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For those without BELLEND comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or QUEEF neurochemical FUCK disorder FELLATIO characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid JACKASS, sudden ASSHAT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DONKEY PUNCHER or JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DEVELOPERS! in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated POLACK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may RAT'S ASS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSHAT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CHIGGER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PISS DUMBASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DOG SHIT utterFUCKance of socially BITCH objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BULLSHIT television programs to address FUCKSTAIN Tourette's syndrome.

BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER Tourette's is BELGIUM not to be WANKSPLAT confused with SHITBALLS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TITS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DOT HEAD random SPICY CUNT FUCK disorientation, culturally-MOTHERFUCKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BITCH language, WIGGER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HOMO TITS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CAMEL JOCKEY souvenir shoppes and massive BLOWJOB quantities FU SPANG of ANAL DIABETES CUNT garbage.

Darnit.

A CHOAD Polite Note to the IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Author:

The BITCH Tourette's TOWELHEAD Research Institute was BUTT-HEAD founded to JAP.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BALL SACK article DICKHEAD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and WANKSPLAT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUNT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DOUCHE NAZI.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about GANGBANG Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of BUTT PIRATE Tourrette's sufferers BITCH swear. You can GOD DAMN blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame HOMO TV, for always focusing on the O KURWA! bad side of a terrible SHIT thing.
  • The main CRACKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITPISSER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKWIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small TOWELHEAD knee FLYING FUCK NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is DUNE COON no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes I'LL RAPE YOU cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCK school for SHIT LIKE A HORSE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BLISTERING BARNACLES sufferers to become NIGGER TITS manically depressed and GRINGO commit SHITBALLS suicide.
  • There is no GENITALIA cure, and the IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! drugs that are available to, "calm" the HITLER tics often have adverse SPIC side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna D'OH perodol" which caused my entire SONNY BILL WILLIAMS body to go TURD numb and WANK basically made it NIGGA! worse than ASS it is without the BUGFUCK drug.

I am an active member of a BUTT PIRATE tourette syndrome WANKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating LENS CRAFTERS the BUTTFUCKER public view of Tourettes as a "I'LL RAPE YOU swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITTY sorry for CUNT "hi-jacking" your FRIG entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like HI, BILLY MAYS HERE this that really MONKEY'S UNCLE annoys me. I am working towards a SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON article. Remember, everything here is meant to be I'LL RAPE YOU, and making fun of a BATMAN & ROBIN horrible disorder is (not) YOU WANKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PUSSY time.

Best DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PAKI” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese I LIKE BUSH reply

As VOTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT MOVEMENT not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill SLITTY EYES Westerners show is not an COMMUNISM IS STUPID effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of I LIKE BUSH degenerate capitalist culture in those MONGOLIANS countries. When showing COMMUNISM IS STUPID right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust SLITTY EYES in countries MINORITIES leadership, those problems does not OPINION occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CULT OF THE DEAD COW byproduct of your SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY capitalist society POISON IN TOOTHPASTE.

Li Chiang “AMERICA'S GREAT!” Wen

P.S. SPUNK Regards to Andrew PAKI Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The BITCH bastard who wrote this article. You can CRAP punch him if you ASSRAPING want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CECIL JOHN RHODES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE POWER offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the JACKASS SHIT saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my BASTARD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine JACKASS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are QUEEF and DUNE COON playing Roblox's Adopt Me with NIGGER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CLUSTER FUCK BAND WITH 4 BATHING SUIT AREA MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A HELL HORSE! JACKASS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO JACKASS'S HOUSE

How SAND NIGGER to HIGH WAGES cure CUM the BUTTFUCKER Tourette's NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PUSSY for BALLS Tourette's FUCKSTAIN Syndrome MARGARET THATCHER is DYKE following DICKFACE these CLIT rules DUNE COON in TITTIES order:

  • 1: Avoid JACKASS immature CUNT little WIGGER kids,
  • 2: Count to RUSTY TROMBONE within HO 10 SHITFUCKERseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your DAMMIT SHIT CHIGGER nor NIGGER talk,
  • 4: Tell FUCK yourself you JESSE McCARTNEY don't GOBSHITE have JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE this QUEEF disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BASTARD WITH NASTY FLYING RAT'S ASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ARSE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the JACKASS last straw ASSFACE!

