Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's HELL'BITCH'NAZI'SHITE'COMMUNIST DILDO'GOD DAMN'LET'S SHIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PISS neurochemical FUCK disorder BOB SAGET characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid COCKSUCKER, sudden LIMEY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CHING CHONG CHINK or CUNT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly RAPE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PAKI way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASSWIPE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken WETBACK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA POMMIE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat POLACK PISS UP MY ARSE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous RANDY TRAVIS utterFUCKance of socially EXTRA LONG PENIS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CUNTBUCKET television programs to address EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA Tourette's syndrome.

DOUCHE NAZI Tourette's is FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD not to be FUCK OFF confused with CONAN O'BRIAN Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CHAV chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves MOTHERFUCKER random DOT HEAD disorientation, culturally-FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth RAPE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ARSE language, POLACK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DAMN IT FAG of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASS souvenir shoppes and massive PISS quantities PICKANINNY of ANAL DIABETES EXTRA LONG PENIS garbage.

Darnit.

A YOGHURT CANNON Polite Note to the CUNT Author:

The GO HOME AND DIE Tourette's GREASER Research Institute was KIKE founded to GOATSE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TWAT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASSRAMMER article FUCK A DUCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITFUCKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TITMOUSE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CARPET MUNCHER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CONAN O'BRIAN Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DICK Tourrette's sufferers BULLSHIT swear. You can DUNE COON blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKING TV, for always focusing on the GOATSE bad side of a terrible FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA thing.
• The main SHITHEAD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are JAP involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'VENEREAL DISEASE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small JACKASS knee JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHITPISSER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITTING DICK NIPPLES cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKFACE school for SOD OFF something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT sufferers to become SUCK A BIG DICK manically depressed and NIPPLES commit PEDOPHILIA suicide.
• There is no DICKFACE cure, and the JIGGABOO drugs that are available to, "calm" the RAPE tics often have adverse FUCK YOU side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ALF perodol" which caused my entire CUNT body to go DAMN IT numb and DILDO basically made it NIGGA! worse than WOP it is without the COLGATE drug.

I am an active member of a ASS tourette syndrome MONKEY BALLS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITHEAD the AY-AY-AY public view of Tourettes as a "SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT sorry for REBECCA BLACK "hi-jacking" your TOWELHEAD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like HELLFIRE this that really RAT'S ASS annoys me. I am working towards a SIGMUND FREUD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CHIGGER, and making fun of a SHITHEAD horrible disorder is (not) ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WANK time.

Best BRUSH MA TEETH regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SPUNK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN TOOTHPASTE reply

As AMERICA'S GREAT! Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are OPINION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! Westerners show is not an BUDDHIST MONK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIVER CRABS SUCK degenerate capitalist culture in those DALAI LAMA countries. When showing STUDENT RIOTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIVER CRABS SUCK in countries TIBET leadership, those problems does not GRASS MUD HORSE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GOOGLE byproduct of your BUDDHISM capitalist society BUDDHISM.

Li Chiang “RIGHT WING” Wen

P.S. COCK Regards to Andrew ON CRACK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

The ASSHOLE bastard who wrote this article. You can SHIT punch him if you MARGARET THATCHER want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the JUSTIN BIEBER saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my DAMN intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine COCKSUCKER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are WIGGER and MOLDY TITS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ARSE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BULLSHIT BAND WITH 4 WANKSPLAT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CLIT HORSE! COCKSUCKER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO COCKSUCKER'S HOUSE

How ART METAL PRODUCTS to FLYING FUCK cure NIGGER the PENIS Tourette's BELLEND Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] for TWO-INCH PENIS Tourette's MALARKY Syndrome FUCKING is SHIT following ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT these MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS rules BORDER HOPPER in TACO order:

• 1: Avoid SACRAMENTO immature WANK little TITS kids,
• 2: Count to GIVING HEAD within AMERICA ONLINE 10 HADJIseconds,
• 3: Do not open your HELLFUCKER HELL ASS nor HELL talk,
• 4: Tell ASSHOLE yourself you FUCKING don't FUCKER have [expletive deleted] this GOD DAMMIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TIT DIRT WITH NASTY RAPE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HEIL HITLER! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the COCKSUCKER last straw FUCKING A!

