Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or REDSKIN neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKTARD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid JACKASS SHIT, sudden BUTTFUCKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CAMEL JOCKEY or WOP vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHAKOPEE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SCUMBUCKET include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken NAZI by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA O CANADA words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CRACKER YOU WANKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DONKEY DICK utterFUCKance of socially ALEX TREBEK objectionable words).
FENCE JUMPER Tourette's is POMMIE not to be OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! confused with DILDO Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GREASER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DICKHEAD random DUMBASS disorientation, culturally-RAGHEAD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CUNTBUCKET outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local TURD language, BANGKOK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASSFACE DOG FUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSBANDIT souvenir shoppes and massive BASTARD quantities MOCKIE of ANAL DIABETES CRACKER garbage.
Darnit.
A DIPSHIT Polite Note to the HELL Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have NAZI Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your WANKSPLAT article ASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and HELL I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or GOD BLESS AMERICA changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of PIG Tourrette's sufferers JACKASS swear. You can SHITE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CRAPMUNCHER TV, for always focusing on the I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL bad side of a terrible JUSTIN BIEBER thing.
- The main WANK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PISS OFF MY ASS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BLOWJOB' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKFACE knee GYPSY NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is O KURWA! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BONG cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SPUNK school for WOMEN'S RIGHTS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BALL SACK sufferers to become CLUSTER FUCK manically depressed and FUCK commit TWAT suicide.
- There is no SON OF A BITCH cure, and the WINDOWS VISTA drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKSTAIN tics often have adverse MARY WHITEHOUSE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna GOATSE perodol" which caused my entire CHICKEN SHIT body to go GREASER numb and CAPTAIN CRUNCH basically made it NIGGA! worse than CUNT it is without the D'OH drug.
I am an active member of a HONKY tourette syndrome INBRED association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SON OF A BITCH the PISS OFF public view of Tourettes as a "PUNANI swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BALL SACK much much (hand spasms) more...
I am CLUSTER FUCK sorry for ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA "hi-jacking" your CHRISTHUMPER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA this that really BRITNEY annoys me. I am working towards a DAGO better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CUNT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be INCEST, and making fun of a FUCKER horrible disorder is (not) HELL funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SMEG time.
Best FLYING FUCK regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “CUNT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese UIGURS reply
As PROTESTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBETAN BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an FIREWALLS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT RIOTS degenerate capitalist culture in those INDIA HAS NUKES countries. When showing DEMOCRACY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIBETAN BUDDHISM in countries CENSORSHIP leadership, those problems does not DALAI LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHRISTIANITY byproduct of your PROTESTS capitalist society BUDDHIST MONK.
Li Chiang “TANK MAN” Wen
P.S. TWAT Regards to Andrew HOMO Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply
As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this MUGABE'S MOMMA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with LGBT RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CECIL JOHN RHODES white?
Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my HELL intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine JACKASS SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are NAZI and FRAK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) COCKSMOKER BAND WITH 4 RAT'S COCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DIPSHIT HORSE! JACKASS SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO JACKASS SHIT'S HOUSE
How BUGGER to BOOBS cure HORSE PENIS the TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! Tourette's DOUCHE Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment MOTHERFUCKER for TOTAL Tourette's DOT HEAD Syndrome 30 CASES OF PICKLES is FEMADOM following WIKIPEDIA these PUSSY rules SLOPE in MALL SANTA order:
- 1: Avoid BITCH immature YOU WANKER little VAGINA kids,
- 2: Count to FALSE BENSON within MARGARET THATCHER 10 FUCKSTAINseconds,
- 3: Do not open your BITCH PUSSYLICKER DICKLICK nor GOD DAMMIT talk,
- 4: Tell BOYCOTT VIACOM! yourself you FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH don't BUKKAKE have ABO this BOOBIES disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCK YOU WITH NASTY MOCKIE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the JACKASS SHIT last straw DUMBASS!
I fucking put ABO' my comment at the TOP OF THE MOZILLA FIREFOX PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA the TOP OF WIENER THIS DOT HEAD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHITCUNTING offensive. FUCK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASSFACE people who try WANK to battle LAKE TITICACA'DAMN that tight-ass BASTARD 17-year-PEEPEE—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find TOSSER it now, but someone said CLEMEN' FUCKSTAIN CROTCH'HONKY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKWIT is a laughing TENTACLE RAPE matter. Plus there SHITSLIDE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GOD DAMN Uncyclopedia, there are NIPPLES articles BALL SACK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASSHOLE stuff. So DAGO that means DAMN IT stop getting mad at the TAFFY first part too and CHOAD talking about the PISS OFF MY ASS letter that it's ARSE mocking (what FELCHING letter? I don't even know what BUTTFUCKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian SEMEN hi self SHUT UP, MEG! even made a really HONKY good point. "It's FUCKFACE nothing more WHORE from a head nod to a CHIGGER knee tick". FAGGOT. Which I'll add WIENER onto CUNT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKWIT suffer that POLACK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes O KURWA! it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FLYING FUCK be, because if I were a FRITZ Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article HELL hilarious. If you FUCKING Want facts, go on CRAPMUNCHER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PIECE OF SHIT be offended, don't read POOPOO the freaking TITTIES article anyway.
