIT HENTAI I WILL KILL YOU! BUTTFUCKER ASSHAT JAP ASS DIPSHIT AY-AY-AY YOU SUCK BALLS SHIT THIS IS SPARTA! COMMUNIST DILDO WALRUS SHIT CRAPFUCKER O KURWA! PISS BITCH JIGGABOO INBRED FUCK OFF TONY LA RUSSA VAGINA DICKFACE BALL SACK POLESMOKER DUMBASS ALF LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DAMN IT CONDOMS lowercase HENTAI BEANER FELLATIO ASSFACE FUCKER SHITE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GOAT DICK HELL SHITCOCK CHICKEN SHIT SHITHEAD JIGGABOO CUNT FUCK TWAT DOUCHE FUCKFACE GANGBANG DIPSHIT SHITSLINGING MOSES NIGNOG DICK BORDER HOPPER I'LL RAPE YOU BULLSHIT BOYCOTT VIACOM! LONGCAT IS LONG COCKSMOKER SOD OFF FUCK PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! BAD MOTHERFUCKER BOYCOTT VIACOM! COCKGOBLIN HELL TITS DUMBASS HELL SHITFUCKER JERRY FUCK TITS & DICKS ASS BONER ABO RAT'S ASS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT HELL FIST FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MASTURBATION BASTARD GENITALIA GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCKTARD SHITHEAD GOAT DICK DAMN KAFFIR DONKEY DICK ASSCRACK SHIT DIPSHIT INJUN PISS ARTIST FUCK YOU REDNECK BALLS NAZI BULLSHIT BASTARD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! STRAWBERRY ASS CRACKER SHAKOPEE CRACKER SHITHEAD ASS GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK GRINGO JIGGABOO BULLCRAP ORGASM TITTIES EAT MY SHIT! AUTOFELLATIO CHINK MACACA SCROTUM GOD DAMMIT SHITHEAD DOG FUCKER PISSHOLE PISS OFF FUCKING EAT MY SHIT! DICK IN A BOX TOSSER SHITSKIN RUSTY TROMBONE POLACK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ASS WIGGER CUNTSWILLING I WILL KILL YOU! SCUMBUCKET MASTURBATION DILDO NIGNOG GANGBANG ASSHAT FUCKING FUCKSTAIN DAMN ASS LICKER TUBA JACK OFF FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FRED PHELPS GOD DAMN DONKEY DICK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CUNT SCROTUM ORGASM MALL SANTA TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCKSTAIN BAD MOTHERFUCKER VAGINA NEOPETS HITLER BIRD SHIT NIGGER DAMMIT JACKASS DICKHEAD PENIS WOODPECKERSHIT TACO MOCKIE DAMN IT DESU SMEG CHOAD KISSER I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DIPSHIT DAGO VENEREAL DISEASE PISS ARTIST BIGNOSE BUTT-HEAD WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BUTT-HOLE I'LL RAPE YOU CHOAD KISSER TUBA CRAPFUCKER REDSKIN DICKWAD BITCH FUCKTARD GREASER MASTURBATION RAPE NEGRO GENITALIA FUCK TITS & DICKS BEAVER DOT HEAD POLAK BASTARD SACRAMENTO COMMUNIST DILDO TWO-INCH PENIS BUTTFUCKER SHIT GOD DAMN WALRUS SHIT CUNT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BUTTFUCKER SHITFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WANK SIGMUND FREUD CUNT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DAMNATION POMMIE RAT'S ASS FUCKER CLIT ASSWIPE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! HELL MALL SANTA SHITHEAD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU BITCH PENISBIRD TURD JERRY CAMEL JOCKEY SHITPISSER CUNNILINGUS HELL FELCHING GO COUNT YOUR DICK HELL SLOPE PIECE OF SHIT DOUCHE BOB SAGET HEIL HITLER! FIST FUCK FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS KRAUT BITCH MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BUTT-HOLE BUGGER DAMN IT FUCKTARD JAP FUCKING JUMP! SOD OFF GOOK COON MARGARET THATCHER BITCH RAT'S COCK BALLS CUNTING ASSCRACK SLOPE WIENER TOWELHEAD HELLFUCKER TITS GRINGO SUCK A BIG DICK FRITZ ORGASM SUCK MY DICK DAMN TWAT SHITSLINGING COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS WEHATEMARIO BITCH IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK I RAPE WALRUSES! TAFFY SUITCASE PENIS JOHN SMILEY FACE VENEREAL DISEASE CUNT UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY SHITE PRICK ORGASM BITCH CLEMEN LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHITHEAD IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ASSWIPE MARGARET THATCHER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TRANNY FUCKSTAIN CUNNILINGUS TRANNY WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? POWERSHIT DICKHEAD COCKSTUFFER COCK CRAP CUNT BITCH JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CAMEL JOCKEY SHIT JACKASS SHIT BOOBIES BASTARD HELL TACO DICKLICK JIGGABOO I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! PUSSY VENEREAL DISEASE CUNT LAPPER RAT'S ASS LET'S SHIT PRICK CONAN O'BRIAN MAMA MIA DAMN BLOWJOB MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE MICK INCEST DAMN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUDGEPACKER PISS ARTIST JACKASS SHIT FUCKER DOUCHE HELL TIBETAN BUDDHISM ASS COMMUNIST DILDO D'OH CUNT SEMEN CHOAD RAT'S ASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE TAMPON IN MY ASS FASHION BUG AUTOFELLATIO MASTURBATION IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSHAT CUNTRAG ASS BATHING SUIT AREA INBRED HELL FELCHMONKEY SOD SHAKOPEE WANK DOG FUCKER JUSTIN BIEBER SHIT HOT GRITS BASTARD FUCKING SAGGY TITS NEGRO BITCH FUCKWIT PORCH MONKEY FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCKER NECROPHILIA COCKSUCKER BUGGER CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKING A ASSHOLE BITCH SOD BANGKOK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! MOSES LAKE TITICACA COON SHIT HONKY FELLATIO SHITCUNTING MORGAN TSVANGIRAI INCEST SHITTING DICK NIPPLES LIMEY GOD DAMN [expletive deleted] SHITFUCKER FUCK OFF JAP SEMPRINI HEAVEN COCK CRACKER PISS ARTIST FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DEVELOPERS! LICK PUSSY KAFFIR FENCE JUMPER FELCHMONKEY PORCH MONKEY BONER PISS OFF TOSSER CUNNILINGUS JAP MALARKY NIGGER TITS FUCKTARD FRITZ FUCKWIT TWAT PISS GANGBANG BENCH PRESS TAMPON IN MY ASS PEDOPHILIA LIKE FATHER LIKE SON WIENER BULLSHIT SHITFUCKER WIENER WALRUS SHIT DUMBASS BASTARD BITCH KIKE FUCKSTAIN CHIGGER ORGASM COCKSUCKER CAPTAIN CRUNCH ASSHOLE DUMBASS ASSWIPE GRAPE PENIS FUCKER JAP HELL 666 DAMN IT POMMIE RUSTY TROMBONE FUCK YOU FUCKSTAIN YOU WANKER ARSE DAMN BONER WANK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCKBAG INJUN FUCKER TWAT FUCK NUGGET BOOBIES CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR HOSER LIMEY BORDER HOPPER SUCK A BIG DICK JACKASS GRIS ASS FASCIST RAPE FUCK SCROTUM SOD OFF JOHN SMILEY FACE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS HOMO DICKHEAD BULLSHIT GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK BIRD SHIT RAT'S COCK TITS BUGGER OFF SAMUEL L. JACKSON YID GARBAGE DAY! FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKER FUCKING A COCK NAZI LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! GOATSE BOOBIES BITCH NIPPLES TOTAL WALRUS SHIT CHOAD FUCK NUGGET ASS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE YOU WANKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS JAP SHITHEAD CLIT SCROTUM DONKEY PUNCHER CUNTRAG JUSTIN BIEBER HONKY DOUCHE DICKHEAD SCUMBUCKET BOB SAGET CRAPPY PENISBIRD RAT'S ASS FIST FUCK GENITALIA SPUNK FUCK OFF SPIC HADJI BONG FUCK OFF NEGRO JESSE McCARTNEY FUCK NUGGET DILDO DOUCHEBAG DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCK NIGGER RUSKIE DOUCHE DIPSHIT DOUCHETITS JUNGLE BUNNY CUNT WANK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DUMBASS DAMN PRICK ASS FASCIST TOSSER ASSHAT DEVELOPERS! ORGASM PISS ARTIST SHUT UP, MEG! COCKSTUFFER BANGKOK WANKSPLAT GREASER SHITFACE CUM NIGGER NIGNOG ASSHAT SHITPISSER ASS CRAPFUCKER RUSKIE EPIDIDYMIS TWO-INCH PENIS JOHNNY BEAVER REDNECK DICKFACE POO POO BLOWJOB SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD EXTRA LONG PENIS LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FASHION BUG HELL NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ORANGE TURTLE FUCKSTAIN POMMIE GREASER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCK OFF SHITTY LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FROG SHITSKIN FELLATIO PENISBIRD SPUNK FUCKBAG CARPET MUNCHER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DILDO ABO MONKEY BALLS NIGGER TITS WILLY WONKA MICK MARCH OF FLAMES PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITHEAD BEAVER FUCK NUGGET FELLATIO NEOPETS BOLLOCKS ARSEBADGERS JERK OFF GOD DAMN FUCK A DUCK GOBSHITE JERK OFF COCK SHITHEAD DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ASSCRACK AUTOFELLATIO SHITTY FELLATIO CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHITE JACKASS CECIL JOHN RHODES BASTARD RECTUM RAIDER TOTAL SHITBALLS CHIGGER SOD DICKHEAD PISS OFF TWAT SHITFACE FUCKER PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! JACKASS POLACK DAMN ASSRAPING HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CRAPFUCKER HORSE PENIS D'OH COCKSMOKER DAMN BOOBIES HAIL SATAN! BOOBS FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSWIPE RAT'S ASS CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK GO COUNT YOUR DICK JAP DONGSHOVER RAGHEAD NIGNOG WALRUS SHIT FAG AY-AY-AY ASSWIPE THONG TASTER SEX CUNTRAG FUCK A DUCK CLUSTER FUCK BOLLOCKS MONKEY BALLS FUCK OFF WANKER All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ORGASM SHIT POMMIE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SCROTUM and with the WIENER and his RAT'S COCK of girraffes in which CUNT CRAPPER while reading about ASSCRACK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DICK IN A BOX also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCKHEAD

Article written in the style of its subject This article is DAMN funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its TWISTY VAGINA subject. If you do not find it funny SUCK MY COCK, it is probably because you are an INBRED FRENCH TICKLER ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. FUCKSTAIN If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a GIVING HEAD joke loses its humour PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so SHIT ignorant, then you wouldn't have CLEMEN needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! RAT'S ASS DALAI LAMA COCKGOBLIN MOTHERFUCKER CUNT!!!!!I <3 COCK

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