I fucking put CLEMEN' my comment at the TOP OF THE pen0r PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at REDSKIN the TOP OF TWO-INCH PENIS THIS PENIS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be RUSKIE offensive. CAMEL JOCKEY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to JAP people who try MOTHERFUCKER to battle WANKER'JACKASS that tight-ass RAT'S COCK 17-year-CLEMEN—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SHITHEAD it now, but someone said GRAPE PENIS' BULLCRAP RUSTY TROMBONE'INBRED on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING YOU WANKER is a laughing WETBACK matter. Plus there FUCKSTAIN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCK Uncyclopedia, there are FUCKSTAIN articles CUNT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BEAVER stuff. So JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS that means CHIGGER stop getting mad at the FELLATIO first part too and FREE ELECTIONS talking about the INBRED letter that it's MICK mocking (what CUNT letter? I don't even know what KRAUT the heck you're talking about). Adrian I'LL RAPE YOU hi self TITS & DICKS even made a really DOUCHE NAZI good point. "It's suck my mothers nothing more DUMBASS from a head nod to a YOUR MOM knee tick". O KURWA!. Which I'll add BALLS onto DONKEY PUNCHER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't LIMEY suffer that FUCK OFF much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DICKHEAD be, because if I were a JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SUCK A BIG DICK hilarious. If you FUCKFACE Want facts, go on DONKEY PUNCHER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCKING be offended, don't read BITCH the freaking SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH article anyway.

FUCKING JUMP! CUNT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SHITTY IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ASS I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCKSTAIN TITS & DICKS TIBET

SHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON POTTYMOUTH FENCE JUMPER BOYCOTT VIACOM! JAP CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKHEAD TWAT BASTARD FEWMETS RAPE JOHN SMILEY FACE SCUMBAG WARNER MUSIC GROUP BLOWJOB COMMUNION WAFER FUCK DICKHEAD ASS FASCIST ASSHOLE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNTING ASSCRACK SHIT FIRECROTCH CUNT SHITHEAD FUCKHEAD HELL HONKY NICARAGUA BUTTFUCKER JOHN SMILEY FACE CUNT O KURWA! TOURETTE'S SYNDROME CLUSTER FUCK BITCH HORSE SHIT CUNT BALLS BOLLOCKS FUCKSTAIN DARTH VADER BALL SACK SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS SCROTUM DOG FUCKER GREASER AUTOFELLATIO RAPE PISSHOLE FUCKHEAD BOOBIES BALLS TITS YOU SUCK BALLS FUCK DAMMIT GYPSY PEARL NECKLACE GIVING HEAD INBRED FUCKING A WANK DONKEY PUNCHER COLGATE BUTTFUCKER NIGGER TITS FUCKING QUEEF FUCKFUCKFUCK JUSTIN BIEBER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA NECROPHILIA GOD DAMN POLESMOKER PISS ARTIST TACO ASSFACE FRITZ TACO FUCK FUCKSTAIN CLUSTER FUCK WIENER SHITE JUNGLE BUNNY ASS O CANADA KIKE NORTH KOREA WANK BONER JACKASS NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS FUCKWIT DOUCHETITS HOMO FUCKING JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BUKKAKE SHITFUCKER [expletive deleted] RAT'S COCK KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 FLAMING ASS BADGER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK BASTARD ASSFACE ASS SHITE SPIC BLUMPKIN FUCKFACE FUCK TURD BOOBS HELL GO HOME AND DIE WOODPECKERSHIT ASS LICKER SCUMBUCKET FOUR-EYES PUSSY ORGASM FLAMING ASS BADGER COLGATE PENIS SAGGY TITS DOG SHIT TOSSER SHITFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER FUCKBAG LAKE TITICACA BUKKAKE TOSSER DUMBASS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BUGFUCK DOT HEAD DAMMIT FUCK OFF INJUN CHUFF DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK FUCKFACE FELLATIO WANKSPLAT FUCKSTAIN SHITE CUNT FELLATIO GENITALIA ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITSLINGING HENTAI D'OH DICK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM LENS CRAFTERS WHORE COON BOLLOCKS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PISS DOUCHING ASS ASSCRACK TAMPON IN MY ASS CUNT LAKE TITICACA FIST FUCK WOP POLACK FUCK BULLSHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE WOP SHITFUCKER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE NAZI REBECCA BLACK AY-AY-AY MARCH OF FLAMES JIGGABOO BELGIUM RAT'S ASS DAMN BELGIUM I'LL RAPE YOU SHITFACE BITCH AUTOFELLATIO CUNT FAGGOT BONER DICKHEAD LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SEX FUCK OFF FRIG DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE BULLCRAP COMMUNIST DILDO MALARKY ASS FIST FUCK FUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITFACE DONKEY PUNCHER SHITFACE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA MOCKIE ASSWIPE SHIT CUNTBUCKET FUCK YOU DOUCHE GO COUNT YOUR DICK WHORE NIPPLES SAMUEL L. JACKSON DUNE COON CLUSTER FUCK THERE IS A CABAL NIGGER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DEVELOPERS! COON CRAPPY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DAMN IT CRAPFUCKER SHITFUCKER POOPOO DAMN FUCKING JUMP! CUNT DOG FUCKER ART METAL PRODUCTS SHITSLINGING DONKEY PUNCHER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FEATURED GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHITCOCK DIRTY SANCHEZ DAMN IT CARPET MUNCHER P'KANG FUCKSTAIN FUCKING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DICKHEAD MARGARET THATCHER FUCK JACKASS DAMN KIDDY FIDDLER SON OF A BITCH I WILL END YOU! CHIGGER SHITHEAD CAPTAIN CRUNCH HEIL HITLER! SON OF A BITCH PORCH MONKEY I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! INBRED CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON INJUN OSTRICH MY ASS PISSHOLE COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK JAP RAT'S COCK SHITFACE JUSTIN BIEBER SHIT All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy FELLATIO O CANADA DOG SHIT GOD DAMN TITTIES COCKSHITTER DONKEY DICK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! NIPPLES