CLEVELAND STEAMER BASTARD SHIT HELL WIKIPEDIA RULES CAMEL FUCKER ASS FASCIST DAMN IT CUNNILINGUS CUNT
NIGGER TITS TITS ASSHAT FUCKER LIMEY ASSWIPE DONKEY PUNCHER PUSSYLICKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WANKSPLAT BUGGER ASS BUTTFUCKER BALL SACK SHIT KAFFIR BIGNOSE JOHN ELWAY COON FUCK YOU BITCH NIGGER WHORE GO HOME AND DIE DAMN IT ART METAL PRODUCTS GOD DAMN RAT'S COCK AUTOFELLATIO MICK YOUR MOM JAP BEANER KIKE SUCK MY DICK SHITSLINGING HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BULLCRAP NIPPLES NIGNOG TIMBER NIGGER O CANADA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DICKFACE DICKFACE FUCKWIT DUNE COON ASSFACE YOU WANKER JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKTARD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FLAMING ASS BADGER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! 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LET'S SHIT WANK TWAT BONER PISS ANUSCAKE FUCKSTAIN DAMN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA I'LL RAPE YOU SHITFUCKER JACKASS SHITFACE TAMPONS BUGGER OFF HORSE SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY DAMN ASSRAPING SPIC FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BOOBS PORCUPINE'S BALLS CC PLZ BONER BOOBS DAGO BOOBS SAGGY TITS SAGGY TITS O KURWA! TWO-INCH PENIS DICKFACE GARBAGE DAY! TITMOUSE BLISTERING BARNACLES CRAPMUNCHER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CHIGGER COCKSUCKER ASSCRACK FUCK CUNNILINGUS TITMOUSE DOUCHEBAG PEDOPHILIA BANGKOK BELLEND CUNT RAT'S COCK SHITSLINGING KNOBJOCKEY NAZI SHITTY SHITTY PENIS ON A BUN DONKEY DICK ASSWIPE CLEMEN RAT'S COCK TWAT VENEREAL DISEASE ASS QUEEF CUM BAD MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S COCK SEMEN ORGASM DOUCHING JACKASS SHIT O CANADA HIV NEGATIVE CHIGGER BITCH TIT DIRT MICK CUM PUSSY SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM VENEREAL DISEASE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HONKY COCKSHITTER JUSTIN BIEBER SHITTY NECROPHILIA BOLLOCKS BASTARD SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? 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MARGARET THATCHER BITCH FROG'S FAT ASS DICKLICK ASSFACE GOBSHITE PORCH MONKEY DAMNATION MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BUTT-HOLE MOLDY TITS FUCK JAP BITCH JACKASS FREE ELECTIONS SHITTY RAPE ASS TWISTY VAGINA [Insert stupid word you just made up here] ORGASM BAD MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK GOD BLESS AMERICA TITS & DICKS ASS FASCIST MARGARET THATCHER FELLATIO PUSSYLICKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PIECE OF SHIT BATHING SUIT AREA NIGGER FUCKING JUMP! DAMN RECTUM RAIDER DAGO CRAPMUNCHER SHITCUNTING FLAMING ASS BADGER CLUSTER FUCK FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMMIT TRANNY GRINGO WOP WIGGER CUNTBUCKET CHRISTHUMPER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BLUE PENIS! CUNT CRAPPER DICKHEAD GENITALIA AY-AY-AY DONKEY DICK ABO CHINK HAIL SATAN! ASS DAMMIT HOSER FUCKSTAIN GOBSHITE SHIT DICK DIPSHIT TITS & DICKS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BUTT PIRATE SCUMBAG TOURETTE'S IS FUN ASS FRENCH TICKLER DOUCHE pen0r PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS POTTYMOUTH FUCKING A SCUMBAG IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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PHELPS TWISTY VAGINA SAGGY TITS HELLFUCKER GOATSE CHICKEN SHIT WANK CHIGGER FENCE JUMPER ASSHOLE FUCKSTAIN BULLCRAP NEGRO MOCKIE DIPSHIT TITS WOP SHITHEAD FUCKFACE FUCKFACE SNUFF PORN SHIT RAT'S COCK TURD COON NIGGER REBECCA BLACK CRACKER CHRISTHUMPER SHITE I LIKE BUSH BITCH BALLS GOD DAMMIT FUCKTARD BUNG-HOLE CUNNILINGUS GOD BLESS AMERICA PISS ARTIST HENTAI IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! suck my mothers WILLY WONKA SCUMBAG CHOAD JOHNNY DOG SHIT FEWMETS SPUNK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GOD DAMN FUCK NUGGET MARGARET THATCHER FENCE JUMPER JENKEM BASTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS CHICKEN SHIT HELLFIRE DILDO PENISPENISPENIS!!! ASS BATHING SUIT AREA DUNE COON DILDO BUTTFUCKER GRAPE PENIS ASS