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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.
- If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
- In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
- It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.
Notes for posting:
- VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
- Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
- Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
- Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
- Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
- If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with
'''Old version(s) of this image:'''
for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line). - Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
- To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
- e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:File:p0rn.png]]
- If you not an administrator, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.
Notes for Administrators:
- Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
- Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
- If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):
- Check all the new pages by anonymous users. They
can't write worth crapwrite a lot of crap but it's usually not funny. - Check Special:NewPages. A lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.
QVFD articles
Cheat codes - This really doesn't deserve a comment, but I'm giving it one anyway. Ever realize that when people say "no comment", they're giving a comment? Arch File:Articles-plotted.png - unused image File:LazyPersonUsesDoorstop.jpg - unused image Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/City Council Might Not Care - you guessed it, pee review for a deleted page once again Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Wish (website) - same thing as the one below Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:Winter Storm Uri - pee review for a deleted page Homme quebecois - expired ICU Uncle Kage - pointless redirect AJTA/Z - broken redirect AJTA/A - broken redirect AJTA/B - broken redirect AJTA/D - broken redirect AJTA/G - broken redirect AJTA/U - broken redirect AJTA/H - broken redirect AJTA/I - broken redirect AJTA/L - broken redirect AJTA/N - broken redirect AJTA/T - broken redirect AJTA/W - broken redirect AJTA/Y - broken redirect WhyYouShouldEatPoop - broken redirect Nojumper - recreated deleted page Neymar Dreamworks Petros Jazmyn goddess - long expired ICUTemplate:User anti-Communist (redirect) (delete)used on quite a lot of pages -alula Main Page/archive5 User:EmulsifiedExcuse/Template test User:EmulsifiedExcuse/Masturbatory guilt - useless redirects now UnScripts:Nigger Joe biden airlines Dumbellism Nigga, Nigga, Nigga Toilet games in the Middle Ages Marwane TheSuperbPrismacorn - Is this the content of a previously deleted article?Yes, but this can wait. At least until the creator decides to remove the ICU tag again. -alulaFile talk:Seversk.svgI very much assume Jabberwock had a proper use for making this. -alula User:Goggle_(website) User:Ek/Goggle_(website) these two pages are useless now *flat*william campbell*atrazine*alpha draconis*father*Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! - nonsenseNo, it’s fine -alula Beekeepers - long expired fix tag Blog Instagram HX 239087 King Columbine II User:EmulsifiedExcuse/UnConventional_Wisdom - useless redirect in userspace User:EmulsifiedExcuse/Upbeat_Aptitude - ditto Sojourner truth We live we love we lie - nonsense Sonic the hechog Big Black Cock Corey young File:Hendrixelectricladyland.jpeg File:Hjpefmafia.jpg File:OH EGADS.png File:Krusty Burgers.png File:GOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPEING IN THERE.png File:Stay good!.png File:Horsefoam.jpg File:Fancy.jpg File:Cakefromchloepriceandrachelamber'sjoint.png File:Florida man.png File:Ur mom.png File:ExtremelyFunny trolls BraGreMat.jpg File:ExtremelyFunny editing.jpg File:No sign of intelligent life anywhere meme.jpg File:Sigma grindset meme.jpg File:Oh ok.jpg File:8d8364e4-98ae-486e-a9bd-92883df0d57d.png File:Shadowblade.png File:Gu.png File:Mm.PNG File:Nickelodeon's Big heads.png File:Unsub.png IRAS 17288-3419 - fuck you svex IRAS 18062-2144 UnGames:Voxx os32 - no idea what this is RGBCategory:TrumpistUsers (redirect) (delete) - what kind of neoliberal says "Trumpist" instead of Trump supporter? cringeIt's me, i'm the neoliberal -alula Eh - L10nM4st3r (2) Julien guary Lewis Black Memmymomemma PotatoLand Robotahsh En cy clo pe d ia Template:mgu - unneeded, now merged with template:marvel Hydrangea Arka Bryan Monad File:Lee-Byung-chull.png Am gonna kill myself V1025 Latvia - fuckin svex 454 F2 - only marginally funnyFile:Berlin,Wuhan.jpeg - unused in mainspace, being used by a user who thinks that we're just another form of discord. Why he got no access anyway? He got banned? Why, how? I have so many questions.Pretty sure Discord is banned in Wuhan. Anyway, that file is very blatantly in use. -BraGreMat S’kay Vacuums File:United States.svg.png (redirect) (delete) - ridiculous naming system - how can it be both SVG and PNG at the same time? eh whatever The good dinosaur File:Indexwtf.png File:Keskari.jpg File:Suitsyou1.jpg File:BeauBrummell.jpg File:JamesBondSuits.jpg File:MarleneDietrich1.jpg File:AgentSmith1.jpg File:Madmansuit1.jpg User:L10nM4st3r/Largest page ever - what was I thinking when I made this?? File:Drunk on the Flavour.jpg - no File:Straight masgirl.jpeg - unused, and also hyena shit, get it out of my sight File:Circumcisor ded.png - not as bad as above, but still unused in mainspace File:Miraheze gift.jpeg - just, no. Do I need to explain this? File:Hot yiff porn.jpeg - no its not, not even close. Its traumatizing......... And furry shit. File:Sanjay pee.jpeg - no idea what this is supposed to be. Also happy not knowing the awnser File:Uncut Cosmo.jpeg - oh hell no File:Deleted by Spirou.jpeg - I have respect for spirou now. Would be ironic if we could get an admin with that username to delete this page Biederbiedermeier Undstrasse File:Dreamsexual.jpg Kronos UnTunes:Super Idol Top G - plagiarism Peanut Farmer Atusu Fulefi Kowalski - The page was cleared by the author User:Rock-O-Jello/Lol underpants File:Valentines by VivzMind.jpeg - Author request Pizza god - absolutely stupid Insider trading
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- *Articles listed here will be removed automatically as soon as the template is removed or the pages are huffed.