DICKHEAD DAMN PISS MOTHERFUCKER NORTH KOREA FRED PHELPS FUCKING JUMP! ARSE DOT HEAD FUCKING CUNT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST NEGRO VENEREAL DISEASE GOD DAMMIT TOSSER JACK OFF SHITE PRICK ARSEBADGERS SCUMBAG INJUN SHIT BELGIUM FOUR-EYES FUCK CROTCH KIKE AUTOFELLATIO GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CRAP FUCK POLESMOKER WALRUS SHIT ASS SMEG BUKKAKE JACKASS JAP FASHION BUG SHITSLINGING WIENER ASSFACE CUNT ASSCRACK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT GOD DAMN FUCKWIT SHITPISSER DICKHEAD DAMMIT WANK WEHATEMARIO PIECE OF SHIT ASSHAT BOON HENTAI ASSHAT BEAVER BELGIUM CLUSTER FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE BASTARD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FIST FUCK CAMEL FUCKER LET'S SHIT DAMN AUTOFELLATIO FUCK YOU TESTICLE CHOKE GO COUNT YOUR DICK DOUCHE NAZI CONAN O'BRIAN FUCK OFF CHUFF SOD OFF DOUGHNUT PUNCHER INCEST CAMEL JOCKEY ASSFACE HENTAI All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT TIT SPRINKLES FUCK OFF WOP WIKIPEDIA FUCKSTAIN FUCK NUGGET POLACK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FLYING FUCK SCROTUM HITLER JENKEM PORCUPINE'S BALLS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! GANGBANG BASTARD STEVE BALLMER DAGO CHING CHONG CHINK DICKHEAD SLOPE SCUMBAG FLYING FUCK SHITFACE GOATSE JERK OFF MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DEMOCRACY SHITTY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BONER WIKIPEDIA HORSE SHIT ASSFACE DAGO I WILL KILL YOU! BITCH FUCKFACE COON HADJI PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BELGIUM CLEVELAND STEAMER COCKGOBLIN FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT SHITHEAD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKFACE FUCKHEAD SHIT LIKE A HORSE PEDOPHILIA CLEVELAND STEAMER MOLDY TITS CHOAD KISSER BUTTFUCKER TWISTY VAGINA FUCK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DICKHEAD PRICK CUM CHIGGER ASS MASTURBATION SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT MILF FUCK YOU SAND NIGGER ASSCRACK COON BUTTFUCKER WANK DICK IN A BOX DAMMIT MICK PENIS BALL SACK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHITFUCKER [Insert yet another person's name here] LOLCAT CRAP CUM RAPE FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKER FUCKSTAIN FRITZ ASSCRACK CAMEL JOCKEY DAMN FEWMETS TIT SPRINKLES PUSSY BIRD SHIT WIKIPEDIA FUCKING JUMP! BELLEND PUSSY GOATSE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER RUSKIE LAKE TITICACA QUEEF WOP BORDER HOPPER PRICK BOOBS SHIT DAMN IT PISS OFF TWAT FUCKWIT SEMEN NIGNOG ASSHAT SOD O CANADA DAMN ASS FUCKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CLEMEN SEMEN BASTARD ASSHOLE SOD OFF MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK SOD DICK CHICKEN RUSKIE BUGGER OFF FUCKWIT STRAWBERRY ASS JOHNNY SHITE SHIT FUCK YOU TENTACLE RAPE TURD WANK SHITFUCKER BULLSHIT MASTURBATION BUTTFUCKER CUNTSWILLING CLEMEN SHIT GANGBANG GIVING HEAD FUCKFUCKFUCK DAMN DOG SHIT CAMEL FUCKER WOP CRAPMUNCHER DONKEY DICK FLAMING ASS BADGER PENIS ON A BUN FROG TAFFY DICKLICK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SEX CONAN O'BRIAN DAMMIT GOD DAMN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SAND NIGGER SCUMBAG NIGGER FUCKING A PORCUPINE'S BALLS CHAV FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SCROTUM RICK MORANIS ASSHOLE BEAVER BITCH REDSKIN ASS YOU WANKER FUCKTARD RUSTY TROMBONE CLEMEN NIGGER TITS suck my mothers TOURETTE'S SYNDROME PEARL NECKLACE DAMN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! RAGHEAD PEDOPHILIA FUCK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BONG BITCH SHITFUCKER COMMUNIST DILDO MILF DAMN IT FUCK OFF DOUCHEBAG SHITFUCKER WOP FUCK YOU FUCK YOU TITTIES PRICK WHORE RAPE BUGGER OFF BUGFUCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP BANGKOK DICK IN A BOX CHENEY FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH TOTAL NIPPLES TUBA I AM CORNHOLIO! DICKHEAD BELGIUM PENIS ON A STICK WIKIPEDIA DAMN IT OSTRICH MY ASS