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A SMILES Polite Note to the PIKACHU Author:[edit | edit source]
I am SWIMMING POOL 17 years old and PUPPIES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your CANDY article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it JOY removed or changed as soon as PUPPIES possible.
Let me tell you CHRISTMAS TREES about I LIKE SCHOOL Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of SUGAR Tourettes sufferers FLOWERS CANDY SPRINKLES PIKACHU HAPPINESS swear. You can RAINBOWS blame television for always focusing on the I LIKE SCHOOL bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of LOLLIPOPS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or TEDDY BEARS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee POKÉMON jerk.
- Tourettes is no BASKETBALL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at HOCKEY school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become SUGAR depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! cure, and the LOLLIPOPS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse TEDDY BEARS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which FRIENDS caused my entire NINTENDOGS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the SUGAR drug.
I am an active PIXIES member of a FRIENDS tourette syndrome association and NINTENDOGS I am making steps towards HAPPINESS eradicating the public BASKETBALL HOOP view of Tourettes as a HAPPINESS ICE CREAM PIKACHU I LIKE SCHOOL FOOTBALL "swearing" disorder, because it is JOY much much more.
I am sorry LOLLIPOPS for "hi-jacking" your entry on HEAVEN uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this CHRISTMAS TREES that really SPRINKLES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all HAPPINESS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FRIENDS editing this HEAVEN article. Remember, everything FLOWERS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is NINTENDOGS FLUFFY CLOUD FLUFFY CLOUD PIKACHU BASEBALL not funny at all.
Thank you BASKETBALL HOOP for your HOCKEY time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
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Article written in the style of its subject This article is funny because it is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is because you are an ignorant cultural philistine on account of having not consumed the same media the writer has. Shame on you. |