I fucking put 30 CASES OF PICKLES' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHIT LIKE A HORSE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DICKHEAD the TOP OF ANAL THIS WALRUS SHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be VAGINA offensive. BELLEND. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKER people who try BAT FUCK INSANE to battle FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD'FAG that tight-ass NEGRO 17-year-DONKEY PUNCHER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS it now, but someone said BASTARD' FRENCH TICKLER BITCH'HAIL SATAN! on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASSFACE is a laughing FUCKWIT matter. Plus there JACK OFF was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on JERK OFF Uncyclopedia, there are BONER articles FUCKHEAD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BEAVER stuff. So TWAT that means HOLY DUMB FUCK stop getting mad at the TITMOUSE first part too and JIGGABOO talking about the FRAK letter that it's SHITFUCKER mocking (what INBRED letter? I don't even know what BULLCRAP the heck you're talking about). Adrian HO hi self ASSFACE even made a really SHITE good point. "It's GOATSE nothing more suck my mothers from a head nod to a NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES knee tick". FUCKER. Which I'll add IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! onto PISS UP MY ARSE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't HORSE PENIS suffer that DOUGHNUT PUNCHER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BASTARD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to RAGHEAD be, because if I were a CHENEY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DUMBASS hilarious. If you SHITSLINGING Want facts, go on FELLATIO Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASSFACE be offended, don't read CHINK the freaking ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA article anyway.

ASSCRACK BUTTFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU BELGIUM DAMN IT GO COUNT YOUR DICK DICK NECROPHILIA CUNT BUGGER