DICKLICK FRIG PISS YUKKY DOODY POMMIE FUCKFACE FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK FUCK I WILL KILL YOU! JACKASS CUNT DICK HOLY DUMB FUCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHIT DIPSHIT DUMBASS CLEMEN CUNT DILDO BIRD SHIT NIPPLES SHIT SHITFACE INBRED GOATSE DIPSHIT CLUSTER FUCK FUCKING A BASTARD TITS & DICKS ASSHAT ASS RAGHEAD TOWELHEAD WHITE RIGHTS RANDY TRAVIS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK 666 SCROTUM BUTTFUCKER FUCKTARD CHALICE BITCH ASSHAT AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS SUCK MY COCK DICKHEAD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CRAP DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PISS OFF PISS OFF FELLATIO ASSFACE YOU WANKER SHIT SEX CONDOMS CAMEL JOCKEY PISS UP MY ARSE DOG SHIT CUM SHIT WANK ASSRAPING KRAUT FELCHING CUNTING ASSCRACK RAT'S ASS DUMBASS CLEMEN GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BLUE PENIS! BALLS FUCKFACE POMMIE DOUCHEBAG FLYING RAT'S ASS CAMEL FUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WOMEN'S RIGHTS SHITSLINGING HELLFIRE FRIG PIECE OF SHIT GOOK CUNNILINGUS JUNGLE BUNNY DUNE COON RAPE PISS POLACK TOWELHEAD FUCKTARD FUCKSTAIN SHITSLINGING SCUMBAG JACKASS EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCKER DILDO ARSEBADGERS PAKI ASS DAMN LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CUNNILINGUS WANK PECKERHEAD SHITTY POMMIE TITWANK DIRTY SANCHEZ TENTACLE RAPE DICKWAD UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY INCEST SHITTY GOD DAMN NIGGER TITS ASSHAT CHING CHONG CHINK SUCK MY DICK ASSWIPE BAD MOTHERFUCKER TITS ASS SHITFACE VAGINA WINDOWS VISTA LAKE TITICACA FRED PHELPS ASSRAPING TIMBER NIGGER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FLYING FUCK COON BUTT PIRATE PENIS GOD DAMN ANAL DIABETES WETBACK FUCKHEAD FRIG COCK BLISTERING BARNACLES BEAVER FUCKWIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES TITS YOGHURT CANNON POTTYMOUTH SHITE BAT FUCK INSANE SHAKOPEE BIRD SHIT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCKING SHIT REBECCA BLACK NIGGER CHUFF DONALD RUMSFELD FLYING FUCK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA JACKASS PISS OFF MY ASS DAMN FUCKTARD INCEST JOHN ELWAY ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PISS OFF SCUMBAG WILLY WONKA MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT POOPY WALRUS SHIT ASSHOLE A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! HO JUNGLE BUNNY HOSER HELLFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER BOB SAGET WANK BASTARD SHITHEAD JACKASS SHIT BITCH NIGGER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES GANGBANG HADJI INBRED CRAPFUCKER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? PISS UP MY ARSE QUEEF SHITCOCK DICKFACE FUCKTARD RUSKIE BEAVER ASSHOLE GRINGO RAGHEAD FUCK YOU POLACK BIRD SHIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCKHEAD SCROTUM CLIT ASSHAT KIKE JERK OFF BULLSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS FRIG SUCK A BIG DICK LET'S SHIT JAP JACKASS SHIT PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE PORCH MONKEY SCUMBAG DICK DOUCHEBAG ASSCRACK 666 BALLS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FELLATIO GIVING HEAD P'KANG PISS NIGGER CUNTRAG SMEG FELLATIO CHOAD KISSER SHITHEAD CHINK CLIT WIGGER ORGASM FUCKSTAIN BEANER SON OF A BITCH BIBLE BASHER CUNT PISS ARTIST FUCKFACE PISS ASS FASCIST FROG ORGASM FUCKER SHUT UP, MEG! FROG'S FAT ASS BLUMPKIN FALSE BENSON DICKFACE TWAT SHITFACE BITCH JACKASS TWISTY VAGINA [Insert swear here] ASSHAT HEIL HITLER! FAG GRIS CUNNILINGUS SHITBALLS SHITBALLS DICKLICK GOD DAMN ASSBANDIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA GRUE RAPE RICK MORANIS BOLLOCKS BIRD SHIT JACKASS BUGGER SHITE COON MALL SANTA CUNNILINGUS ANAL MAMA MIA MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE CAMEL FUCKER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! TWAT SON OF A BITCH SHIT DAMN IT CUNT SHITHEAD SHAKOPEE FUCKBAG BEAVER DUMBASS VENEREAL DISEASE SPIC TOWELHEAD CLEMEN FLYING RAT'S ASS NIGGER PEARL