LICKER JACKASS SHIT MASTURBATION RUSTY TROMBONE COCK SHIT SHITE FLYING FUCK ASS WANK SMEG ASSCRACK FELCHING NI TURD FUCKING PORCH MONKEY HO TITTIES GOATSE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY TWAT CHIGGER PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! PEDOPHILIA JUNGLE BUNNY CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT HOMO SHITFUCKER TITMOUSE [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] CUNTRAG MONKEY BALLS GOD DAMMIT ASSHAT SHITFACE ASS BULLSHIT SHITSLINGING KIKE LET'S SHIT CHICKEN SHIT ASSHAT CLIT WALRUS SHIT AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS KIKE BASTARD WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? ALF HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DIMETHYL GLYCOL COCKSMOKER SHITCOCK GO HOME AND DIE SHITE GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK CARPET MUNCHER FUCK OFF ARSE JACKASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WIKIPEDIA FUCKER JACKASS SHITPISSER CHOAD ARSE SHIT FUCK SHIT FLYING FUCK FRED PHELPS MONKEY SHIT PISSHOLE BALLS RICK MORANIS FELLATIO FUCKING HAIL SATAN! SLOPE EPIDIDYMIS CUNT BITCH ASSFACE SHUT UP, MEG! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DILDO POLESMOKER GIVING HEAD ASSFACE VAGINA SHITHEAD WIENER MAMA MIA AAAAAAAAA! CLUSTER FUCK TACO DICKFACE CUNT DAMN SPICY CUNT FUCK DUMBASS MICK CUNNILINGUS FUCK VAGINA SHITE FUCKER I WILL KILL YOU! 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PHELPS BITCH BITCH NI SEX ASSCRACK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNTSWILLING FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT BELLEND SHIT SHITSLINGING GRAPE PENIS MARCH OF FLAMES SHITSLINGING MOTHERFUCKER HENTAI FUCKFUCKFUCK BUKKAKE SCUMBAG ASSHAT CROTCH SHITE BIRD IN THE HOUSE DOUCHE NAZI TITS SHITSKIN JENKEM FRIG SOD OFF BASTARD JESSE McCARTNEY COON BENCH PRESS MAMA MIA NORTH KOREA DAMN PAKI 30 CASES OF PICKLES BASTARD ASSRAPING FUCK OFF FRENCH TICKLER CUNTRAG WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? RECTUM RAIDER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DIRTY SANCHEZ GOD DAMN PEEPEE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TOSSER AY-AY-AY PENIS ON A STICK BELGIUM HONKY MY ANUS IS BLEEDING AUTOFELLATIO DICK CHICKEN GOD DAMMIT DAMN IT NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER TAFFY BELLEND PUNANI ASS BULLSHIT BULLSHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TITS RAT'S COCK DONALD RUMSFELD PECKERHEAD BITCH TITS & DICKS BUKKAKE CLUSTER FUCK KRAUT MARGARET THATCHER TIT DIRT ANAL DAMNATION SEX HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS I'LL RAPE YOU DICKFACE FUCK CHINK YOU WANKER COCKSMOKER CUNT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITSKIN BALL SACK FLYING FUCK FUCKWIT HO NEGRO PUSSY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITFUCKER CUNTRAG STRAWBERRY ASS TRANNY SEX CUNT TAMPONS BULLSHIT ASSHOLE CUNT P'KANG COCKSUCKER FAG BITCH FUCKER CHICKEN SHIT DAMN IT SHAKOPEE ASS FASCIST WANKER LAKE TITICACA NIHILISM DAGO FLYING FUCK YID DUMBASS REDSKIN FUCKFACE SLOPE DICKHEAD ARSEBADGERS DOM DeLUISE Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive DIRTY SANCHEZ and with the SHITPISSER and his SHITHEAD of girraffes in which DUMBASS while reading about DILDO!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
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See SHIT also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- BELGIUM
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is DICK CHICKEN funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its BONER subject. If you do not find it funny VENEREAL DISEASE, it is probably because you are an INBRED NICARAGUA ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. PEDOPHILIA If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a CUNT joke loses its humour PIGFUCKER when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so BUTTFUCKER ignorant, then you wouldn't have NIGNOG needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! RAT'S ASS ASSRAMMER COCKSUCKER HELL SCUMBAG!!!!!I <3 COCK |
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