ORGASM MARY WHITEHOUSE JUSTIN BIEBER POMMIE ARSE DOG SHIT ORGASM FUCK OFF DAMN DILDO CUNT RANDY TRAVIS ORGASM SCUMBUCKET GO HOME AND DIE DOUCHE NAZI WANK FUCK RAT'S COCK DICKWAD DICKFACE PUSSY PISS ARTIST CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SHITHEAD GOD DAMMIT ASSWIPE BAD MOTHERFUCKER PENIS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ASS CUNTSWILLING CHOAD TOSSER RIGHTS WIGGER GIVING HEAD CLUSTER FUCK PUSSY NIGGER DONKEY DICK HELL HONKY JIZZ PENIS ON A STICK PORCH MONKEY DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CRAPMUNCHER DICK CHICKEN POTTYMOUTH WIKIPEDIA I CAN AFFORD FOOD POMMIE DAMMIT LENS CRAFTERS SEX DICKWAD KAFFIR CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT PIECE OF SHIT ANAL FUCKING ARSE POLAK RAPE WANKER FUDGEPACKER WIGGER BEAVER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FELLATIO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PRICK WANK POOPOO SHUT UP, MEG! FUCK DAMN PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! YOU WANKER HO CUNTING ASSCRACK SNUFF PORN ASSHOLE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS 666 POLAK DOUCHE NECROPHILIA FUCKWIT CROTCH COCKSUCKER FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS BUGGER FAG GOD DAMN SHITFACE JACKASS ORGASM CUNTRAG JENKEM FLYING FUCK BLISTERING BARNACLES RADIO FREE LUNCH BULLSHIT DUMBASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER COCKSMOKER FELCHMONKEY BEAVER FAG I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CRAP ON A STICK SOD ASSRAPING DICK TITS EAT MY SHIT! WANK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ASS CRACKER BASTARD PUSSY HELL RANDY TRAVIS HOMO CUNT CRAPPER SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS YOU WANKER DICK IN A BOX STRAWBERRY ASS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WIENER [Insert silly non-swear here] IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SHITCOCK ASSBANDIT TURD NIGGER BUGGER OFF WANK BUTT-HEAD FUCKING I WILL END YOU! SHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES PORCH MONKEY UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY SEMEN DOUCHE NAZI FUCKWIT DIPSHIT CHENEY WIKIPEDIA CUNTBUCKET BELGIUM DAMN CHICKEN FRIES GOD DAMMIT DICK IN A BOX DARTH VADER SHITTY HOMO DICK YOU WANKER TITWANK HONKY HITLER PUSSY SHITHEAD ABO DICKHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CLIT DEVELOPERS! CUNT DAMN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM BALL SACK PUSSYLICKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CHING CHONG CHINK CUNNILINGUS CHOAD GENITALIA GENITALIA BUKKAKE CAMEL FUCKER MACACA YOU WANKER BOLLOCKS WIENER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS JAP GYPSY FUCK WANK SPICY CUNT FUCK SHITTY ARSE PISS OFF DAMN DIRTY SANCHEZ WEHATEMARIO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CHIGGER FROG'S FAT ASS BITCH SCUMBAG ASS SMEG GRINGO FUCK SHITSKIN MALARKY ORGASM PISS OFF CUNT DEMOCRACY ASSHAT SCUMBUCKET SHITSLINGING FELCHMONKEY SHIT SHITE CRAPFUCKER DIPSHIT ASSWIPE CHIGGER PISS ARTIST ASSHOLE FELCHMONKEY GREASER SPUNK PORCH MONKEY FUCKING SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ANAL DIABETES WIGGER ASSRAPING COCK GIVING HEAD CUNT ANAL DIABETES MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FRIG PENISBIRD JACK ABRAMOFF BOOBS SHITTY SHITE DAMN RAPE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHITE ASS DAMMIT ASS DAMN suck my mothers CRAPPY CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT ARSEBADGERS ASSWIPE FRIG BUGGER ARSE BITCH CARPET MUNCHER CHOAD KISSER GREASER BENSON SUCKS ARSE ASSFACE SHITSLIDE FUCK TWISTY VAGINA SOD FUCKTARD P'KANG SHITE SCUMBAG FUCK OFF DAMN NIGNOG SEX BALLS ROSIE O'DONNELL STEVE BALLMER HELL CUNT FRITZ TIMBER NIGGER HELL BALL SACK BASTARD CUNT TUBA TIMBER NIGGER TWAT HORSE PENIS TITTIES BIRD IN THE HOUSE WANK DAMN JAP GIVING HEAD ASS LICKER CRAP FAGGOT BUGGER OFF DAMN IT ASS BOOBS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SOD OFF CHOAD WANK REBECCA BLACK WANK SPANK THE MONKEY BUTT-HOLE SHITFACE FUCK YOU FASHION BUG AMERICA ONLINE HELL ASSFACE DICKWAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKHEAD GOD DAMN LENS CRAFTERS BUGGER OFF CUNT ASS FAGGOT FUCKSTAIN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FOUR-EYES WANK BRITNEY SUCK COCKS IN HELL! HELL BRITNEY SUCK COCKS IN HELL! YOU