NECKLACE GOD DAMMIT FUCKWIT COCKSMOKER DILDO RAT'S ASS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ASS RAT'S ASS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FELCHING RAPE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ASSFACE NAZI OSTRICH MY ASS CLIT TWO-INCH PENIS DICK CHICKEN BELLEND IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! RICK MORANIS FUCKING TITTYWANK OLD CHRIST OF A DOT HEAD FUCKTARD BATMAN & ROBIN WIGGER SHITTY NECROPHILIA YOU WANKER FIST FUCK HONKY TOWELHEAD FUCK BULLCRAP SOD CARPET MUNCHER BALLS HELL REDSKIN GOBSHITE FUCK FUCKFACE CAUCASIANS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! NIPPLES DOUCHE PORCH MONKEY HITLER JOHN SMILEY FACE BASTARD ORGASM GOOK KNOBJOCKEY COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK PISS OFF FELCHMONKEY TAMPON IN MY ASS HO OSTRICH MY ASS [expletive deleted] CUNT BITCH pen0r CUNTRAG [Insert yet another person's name here] ASSFACE PISS OFF I'LL RAPE YOU HENTAI IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASS TITMOUSE TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK TWISTY VAGINA BITCH MALARKY ASSHOLE FUCKSTAIN JOHN SMILEY FACE GO COUNT YOUR DICK FASHION BUG BALL SACK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GOD DAMN I WILL END YOU! ASSHAT WANKSPLAT DUNE COON PORCUPINE'S BALLS WANKER VENEREAL DISEASE JOHNNY MAMA MIA ASS BONER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITHEAD BELGIUM BRITNEY AUTOFELLATIO KIKE YOGHURT CANNON PENIS AUTOFELLATIO GRIS COCKGOBLIN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DIPSHIT PENIS PENIS ASSWIPE BASTARD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BITCH MOSES CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE YOUR MOM MOTHERFUCKER FEWMETS ASSWIPE POWERSHIT HO FUCKFACE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BOB SAGET ASSHAT CUNT BONG TOWELHEAD ASSHOLE BALLS FUCKHEAD BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKING DAMN WANKER CUNNILINGUS VENEREAL DISEASE ASSHOLE HOSER SHITSLIDE BULLSHIT FUCKWIT VENEREAL DISEASE WETBACK CLEMEN SEX TITTIES MOCKIE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! HO ASSFACE PUSSY FUCKFACE BITCH DAMMIT DOG FUCKER ORGASM FUCK WANK LET'S SHIT JACKASS SHIT BITCH POO POO BLOWJOB DUNE COON DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CUNTING ASSCRACK ORGASM TOWELHEAD ASS YOGHURT CANNON NIGNOG SCUMBAG SHITE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT KRAUT DIPSHIT MARCH OF FLAMES MOCKIE TWAT SHITCOCK CUNNILINGUS SHITHEAD REDSKIN CUM NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BUTTFUCKER LIMEY SHITFACE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DIPSHIT FUCKSTAIN FELLATIO MAMA MIA BUKKAKE ART METAL PRODUCTS RECTUM RAIDER TAMPONS POLAK MOZILLA FIREFOX PUSSY CHICKEN SHIT BALLS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BITCH DAMN BIRD SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PORCUPINE'S BALLS DICKHEAD FEMADOM PEEPEE DAMN CAPTAIN CRUNCH FELCHING YID Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FLYING RAT'S ASS and with the PENIS and his FUCKWIT of girraffes in which FUCKWIT while reading about TWAT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FIRECROTCH also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• ASS

Article written in the style of its subject This article is CHAV funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its FUCKHEAD subject. If you do not find it funny STEVE BALLMER, it is probably because you are an INBRED FUCKSTAIN ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. DICKLICK If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a SHITCOCK joke loses its humour FLYING RAT'S ASS when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so JOHN ELWAY ignorant, then you wouldn't have ARSEBADGERS needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! FUCKHEAD DICKHEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BAD MOTHERFUCKER NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!!!I <3 COCK

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