WANKER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BAT FUCK INSANE CHOAD CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SPIC GENITALIA SCUMBUCKET MONKEY'S UNCLE BELLEND HOLY DUMB FUCK CUNT CRAPPER GOD DAMN GANGBANG BUTTFUCKER BASTARD POOPOO ASSHAT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CRAPFUCKER BLUMPKIN DOUCHEBAG I WILL END YOU! MOTHERFUCKER HELL CHOAD FIST FUCK ASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITCOCK WOP DICKHEAD BUGFUCK TAMPON IN MY ASS WOP DONKEY PUNCHER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WANK BUTTFUCKER HELL CRAPFUCKER FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMMIT SHITSKIN CUNTRAG I'LL RAPE YOU DIPSHIT POOPOO FUCK FAGGOT CHIGGER CUNT DILDO SPUNK CUNT GOD DAMMIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ASSHOLE BALL SACK BEAVER SHITFACE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DICKFACE ARSE CHOAD JACKASS CLUSTER FUCK STEVE BALLMER BONER JAP WEHATEMARIO CHUFF FUCK A DUCK GIVING HEAD CONAN O'BRIAN P'KANG MACACA DOG SHIT BIG FOOT MACACA TWISTY VAGINA HELLFUCKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BASTARD FEWMETS DAMN DICKWAD DOT HEAD WIKIPEDIA ASS CLUSTER FUCK PISS SPUNK SHITFACE ASS LICKER FUCKER JESSE McCARTNEY 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 SEX MARGARET THATCHER DIPSHIT AUTOFELLATIO MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CUNT SHIT SHITFUCKER SUCK MY COCK NAZI SHITTY DOUGHNUT PUNCHER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! STEVE BALLMER ASSWIPE FELCHING ORGASM RAPE FUCKING LIMEY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! VILLAGE DUMP TOSSER FENCE JUMPER MASTURBATION RUSTY TROMBONE TITTYWANK PAKI CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HENTAI HELL CLEVELAND STEAMER CHICKEN SHIT CHOAD CUNT SHIT DAMN PEDOPHILIA ASS VENEREAL DISEASE SHITFUCKER FUCKBAG SCROTUM FUCKWIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! I RAPE WALRUSES! BEANER SHITSLINGING GOD DAMN REDSKIN MILF WIGGER TITTIES HELL TITS & DICKS RAT'S ASS FUCK HELLFIRE ART METAL PRODUCTS INCEST EPIDIDYMIS CAMEL FUCKER FELLATIO SPUNK CUNT BITCH PISS ARTIST FUCKHEAD CAMEL JOCKEY TWISTY VAGINA CC PLZ FUCK NUGGET WETBACK CLEMEN SIGMUND FREUD BIRD IN THE HOUSE BOOBS NIPPLES PIECE OF SHIT HADJI MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNT CLIT HELLFUCKER SAND NIGGER SHITBALLS LOGJAMMER TURD BITCH FUCK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SPUNK KITTENS ASSRAPING CHICKEN SHIT TAMPONS STEVE BALLMER MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANKER WOMEN'S RIGHTS FLAMING ASS BADGER SUCK MY COCK SCUMBAG RAT'S ASS BUKKAKE KIKE BASTARD JACKASS SHIT CUNT FELLATIO PIG PENISPENISPENIS!!! GOD DAMN DOUCHEBAG IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MONKEY'S UNCLE BOOBIES BEAVER ANAL HOMO FUCKER PISS OFF BENCH PRESS DICKHEAD PIECE OF SHIT ASSCRACK HELL PUSSY POMMIE GO HOME AND DIE ASSRAMMER FUCKING HORSE PENIS PENISBIRD DICK IN A BOX DOUCHE NIPPLES FUCK OFF DICKWAD HOMO DICKWAD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASS FASCIST WANK WIKIPEDIA SHITTY LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE TAMPONS BEAVER MAMA MIA CHIGGER BIRD SHIT PIECE OF SHIT NICARAGUA DOUCHEBAG ORGASM JAP DAGO SAND NIGGER SHITSLINGING SHIT FUCKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER NEGRO OSTRICH MY ASS WANKER MONKEY SHIT CUNT SEMEN HONKY I WILL KILL YOU! ASSFACE FLAMEVIPER TRANNY CANNED QUOTE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES PISS CRAPFUCKER JUSTIN BIEBER RAPE MILF SHITBALLS CROTCH COCK HONKY JIGGABOO JACK OFF POTTYMOUTH FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DALAI LAMA CHINK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CUNT PISS ARTIST BOLLOCKS FAG ASSHAT FLYING FUCK BALLS BONER DICKLICK BITCH TWISTY VAGINA SHITHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS JIGGABOO CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR YOU WANKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MOTHERFUCKER SHITFUCKER STRAWBERRY ASS YID DOODIE HEAD SHITE BONER BUTTFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER YOGHURT CANNON TENTACLE RAPE BUGGER OFF FUCK DICKFACE MICK [expletive deleted] WHORE FUCKSTAIN DYKE TESTICLE CHOKE BONER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HENTAI PISS HENTAI DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! PEARL NECKLACE FUCKER TIT DIRT SAND NIGGER ASSHOLE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FRAK BELLEND RUSTY TROMBONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ASSRAMMER SHITE FUCKTARD TRANNY BOOBS COLGATE WINDOWS VISTA INJUN POLESMOKER RUSTY TROMBONE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! RAPE ALF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS MELAMINE BUGGER KNOBJOCKEY NICARAGUA FUCKTARD SHITFUCKER CHOAD DICKFACE CHIGGER TWAT BOLLOCKS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME BOOBS PISS CRAPPY LET'S SHIT FUCK CLUSTER FUCK DAMN MONKEY'S UNCLE COCK GIVING HEAD STRAWBERRY ASS FUDGEPACKER DIPSHIT CHICKEN SHIT COCKSMOKER I'LL RAPE YOU COCKSHITTER BOOBS SLOPE P'KANG SHIT SHIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FRIG DAMNATION IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK PISS OFF ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER BONG DONKEY DICK BUGFUCK I'LL RAPE YOU CRACKER FUCK BLOWJOB RAT'S COCK SHITFUCKER DOG SHIT TITWANK FENCE JUMPER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS BOLLOCKS HELLFIRE SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT YOGHURT CANNON GOD DAMN WANKER WOP CARPET MUNCHER FUCKBAG DICK CHICKEN YOU WANKER NEGRO CHUFF SUITCASE PENIS NAZI COCK BEAVER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SCROTUM SHITFACE MORGAN TSVANGIRAI SCUMBUCKET HADJI CHING CHONG CHINK ASSFACE DOG FUCKER WIGGER CUNNILINGUS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WANK SHITE FAG ORGASM SEX FUCKBAG RAT'S COCK CLIT SAGGY TITS FAGGOT NIGGER GOAT DICK NIGGER TITS SHITE BUKKAKE POLACK ASSCRACK DAMNATION PUNANI MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FELLATIO FLYING FUCK WANKSPLAT AUTOFELLATIO SON OF A BITCH TWISTY VAGINA INBRED GOD BLESS AMERICA FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER DAMN MALARKY DYKE JACKASS WETBACK FROG'S FAT ASS PUSSY DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BUTT-HOLE PUNANI FUCK BUTT PIRATE SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHITFACE NECROPHILIA DONKEY DICK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK [EXPLETIVE] MONKEY SHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SPUNK CUNTYMINTS HOLY DUMB FUCK CHING CHONG CHINK TENTACLE RAPE PISSHOLE JERRY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT INBRED FUCK PISS ARTIST ASS ASSFACE HAIL SATAN! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BUGGER OFF FUCKWIT TITTIES TACO MOTHERFUCKER FEWMETS DAMN DIPSHIT ASSRAPING SAMUEL L. JACKSON ARSE FRENCH TICKLER [EXPLETIVE] DICKFACE RAT'S ASS COLGATE SPICY CUNT FUCK SON OF A BITCH CHICKEN SHIT DAMN GANGBANG CHICKEN SHIT SHITE MALL SANTA LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BULLSHIT BIGNOSE DELICIOUS CAKE SHITHEAD CHICKEN SHIT PEDOPHILIA DOM DeLUISE GRAPE PENIS DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKWIT FUCKHEAD TARTAR SAUCE ASSHAT [Insert swear here] ASSHOLE REDSKIN WIENER CUNNILINGUS YOU WANKER DAGO FUCK YOU BIGNOSE SUGARTITS DILDO NIPPLES FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKING A CRAP ON A STICK NIGNOG ORGASM COLGATE GIVING HEAD FUCKER BULLSHIT DOUCHE BITCH HOCKEY DUMBASS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CUM CUNTRAG GRINGO DOUCHEBAG GOD DAMN DIPSHIT JAP CLEMEN CLEVELAND STEAMER MALARKY SHITHEAD FELLATIO SHITCOCK POLAK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CUNT CRAPPER BELLEND TITTYWANK BLOWJOB Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive VAGINA and with the INCEST and his ARSE of girraffes in which FUCKTARD while reading about GOD DAMN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See VENEREAL DISEASE also

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This article is DAMMIT funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its FELCHING subject. If you do not find it funny FUCKBAG, it is probably because you are an INBRED FUCKER ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. SHITSLINGING If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a POLESMOKER joke loses its humour BOLLOCKS when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ignorant, then you wouldn't have FELCHING needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCKFACE MALARKY SHITFUCKER CLEMEN!!!!!I <3 COCK